Imagines Database

-ok so you’re a muggleborn from the us 

-the boys (except peter cause he was busy being a punk crusty bitch ass rat) came to spend a week with you over the summer and let’s just say in the first three hours the arrived all you had left was a box of cracker, one egg, and a bottle of ketchup

-seriously they can fucking eat 

-so anyways you decided to go grocery shopping and your mum has a costco card 

-you were going to go alone and make it quick but James and Sirius were all like

-”Y/N I WANT TO GO TO THE COSTCO TOO!”

-Remus although being halfblood is british© and never been to costco

-so you were like what the hell let’s go to costco 

-you got in the car and they’re all so hyped 

-”JAMES WE’RE GOING TO THE COSTCO” “FUCK YEAH WE ARE”

-Remus got shotgun because he’s the only one who mfkn behaves

-anyways

-so you get to costco and Sirius starts hitting on the greeter

-Remus is laying on those bigass teddy bears James is scaling the giant teddy bear

-Sirius and James each have their own carts filled with nothing but it make them feel mature 

-”LETS RACE FOR PINKS UNLESS YOUR TOO FUCKING SCARED PADS!” “OH YOU’RE ON PRONGS!” “THOSE ARE SHOPPING CAR- OMIFUCKINGMERLIN.”

-to make a long story short james leviosa’d  the cart to try and win and got stuck on one of the bigass racks 

-having to get his ass down

-sirius bought a 40 pound bag of kitty litter to send to McGonagall

-remus being a lil shit and taking whole trays of samples

-buying remus books and sweatshirts for being the the least shitty out of all these little shits

- james and serious buying 30 fucking hotdogs

-remus is just in the cart reading and shit while you push him around

-”Y/N I found these snacks called Tide Pods can we-” “JAMES NO!” -checking out and feeling like a soccer mom who hasn’t slept in 90 days

-Him calling you his little prince/princess and telling you one day you will be the heir to a worthy kingdom.

-He teaches you magic, just as Frigga did him.

-Also teaches you to be as quickly cunning and crafty he is, all the skills necessary to get out of the stickiest situations.

-‘Uncle Thor’ loves you, and visiting you. Much to Loki’s displeasure.

-He wants to do good by you, something he wasn’t able to with your past siblings.

And vows to be a much better father than Odin was to him.

-You’re his prankster protégé, he gives you tips and sends you off to practice on the avengers. (They can’t stay mad with your adorable charm)

-Each night before bed he will tell you a story, even as you grow older. It’s something he has done since your birth night.

-Usually it’s one of the many tales of his adventurous times with Thor.

-Loki will teach you to master twin blades just like him, and will help you design a functional (green and black if he can convince you) signature attire. One must be stylish in the midst of battle, just look at him.

-He has made many consequential mistakes, many of which people still speak of bitchily. And hopes he will at least be able to give you advice.

-Is both furious and overly proud when you finally become good enough with your magic and abilities to slip past him. Will roll his eyes when you try sneaking back, he made this game. Definitely points out the flaws in your plan.

-He’s not happy you tried tricking him but it’s better him now then to fail later he supposes.

-Speaking of, he is extremely disappointed when you’re caught in a lie or con.

-He taught you better than to be caught.

-Not a lovey dovey or boisterous father like Thor would be, (Not that you don’t get all that from uncle Thor anyway, he’s so proud of you. Even if you stab someone. It’s a family thing he supposes.) but Loki truly cares for you. His sentiment is just more unspoken and tries to show he cares for you other ways.

-You came home with a 'puppy’ once and it was your long lost brother Fenris.

-What a day that was. Loki had a migraine and you determinedly decided to keep your brother.

-You always join him on his sudden 'adventures’ whether you’re into the whole planet ruling thing or not. It’s father-child bonding time.

-He always finds a way to assure your safety no matter what he gets himself into.

-You are the one thing that could be lorded over him, but he refuses to let that happen.

-He likes Peter Parker, truly he’s an interesting goofy kid. Respectful idiot, from time to time.

-Likes Peter less when he notices how starry eyed Peter is upon seeing you for the first time. And every moment after.

- “No.” he mutters while catching Peter starring at you for the umpteenth time and drags him away by the collar of his shirt, leaving you confused

- “B-but mister Loki-!?”

The three friends waited, picking at their breakfast trying to figure why the other friend, Y/n, wasn’t at the party last night. Ron and Hermione had been with her at the Quidditch game but was no where to be seen at the victory party. 

The moment she sat down, the three bombarded her with questions which she all shot down, refusing to answer. “I had an important issue I had to solve, that’s all you need to know.” 

The conversation turned away and ten minutes later Harry and Hermione left, needed to look in the library for a potions book for an up coming quiz leaving just you and Ron to talk. “I had sex with Malfoy.” You told him, laughing a bit as he choked on his drink.

