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I'm a huge fan of Jeff Goldblum and have been really itching to write some reader inserts...
I'd love to take suggestions/requests for his characters. I haven't seen all his movies sadly but feel free to send for the following characters:
Dr Ian Malcolm
Deputy Vilmos Kovacs
David Levinson
The Wizard / Oscar Diggs
Michael Gold
Sidney Zweibel / New Jersey
Mac
Alistair Hennessey
The Grandmaster
I can't promise to do them all but I'd like to try! Feel free to suggest other Goldblum characters, I just haven't gotten around to watching them yet. (Or not sure how well they translate to fic and smut (that bitch from Mortdecai, Nine Months and Body Snatchers)).
Will Not Write
Raceplay
Underage (especially if reader is a child or below 17)
Platonic/Familial Stuff (I'm a smut writer so writing Gen x Reader stuff doesn't interest me on this account)
Real Person Fic (it just makes me uncomfortable despite being super attracted to Goldblum)
Deviantart kinks such as inflation, growth, vore, transformation due to disinterest
Navel/bellybutton stuff
Child death, abortion, miscarriage
Trans Mpreg (more than happy to write trans masc stuff tho)
I'm most experienced writing fem and AFAB reader stuff (usually gender isnt specified when I do write pussy stuff but still). I'm more than happy to try to write specifically trans masc, trans fem or male reader stuff. Key word is try hahha.
if someone were to do a "i wrote every possible ship combination in SEES/IT/PTs", would you include metis, labyrus, sophia and zenkichi? and would u be pisst if they left out koromaru
What kind of swimsuit does Subaru prefer wearing? (AU where she chaperones for the Hawaii trip lmaoo)
Your thoughts on Subaru x Sumire? 👀
Actually does your earlier tier list still apply with Subaru?
sumi/subaru is cute, i think she'd go after her and frame it as. she's just looking out for the new superstar student. she's clearly delicate and needs the support. girls girl.
i think there'd be some changes? some are definitely up there and the same but... hm...
subaru prolly goes for classic racing one-piece for practicality... but then pulls out something like this lmao
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If you can't post the art of Subaru then can you describe what she looks like if that's okay? If I had to guess, I get the vibe she has long hair thats constantly tied in a ponytail and even outside of work, she dresses in a tomboyish way.
ooh, that'd be cute tbh but in my mind palace, she's just kamoshida with big boobs LOL.
she's still a very tall woman, something she's both proud of for her power and still somewhat ashamed of cuz it intimidates losers who won't date her. more of a slim but densly packed build, you can still see that she's JACKED as hell, she still exercises daily. her hair is pretty curly and looks short but if she straightened it, itd prolly be a lil past her shoulders. i still imagine she has a strong nose and eyebags but the art i have doesn't really reflect that too well cuz anime haha
fashion wise, she's fairly function > style, at least at work. track suits and sports uniforms etc. but i like your idea where she's still tomboyish? blazers + trousers, tighter pants to show off her ass, loose fitting tshirts and tank tops....
cropped picture below
artist is deareditor who is a fellow kamo enjoyer! thought she was a lil surprised when i asked her to draw subaru ahaha
What are your thoughts on a female!Kamoshida au or an au where Hiraguchi is basically a fem Kamoshida instead?
i am disinterested in making hiraguchi kamoshida 2.0 :')
i do have a fem! kamo au and have tried to roleplay her in the past but only got a few ppl who were interested and they didnt actually wanna play, they just wanted another member of their harem lol. i also commissioned pieces of it but theyre nsfw 8'D and thus... cannot be posted on tunglr.
fem kamo is named subaru and she more or less is the same. a cruel woman wearing a friendly mask to hide the fact that she's a perverted despot who is on a wild power trip after being irrelevant for the last decade or so. her abuse of girls is mostly jealousy based, though she is still attracted to them (and is perhaps ashamed of it). guys she overcompensates with the need to dominate them and prove that mature women (tho i headcanon shes mid-late 30s) can still be desirable.
Um could I please hear your thoughts on Kanji ships or at least your faves? I think he deserves all the pussy and penis he wants
i love kanji! i'd be happy to and you're 100% right he does. i'll just list the ones off the top of my head (aka all the ones i can think of and then i'll inevitably forget the most obvious ones ahha).
feel free to ask about all sorts of persona chars and ships btw!
Investigation Team
Yu x Kanji: I am bias. This is self-insert reasons. I want Kanji's weewee and this is the best way to go about it despite preferring het/yuri a lot more haha. on top of that, their dynamic in kanji's social link is just... cute. they fuckin cute.
