Ew 🇵🇸

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

never noticed how intimate sharing a cig could be...this artwork's awakening something in me fuck

love triangles need to be more "girl can't decide which arrogant older woman to date and they end up agreeing to double-team her" and less "bland woman gets to pick one of two guys who suck"

i love guillermo del toro so much because having a grown man incessantly drink milk to represent his mommy issues has to be one of the funniest ways of doing that ever.

when is a man going to give all his blood for the sweetness of my laughter