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people who sleep are lazy. like fym you're laying around 5 6 8 hours a day? what the fuck man? go get a job.

… WHAT DO YOU DO AT NIGHT??? IM JUST CURIOUS AT THIS POINT

business ;)

i kissed a girl...it was awesome.

it was in a dream, wasn't it?

Ya know, quite frankly folks, a grilled cheese. A tremendous grilled cheese. Quite possibly, the greatest grilled cheese this country has ever seen. I know a lot about grilled cheese folks, believe me, unlike the…not so great people spreading the fake cheese. Lots of people come up to me and they say “Mr President, how do you know so much about grilled cheese?” and I answer simply by grilling their cheese. I like my cheese grilled, I think everyone does, anyone who isn’t with the anti-grilled cheese agenda of course, it’s true. Sad! We have the best of the best people currently looking into the cheese making sure it’s being grilled for all the wonderful, tremendous cheese lovers out there. Great people. Lots of tremendous people on both sides, believe me. My father gave me a small loan of 7 cheese factories, and things are going great. Billions and billions of different cheeses are being grilled as we speak, and everything is looking quite cheesy, I must say.