Rise x Kanji: i really like them! i like that kanji is immune to rise's charms and it frustrates her... plus, i think their color associations are cute and size diff and contrasting personalities and and and i just really like rise and want her guts rearranged by one of my fave boys :(
Naoto x Kanji: i used to go to war for these two until i was really soured on Naoto for a bunch of reasons. it took moonllita's art and just general time passing for stuff to fade away for me to go "THEY'RE STILL SO FUCKING CUTE, DAMMIT!!!"
Yosuke x Kanji: this sucks ass and i'm a big fan of yosuke too LOL.
Teddie x Kanji: it could be cute but admittedly doesn't do a whole lot for me!
Yukiko x Kanji: ok honestly this seems really cute, i'd love to explore it. i like to imagine little baby kanji thought (slightly) older yukiko-senpai was really pretty and had an obvious (to everyone but yukiko) crush on her when she'd go pick up kimono fabric and such with her family.
Chie x Kanji: this does nothing for me <:'). i wish i could articulate it... i dunno, its not enough contrast for me? and chie maybe not interacting with kanji himself too much. it just doesn't get these shipper gears turning.
Other Social Links and Characters
Ayane x Kanji (AyaKan): MY KANJI OTP... I saw some art implying they used to be childhood friends on gelbooru (or it was on gelbooru uploaded to tumblr) and it just fucking snowballed from there!!! it has size difference, it has awkward nerds fumbling together, it has so much in my mind palace. please join my army, we have like 3 people LOL. I wrote 5/6 of the fics in the AO3 tag auaguahguagha (and then commed the first fic LOL).
Yumi x Kanji: hmm... it could be cute? i'd have to see how i feel if i ever play yumi's route (unlikely as... ayane is just so cute.) or rewatch her SL on the youtubes. maybe they meet when kanji volunteers to do costuming for a play at yu's suggestion and is taken aback by yumi's skill....
Dojima x Kanji: the bara artists i follow make this seem so hot. cuz it is hot. completely unlikely but its so fucking hot. im sorry. im sorry i am not immune to dojima cock runing teen hole. as an actual romantic ship though? i dunno... i'd have to think about it.
Eri x Kanji: milf ruined by big teen cock... woah... outside of that, uh, doesnt do too much for me unfortunately.
Adachi x Kanji: this does nothing for me and i do not feel the need to explore it like at all, sorry LOL. maybe if kanji was a girl? i dunno.
Naoki x Kanji: i think i saw them in that ayane art that started everything? unless im delusional and making shit up. anyway, admittedly doesn't do too much for me but i think i'd be interested in it. just gotta put a lil effort in. i imagine they're old friends or at least played together cuz of close proximity.... then just drifted apart naturally, unrelated to those weird rumours that were being spread about kanji.
Kou x Kanji: "WHY ARE YOU SEWING. THE LAKERS SCHOOL BASKETBALL TEAM NEEDS YOU." i just imagined kou seeing kanji hang out with yu and getting stars in his eyes, trying to get kanji to join the team and kicking himself when kanji inevitably sucks ass at it lol. i think they could have an interesting dynamic outside of that and something something kanji gets his balls sucked.
Daisuke x Kanji: could be hot sexually, esp if including kou, but i dunno about romance! i do think they'd get along great as friends though.
Nanako x Kanji: go to jail do not pass go. (maybe if she was aged up to be a teen. idk. i dont see him engaging in actual loli activities)
Sayoko x Kanji: doesnt trigger anything more than "molest that teen boy" thoughts LOL.
Ai x Kanji: i just imagine them bickering in a possibly unfun way? at first its fun and games with kanji trying to make his senpai happy but inevitably blowing up at her... could be intrebreasting but... hm...
Shu x Kanji: nothin goin on son
Hisano x Kanji: dude... he's gonan kill her and i cant do that to him.
Marie x Kanji: just imagined him asking her why the fuck she acts like that and why is she at war with the world then she just shuts down cuz i do NOT REMEMBER HOW THEY INTERACT IN CANON IM SORY
Margaret x Kanji: emperor x empress.. woaw.... yukiko feelings times a thousand cuz margaret is elegance incarnate.
Kashiwagi x Kanji: she is raping that boy :'( cuz atlus refuses to admit that she is sex bomb////
Crossover Ships (Between Persona Games)
Yuka Ayase x Kanji: i wrote this cuz an old friend suggested it and it still makes me peepee hard. i do think itd be fun to explore, i imagine (p1 aged) yuka flustering and flirting with kanji who just doesnt know how to react... an unlikely romance?
