In Venere Veritas

Bihhh 😂😂😂

Lmfaoooooo

😂😂😂😭

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

Escalators are scary. [video]

[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

a burglar

a birbler

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties