me, barely existing: “I’ll take another iced coffee”

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time

How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?

im starting to irritate myself with my poor mental health like damn can a bitch just keep it together for a minute

i cant talk shit on dr who as if i didnt get my ass handed to me by that vincent van gogh thing 9 years ago

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story

Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has