Junpei x Kanji: my fave boy ever with a good p4 boy? i remember there being a platonic junkan week waaaay back when i first got into persona fandom and being upset that actual shipping content for them wasn't allowed... then i just plain forgot about it haha. but i emembered now and i think it could be cute! a sort of boke/tsukkomi dynamic even if its really light. i think theyd get along (maybe they do if i play the Q games? id have to see.)
Haru x Kanji: ok just me smashing my fave girl with everyone again ahaha. i think this would have a similar vibe to yukiko/kanji, with the elegant older girl triggering kokoro fluttering in kanji. plus, shes so teeny tiny and could get her guts rearranged. hell yea.
Wow, someone actually knows Combattler? Awesome. I was looking at the tumblr tag for the series and saw your Chizuru x Daisaku thing.
yes!!! admittedly, i am still very early on in the series (gotta find the time to watch more of it hahah) and found out about it through super robot wars but its SUPER fun. i love chizuru's design and her personality and and aand
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How about a tier list of persona girls (even outside of P5) you think would be hot paired with Kamoshida. And if you'd like a prompt about any of them feel free to lmk!
just gonna do the persona girls i can say i know for sure so no p2/p5x/p5t/pq. also leaving out the teachers unless i have specific ideas for them.
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Haru Okumura - my fave girl. i am bias. i also have a multi chapter fic where they get together planned its just a matter of actually doing it... its a slow burn situation there. he uses the fact that shes kinda a loner with daddy issues and well... yeahhhhhhhh
Ai Ebihara - itd have to be an au where kamo is a gym teacher in inaba and p4/p5 takes place at the same time but shut the fuck up lol. i def see him using her truancy and risk of expulsion thing over her head and the sports team manager thing as an excuse to see her all the time. plus, i think itd be a hot brat taming situation...
Rise Kujikawa - my fave IT girl... i imagine a situation where theyre advertising a sports drink or smth and shes the eye candy of the ad and they meet that way. shes kinda turned off by how pushy he is but... heh... well...
Fem Joker (SPECIFICALLY... MY FEM JOKER >:)) - im a self insert mary sue bitch. ofc rin amamiya is here. ofc she is. leave me alone.
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Ann Takamaki - a classic for a reason if a bit overplayed at times 8'). lot of times, people just use it (and me) for insta smut with no real corruption or slow burn and it makes me sad...
Sadayo Kawakami - "but tomo! shes an adult and hes--" did u think hes fucking minors simply cuz he likes minors? NO. his shit is clearly all about power trips, he'd prolly mansplain manipulate manslaughter adult women too if he had the chance. if he knew about kawakami's situation, he'd prolly blackmail her with that and rub it in her face. perhaps even offer to help her out monetarily (maybe he has money from olympian days? ) if she acts as his private maid... rly makes you think! also i lowkey thought they were gonna be dating and he was using her as an alibi/beard to distract ppl from his abuse tbh. funny how life works.
Sumi Yoshizawa - its like ann/shiho combined with haru personality shit. its just. it makes sense. it makes sense and its so fucking good ok? ok!!!
Yuka Ayase - shes my fave p1 girl so im bias... i think she'd be kamo's type and an easy target for him. she's aware of it and kinda hates it but goes along with it unlike ann... what will happen...?
Elly Kirishima - ok if he liked one binch who was 1/4 american why wouldnt he go for elly. besides her being a weird occult bitch bUT ITS OK CUZ SHES HOT AND HE'LL JUST GET HER TO WORSHIP HIS COCK INSTEAD OF THE--
Alice Hiiragi - ok what if she was a student when he was teaching (unlikely) and. aheheh. well. ok outside of that, its a pure pure pure pure crack ship born out of the fact that a) i smash my faves together like barbies most of the time b) their boss forms are rabbit themed (kamoshidaman in pq2 im referring to lol). also i just love alice.
Saori Hasegawa - shes my fave p3 girl (besides chidori!). my biases! shes an awkward loner who is desperate for any sort of connection and has a thing for older men... why not...?
Yukiko Amagi - i think shed be more kamo's type than chie (who might be the shiho in this situation) and my friend cakie suggested shed be in the higher tiers and i agree im sorry... itd be hot... i cant explain... im sorry...
Marie - MY FEELINGS FOR HER ASIDE.... BRAT BITCH BREAKING AND SHES HOT. HE'D GO FOR IT. I NEED TO THINK OF AN EXCUSE AS TO HOW THEY'D MEET FOR REAL... YES... GOD...
