oh well

everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone

trying to find a link to the queer movie if anyone finds one pls share!!

Does anyone have a link to queer or baby girl? Help a girl out!

EDDIE REDMAYNE AS THE JACKAL— HOW DOES HE DO IT!?! HOW can he be the BIGGEST cinnamon bun OF ALL TIME— AND PLAY AN ASSASIN FLAWLESSLY?? THEYVE GOT ME OVER HERE PRAYING HE DOESNT GET CAUGHT AND KEEPS ON KILLING LIKE AHHSFSFSFSFFSF

To anyone whose currently watching The day of the Jackal— anyone else wishing they were Nuria SO BAD RN BC GOODS LORD EDDIE REDMAYNE RICH AS FUCK AND A WHOLE ASS BABY LIKE THAT MEANS I BEARED HIS CHILD HELL YES AJSHAHAJANNSBSNAN

It just is the superior ship.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

no because patrick and tashi saw each other as equals in a way they NEVER saw art. they both have wealthy family (though patrick is estranged from his) and are tennis prodigies. and most of all they are people who obfuscate and hide what they really think and want. art isn’t like them and they know it— he’s desperate and has to work hard at tennis and, though he tries sometimes to manipulate them, he is BAD at it. patrick and tashi fall apart because, fundamentally, they don’t like each other that much, even though they’re “on the level” with each other. NOT because art masterminded it. but here’s the thing: even though they both saw art as beneath them, they LIKE him better. art is the one they both want to be with. and in a way THEY are The Challengers, not patrick and art.

i want to be flirted with!!! i want to be desired!!! i want to be lusted after!!!