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Ichiko Ohya - shes my fave of the p5 adult women and it hurts putting her here <:'). partially cuz itd be a massive stretch to get them to meet and for her to even want to fuck him. maybe she is actually investigating the rumours of abuse at shujin but covers it up by doing a risky interview with the former olympian as a puff piece for shujin/him… then either gets found out or starts falling for him herself?
Shiho Suzui - "BUT TOMO--" *lights cigarette* i want to be there (or be her) when it happened. i also know he just used her as a means to an end but i love the idea of shiho being so shaken by the event and picking up unhealthy sexual habits to try to fill that void and to cope and idkkkk its interesting...!!!
Usami/Chouno - i got fic ideas and they are stupid fucking hentai shits but it makes my pp hard and doesnt feel as forced as some other girls. i apologize.
Fuuka Yamagishi - my fave SEES girl. bias strikes again. cute small shy girl with big man unga bunga wunga. what if he arranged for natsuki to bully her just so shed confide in him and. well. :)
Yuko Nishiwaki - OUGH. she is chef kiss and i see him tryin to get in there real easy... im sorry i cannot think of detailed scenario or feelings besides OOOHHHHHHHUUUUUUGHGGHG
Rio Iwasaki - same as yuko shit is easy and i am erect.
Natsuki Moriyama/Her Friend Maki - im so hord. bratty gyaru girls worshipping his balls hell yeah.
Chie Satonaka - i really like chie still but i dunno if kamo would like her...? she is prime made for bastard cock tho ehueheue
Noriko Kashiwagi - she rapes him. he knows how it feels now (JOKES.)
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Tae Takemi - my dick is so hard but like. *gestures*. but i imagine her doing prostate milking with her tongue and sucking the soul out of his asshole but *gestures*. it just feels so forced. but my dick is so hard. anyway the scenario i have in mind for them is like he knocked up a student and hears of her back alley stuff/meds and asks her to take care of it (r she acts as the fucking ob-gyn??) then uh. well. *footjob gestures*
Hifumi Togo - ok this is more up classic kamo alley if he taught at kosei. however. i worry its treading too much travelled ground yknow what i mean? but. i feeel it. i like it. i feel it. i just sweat.
Yukino Mayuzumi - specifically talking p1 but i imagine he'd 'keep an eye on her' due to her girl gang past and she hates him but doesnt fight back...? idk my heart aint in this as much. but i am interested nonetheless...
Yukari Takeba - she's 100000% a target for him. shes cute feminine and involvec with sports but she also has a backbone and i imagine he kinda does like a challenge even if he has a breaking point. shed be fun to break for him. but my heart just isnt as in it!
Elizabeth - bro i dont think shed do it but i imagined her going "AH YES THIS IS WHAT ITS LIKE TO LOSE TO BASTARD COCK/ TO BE GROOMED! INTERESTING!" and i am fucking choking laughing
Isako Toriumi - i think he'd go for it, hearing about her crush and asking out a student and using that over her maybe...? or even just sensing that she is clearly hurting for dick and cracking her. but im not as invested as i am with kawakami auughag.
Margaret - like elizabeth, i DEFINITELY dont see this happening like at all and i think she'd twist his nuts clean off and feed them to him and it wouldnt be very sexy. but im also just. i want her to lose to the dick so bad.
Sayoko Uehara - oooh... ooh... hot. ez porn scenario could be like hes going for check up or whatever and she feels him up and they fuck but im not as super invested. it needs a bit of spice idk. higher C tier.
Saki Konishi - this could be very spicy yeah...... but idk my heart isnt as into it!
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Makoto Niijima - MY FEELINGS ABOUT HER CHARACTER ASIDE... this is also kinda overplayed in certain circles (*cough* flist *cough* shitty ugly bastard kamo doujins *cough* ). i do get the appeal tho! shes a 'good girl' in need of attention and correction and eager to please in some authority figures eyes... but i dunno if kamo would go for it! shes too risky! kobayakawa has his eyes on her and her hot shot lawyer sister makes things a bit scary for him. i did have a fic idea that was sae/kamo/mako that was getting written (and supposed to be sponsored by a client but it fell through due to personal reasons) but. we will get there eventually!
Sae Niijima - i have a lot of complicated feelings about sae and a lot of them are negative… but she is hot. however, its a stretch getting these two to meet let alone fuck. i managed it in the makoto section but uhhhghhghhhgg. and it feels like similar stuff to the futaba section. its just. yknow. yknow?? but i do think they'd be a really interesting combo... its just a matter of actually. making it believable to ppl outside my mind palace. (and praying that that ex-client actually respected my wishes.)
Ayane Matsunaga - this hurts cuz shes my 2nd fave p4 girl (rise and ai fight for first place 24/7). but... kamo is def not going for that. i think itd be hot as fuck like if i shut my brain off i'd put her in at least high b (these are unordered) but i am forced to put her here. the size diff? the easy target nature where she has lil self esteem and easy to manipulate? her inability to say no to ppl? yeah. but hes also a horn dog and prolly likes big tits n ass and ayane looks like shes like 9 years old and *sobs into my own ass* hes not going...for it... i hate everything...
Mika - only putting her here for completionist stuff. i have an idea for them but idk if im that dedicated to it... like hes already fucking ann at this point and accomapnies her to a shoot and mika sees him and is like "omg ok girl". then they bang and ann gets ntr'd oops.
Hiraguchi - similar to completionist stuff. maybe she notices sumi isnt as focused as she should be and finds out whats going on, goes to confront kamo and then uhhhh uhh uhh. double gymnastic blowjobs.
Kuon Ichinose - my irl wife would fucking hate me if i did this to her LOL. also just… itd be too forced for even me, sorry. maybe if i had a really really really good idea.
Akane Hasegawa - i didnt get that far in to meet her yet. plus i dont think he'd be into her tbh, too baby looking (and the fact that shes likely 14 might scare him too much.)
Miyako Kaburagi - she makes my pp hard but a) forced b) shes prolly an actual 'hag' in his eyes cuz hes not truly based c) shes a cop he aint risking shit
Sophia - i LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE sophie (shes like A tier to me) but. uh. how the fuck is he gonna… yknow?? i would if i could write it but. shrugs. i want context in my porn. the pure utter lack of that for sophie/kamo is what brings it down to just. yeah. itd be REALLY REALLY REALLY fun crack to write but oh my fucking god.
Mitsuru Kirijo - mitsuru is fine. shes super hot and would be his type but... idk. it doesnt inspire a lot in me but i also just dont see him going for it. shes too risky like makoto and doesnt have an easy in for things like with haru unforunately. if someone had a really good prompt id be happy to take a crack at it.
Nanako Dojima (AGED UP) - i dont like loli stuff with kamo, so she'd have to be a teen like originally planned for p5? but i dont rly have any ideas so. shrug. shed be in f if i didnt love her dearly. i can prolly cook if i had some ingredients.
Eri Minami - i rly love eri but i dunno. it feels stretchy here. i dont rly see it happening... maybe if yuta was a high school student or kamo coached kids volleyball but eeehhhh. need ingreidents.
Yumi Ozawa - i never did her route sorry. i also dont know if kamo likes theatre kids LOL. the body is willing but i dont really have anything to work with.
Hanako Ohtani - kamo is absolutely NOT based enough to go for a bad big bitch like her.
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Futaba Sakura - bro he doesnt even KNOW her and even if he did, i dont think he'd be interested? unless it was a scenario where he somehow did gain powers and he was trying to fuck over joker. outside of that, i just think shes too scrawny and gremlin-y for his taste and i feel like ppl just throw her into these scenarios for collections sake ("ugnnnhhg im self-inserting onto kamo and i need the biggest harem my dick is so big uennnnghgh" shut the fuck up.)
Maki Sonomura - ok putting this here makes it sound like i have beef with it esp after the futaba article but like. it just inspires nothing in me. i am sorry. i am not strong enough.
Caroline/Justine/Lavenza - he's not going for that and im not into it. not with kamo.
Wakaba - no one has thought about this and no one ever will and the idea makes me laugh but i cannot. suspend disbelief this far.
Rumi - same as wakaba but it isnt even funny to me it just makes me sad
Maiko Oohashi - like lavenza, im just not into this kinda thing with kamo, sorry. maybe if she was aged up to be a teen,,,? idk.
Mariko Hyodo - i just dont like her like that and i doubt he would either.
Aigis - shes my least fave p3 girl and i really dont feel any sort of inspiration for it like with maki p1. sorry u_u
Metis - i did not play the answer i dont know her.
Chihiro Fushimi - bro i do not fucking remember a thing about her i am so fucking sorry chirhiro fans 😥. i think she really bored me that much despite her stuff being my type? idk. i got nothin.
Chidori Yoshino - she is prolly my fave p3 girl next to saori so it sucks putting her here but like also lol lamo fuck the idea of cucking junpei. i will never do that. fuck you. also just i dont see how theyd meet unless she starts recovering well enough to go to school again and...???? yhknow. also i think she might be too freaky for kamo and hed want her to be normal #lame
Naoto Shirogane - dont ask me for naoto porn i dont like writing it and i dont wanna cuck kanji sorry
Hisako Kuroda - im not based enough to be a true granny fucker and i think kamoshida would literally fucking kill her if he even managed to get a quarter-chub. which he wouldnt.
Mitsuko Kitamura - like hisako up there its just. yeah.
Mayumi Yamano/Mizusu Hiiragi - no one is asking for this and idk man i cant be bothered.
How about a tier list of persona girls (even outside of P5) you think would be hot paired with Kamoshida. And if you'd like a prompt about any of them feel free to lmk!
just gonna do the persona girls i can say i know for sure so no p2/p5x/p5t/pq. also leaving out the teachers unless i have specific ideas for them.
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Haru Okumura - my fave girl. i am bias. i also have a multi chapter fic where they get together planned its just a matter of actually doing it... its a slow burn situation there. he uses the fact that shes kinda a loner with daddy issues and well... yeahhhhhhhh
Ai Ebihara - itd have to be an au where kamo is a gym teacher in inaba and p4/p5 takes place at the same time but shut the fuck up lol. i def see him using her truancy and risk of expulsion thing over her head and the sports team manager thing as an excuse to see her all the time. plus, i think itd be a hot brat taming situation...
Rise Kujikawa - my fave IT girl... i imagine a situation where theyre advertising a sports drink or smth and shes the eye candy of the ad and they meet that way. shes kinda turned off by how pushy he is but... heh... well...
Fem Joker (SPECIFICALLY... MY FEM JOKER >:)) - im a self insert mary sue bitch. ofc rin amamiya is here. ofc she is. leave me alone.
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Ann Takamaki - a classic for a reason if a bit overplayed at times 8'). lot of times, people just use it (and me) for insta smut with no real corruption or slow burn and it makes me sad...
Sadayo Kawakami - "but tomo! shes an adult and hes--" did u think hes fucking minors simply cuz he likes minors? NO. his shit is clearly all about power trips, he'd prolly mansplain manipulate manslaughter adult women too if he had the chance. if he knew about kawakami's situation, he'd prolly blackmail her with that and rub it in her face. perhaps even offer to help her out monetarily (maybe he has money from olympian days? ) if she acts as his private maid... rly makes you think! also i lowkey thought they were gonna be dating and he was using her as an alibi/beard to distract ppl from his abuse tbh. funny how life works.
Sumi Yoshizawa - its like ann/shiho combined with haru personality shit. its just. it makes sense. it makes sense and its so fucking good ok? ok!!!
Yuka Ayase - shes my fave p1 girl so im bias... i think she'd be kamo's type and an easy target for him. she's aware of it and kinda hates it but goes along with it unlike ann... what will happen...?
Elly Kirishima - ok if he liked one binch who was 1/4 american why wouldnt he go for elly. besides her being a weird occult bitch bUT ITS OK CUZ SHES HOT AND HE'LL JUST GET HER TO WORSHIP HIS COCK INSTEAD OF THE--
Alice Hiiragi - ok what if she was a student when he was teaching (unlikely) and. aheheh. well. ok outside of that, its a pure pure pure pure crack ship born out of the fact that a) i smash my faves together like barbies most of the time b) their boss forms are rabbit themed (kamoshidaman in pq2 im referring to lol). also i just love alice.
Saori Hasegawa - shes my fave p3 girl (besides chidori!). my biases! shes an awkward loner who is desperate for any sort of connection and has a thing for older men... why not...?
Yukiko Amagi - i think shed be more kamo's type than chie (who might be the shiho in this situation) and my friend cakie suggested shed be in the higher tiers and i agree im sorry... itd be hot... i cant explain... im sorry...
Marie - MY FEELINGS FOR HER ASIDE.... BRAT BITCH BREAKING AND SHES HOT. HE'D GO FOR IT. I NEED TO THINK OF AN EXCUSE AS TO HOW THEY'D MEET FOR REAL... YES... GOD...
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Ichiko Ohya - shes my fave of the p5 adult women and it hurts putting her here <:'). partially cuz itd be a massive stretch to get them to meet and for her to even want to fuck him. maybe she is actually investigating the rumours of abuse at shujin but covers it up by doing a risky interview with the former olympian as a puff piece for shujin/him… then either gets found out or starts falling for him herself?
Shiho Suzui - "BUT TOMO--" *lights cigarette* i want to be there (or be her) when it happened. i also know he just used her as a means to an end but i love the idea of shiho being so shaken by the event and picking up unhealthy sexual habits to try to fill that void and to cope and idkkkk its interesting...!!!
Usami/Chouno - i got fic ideas and they are stupid fucking hentai shits but it makes my pp hard and doesnt feel as forced as some other girls. i apologize.
Fuuka Yamagishi - my fave SEES girl. bias strikes again. cute small shy girl with big man unga bunga wunga. what if he arranged for natsuki to bully her just so shed confide in him and. well. :)
Yuko Nishiwaki - OUGH. she is chef kiss and i see him tryin to get in there real easy... im sorry i cannot think of detailed scenario or feelings besides OOOHHHHHHHUUUUUUGHGGHG
Rio Iwasaki - same as yuko shit is easy and i am erect.
Natsuki Moriyama/Her Friend Maki - im so hord. bratty gyaru girls worshipping his balls hell yeah.
Chie Satonaka - i really like chie still but i dunno if kamo would like her...? she is prime made for bastard cock tho ehueheue
Noriko Kashiwagi - she rapes him. he knows how it feels now (JOKES.)
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Tae Takemi - my dick is so hard but like. *gestures*. but i imagine her doing prostate milking with her tongue and sucking the soul out of his asshole but *gestures*. it just feels so forced. but my dick is so hard. anyway the scenario i have in mind for them is like he knocked up a student and hears of her back alley stuff/meds and asks her to take care of it (r she acts as the fucking ob-gyn??) then uh. well. *footjob gestures*
Hifumi Togo - ok this is more up classic kamo alley if he taught at kosei. however. i worry its treading too much travelled ground yknow what i mean? but. i feeel it. i like it. i feel it. i just sweat.
Yukino Mayuzumi - specifically talking p1 but i imagine he'd 'keep an eye on her' due to her girl gang past and she hates him but doesnt fight back...? idk my heart aint in this as much. but i am interested nonetheless...
Yukari Takeba - she's 100000% a target for him. shes cute feminine and involvec with sports but she also has a backbone and i imagine he kinda does like a challenge even if he has a breaking point. shed be fun to break for him. but my heart just isnt as in it!
Elizabeth - bro i dont think shed do it but i imagined her going "AH YES THIS IS WHAT ITS LIKE TO LOSE TO BASTARD COCK/ TO BE GROOMED! INTERESTING!" and i am fucking choking laughing
Isako Toriumi - i think he'd go for it, hearing about her crush and asking out a student and using that over her maybe...? or even just sensing that she is clearly hurting for dick and cracking her. but im not as invested as i am with kawakami auughag.
Margaret - like elizabeth, i DEFINITELY dont see this happening like at all and i think she'd twist his nuts clean off and feed them to him and it wouldnt be very sexy. but im also just. i want her to lose to the dick so bad.
Sayoko Uehara - oooh... ooh... hot. ez porn scenario could be like hes going for check up or whatever and she feels him up and they fuck but im not as super invested. it needs a bit of spice idk. higher C tier.
Saki Konishi - this could be very spicy yeah...... but idk my heart isnt as into it!
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Makoto Niijima - MY FEELINGS ABOUT HER CHARACTER ASIDE... this is also kinda overplayed in certain circles (*cough* flist *cough* shitty ugly bastard kamo doujins *cough* ). i do get the appeal tho! shes a 'good girl' in need of attention and correction and eager to please in some authority figures eyes... but i dunno if kamo would go for it! shes too risky! kobayakawa has his eyes on her and her hot shot lawyer sister makes things a bit scary for him. i did have a fic idea that was sae/kamo/mako that was getting written (and supposed to be sponsored by a client but it fell through due to personal reasons) but. we will get there eventually!
Sae Niijima - i have a lot of complicated feelings about sae and a lot of them are negative… but she is hot. however, its a stretch getting these two to meet let alone fuck. i managed it in the makoto section but uhhhghhghhhgg. and it feels like similar stuff to the futaba section. its just. yknow. yknow?? but i do think they'd be a really interesting combo... its just a matter of actually. making it believable to ppl outside my mind palace. (and praying that that ex-client actually respected my wishes.)
Ayane Matsunaga - this hurts cuz shes my 2nd fave p4 girl (rise and ai fight for first place 24/7). but... kamo is def not going for that. i think itd be hot as fuck like if i shut my brain off i'd put her in at least high b (these are unordered) but i am forced to put her here. the size diff? the easy target nature where she has lil self esteem and easy to manipulate? her inability to say no to ppl? yeah. but hes also a horn dog and prolly likes big tits n ass and ayane looks like shes like 9 years old and *sobs into my own ass* hes not going...for it... i hate everything...
Mika - only putting her here for completionist stuff. i have an idea for them but idk if im that dedicated to it... like hes already fucking ann at this point and accomapnies her to a shoot and mika sees him and is like "omg ok girl". then they bang and ann gets ntr'd oops.
Hiraguchi - similar to completionist stuff. maybe she notices sumi isnt as focused as she should be and finds out whats going on, goes to confront kamo and then uhhhh uhh uhh. double gymnastic blowjobs.
Kuon Ichinose - my irl wife would fucking hate me if i did this to her LOL. also just… itd be too forced for even me, sorry. maybe if i had a really really really good idea.
Akane Hasegawa - i didnt get that far in to meet her yet. plus i dont think he'd be into her tbh, too baby looking (and the fact that shes likely 14 might scare him too much.)
Miyako Kaburagi - she makes my pp hard but a) forced b) shes prolly an actual 'hag' in his eyes cuz hes not truly based c) shes a cop he aint risking shit
Sophia - i LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE sophie (shes like A tier to me) but. uh. how the fuck is he gonna… yknow?? i would if i could write it but. shrugs. i want context in my porn. the pure utter lack of that for sophie/kamo is what brings it down to just. yeah. itd be REALLY REALLY REALLY fun crack to write but oh my fucking god.
Mitsuru Kirijo - mitsuru is fine. shes super hot and would be his type but... idk. it doesnt inspire a lot in me but i also just dont see him going for it. shes too risky like makoto and doesnt have an easy in for things like with haru unforunately. if someone had a really good prompt id be happy to take a crack at it.
Nanako Dojima (AGED UP) - i dont like loli stuff with kamo, so she'd have to be a teen like originally planned for p5? but i dont rly have any ideas so. shrug. shed be in f if i didnt love her dearly. i can prolly cook if i had some ingredients.
Eri Minami - i rly love eri but i dunno. it feels stretchy here. i dont rly see it happening... maybe if yuta was a high school student or kamo coached kids volleyball but eeehhhh. need ingreidents.
Yumi Ozawa - i never did her route sorry. i also dont know if kamo likes theatre kids LOL. the body is willing but i dont really have anything to work with.
Hanako Ohtani - kamo is absolutely NOT based enough to go for a bad big bitch like her.
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Futaba Sakura - bro he doesnt even KNOW her and even if he did, i dont think he'd be interested? unless it was a scenario where he somehow did gain powers and he was trying to fuck over joker. outside of that, i just think shes too scrawny and gremlin-y for his taste and i feel like ppl just throw her into these scenarios for collections sake ("ugnnnhhg im self-inserting onto kamo and i need the biggest harem my dick is so big uennnnghgh" shut the fuck up.)
Maki Sonomura - ok putting this here makes it sound like i have beef with it esp after the futaba article but like. it just inspires nothing in me. i am sorry. i am not strong enough.
Caroline/Justine/Lavenza - he's not going for that and im not into it. not with kamo.
Wakaba - no one has thought about this and no one ever will and the idea makes me laugh but i cannot. suspend disbelief this far.
Rumi - same as wakaba but it isnt even funny to me it just makes me sad
Maiko Oohashi - like lavenza, im just not into this kinda thing with kamo, sorry. maybe if she was aged up to be a teen,,,? idk.
Mariko Hyodo - i just dont like her like that and i doubt he would either.
Aigis - shes my least fave p3 girl and i really dont feel any sort of inspiration for it like with maki p1. sorry u_u
Metis - i did not play the answer i dont know her.
Chihiro Fushimi - bro i do not fucking remember a thing about her i am so fucking sorry chirhiro fans 😥. i think she really bored me that much despite her stuff being my type? idk. i got nothin.
Chidori Yoshino - she is prolly my fave p3 girl next to saori so it sucks putting her here but like also lol lamo fuck the idea of cucking junpei. i will never do that. fuck you. also just i dont see how theyd meet unless she starts recovering well enough to go to school again and...???? yhknow. also i think she might be too freaky for kamo and hed want her to be normal #lame
Naoto Shirogane - dont ask me for naoto porn i dont like writing it and i dont wanna cuck kanji sorry
Hisako Kuroda - im not based enough to be a true granny fucker and i think kamoshida would literally fucking kill her if he even managed to get a quarter-chub. which he wouldnt.
Mitsuko Kitamura - like hisako up there its just. yeah.
Mayumi Yamano/Mizusu Hiiragi - no one is asking for this and idk man i cant be bothered.
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Kotone being isekai'd in persona 5 after her own game's ending! (Un)fortunately for her, it seems she arrived in Kamoshida's palace as his new princess
I actually have an AU similar to this haha. It was related to my Fem Minato/Twins AU that I haven't written yet and I wanted to do a protag swap after everything was done lol