“What? Why?” He asked confused.

You pulled the collar of your robes down, to show his a deep purple love bite Draco left on you from last night. “Why? Because he and I are dating of course.” You tell him smirking as the puzzled boy tried to find something to say.

“So w-why are you telling me? Shouldn’t you go tell Harry that you missed his celebratory party to go fool around with the devils son?”

The boys father thought he had done nothing wrong. He had warned the Hufflepuff girl to stay away from his son no matter what. No matter how strong her feelings were to Draco. Lucius Malfoy knew about how his son felt towards her and Lucius promised to never see the day where his pureblood Slytherin son show affection to a filthy mudblood Hufflepuff. 

The words “I will never stop loving him. The only time I couldn’t is if I was dead,” coming from Y/n’s mouth angered him, making him take out his wand and stopped her heart. The older man chuckled to himself, remembering your last words. 

“How could you do this to me?” Draco sobbed, holding the deceased girl in his arms, looking up at his father for an explanation. “You knew how much she meant to me!”

Lucius rolled his looking down upon his son. “She couldn’t have meant that much if you never pursued her.” He told his son in his famous dead voice. “Its not my fault you couldn’t tell her you loved her while she was still breathing.”

“You would have still killed her anyway, you monster!” Draco nearly screamed. 

Criminal Minds x Doctor Who crossover.

Summary: Reader gets an unexpected phone call which leads to a house full of all sorts of Doctors. 

Spencer watched as you moved around the kitchen nervously, checking the oven and stirring the custard that sat in a glass bowl. You had woken before the sun had even peeked over the horizon and had spent the better half of the morning cleaning, dusting down the bookshelves and reorganizing the fruit holder to please your aesthetic.

You had received a phone call just the night before that had instantly lifted your mood, a joyful laugh escaping your lips as soon as you had hung up.

“Who was that?” Spencer asked after his sleep had been disturbed by the shrill ring of your cellphone.

“An old friend,” you had replied with a small smile. “You’ll meet him tomorrow.”

“Does this friend know what time it is?” Spencer had asked, his voice groggy as he was still half asleep.

“He’s always caught in another world. I doubt he knows what time it is in this one,” you replied, fighting the knowing grin that threatened to take over you. Spencer merely shrugged, his mind too tired to try and analyze your words.

“Sounds great. Can’t wait to meet him,” he yawned, his eyes closing as sleep once again welcomed him back into her arms.

Spencer stared at you as he watched your gaze shift between the clock and front door, your lip in between your teeth and your fingers drumming against the kitchen counter.

“Y/N, why are you so nervous about me meeting this friend of yours?” Spencer questioned as he you straightened out the tablecloth, your finger itching to do something to keep busy. You glanced at him quickly, meeting his curious gaze as your hands worked to make everything presentable.

“Ah, well…he’s not…,” you stumbled over your words, unsure of how to explain the situation to him. Spencer was a man of science. And well, there were some sciences out there that you weren’t quite sure he was ready for. “He’s just…different.”

[x] // requester: anonymous // request here

The whole courtyard seemed to fall silent, waiting for Draco’s reaction as his parents beckoned for him. You could see the conflict in Draco’s eyes, and he moved to go to his parents when you suddenly reached out to grab his hand.

“If this isn’t what you want,” you said quietly. “Don’t go.”

“He looks angry.”

“Yeah that’s kinda what I mean.”

So it kinda went from a hearcanon to a fic.

———-

Vulcan’s are not sentimental creatures, for the most partthey believe in gifts that are practical and that have a use. However, Spockgrew up watching his father give seemingly useless gifs to his mother. Thingssuch as jewelry, or a trinket, that has no use, but his mother would always beso happy whenever she received one. He assumes that is the same thing that youwould want for Christmas, however being aboard a Starship makes it difficult toobtain gifts.

It’s in Yorktown when he sees the perfect gift for you. Eventhough Christmas isn’t for several months he knows that if he doesn’t get itnow, then he might not get a chance later. It’s a music box. One that was madeon Vulcan before it’s destruction, he has no idea how it got to be in Yorktown,or how he managed to find it, but he did. He knows that it is the kind oftrinket that you would find sentimental value in, it is something that youwould enjoy. So he hides it, for moths it sits in his room as he waits froChristmas.

Finally, the day arrives, he had Jim show him how to wrap agift, since he had never had to do so before, and he waits until after youshift ends before he gives it to you. You are sitting cross legged on his bed,in nothing but one of his uniform tops and Starfleet regulation underwear whenhe walks in. Your gift for him is sitting beside you. You quickly jump up,pulling over to the bed and giving him the gift.

“Open it, Spock!”

He quickly does so, curious as to why you are so excited,inside he finds a necklace, attached to the chain is a silver disk. Spock raiseson eyebrow at you and all you can do is roll your eyes.

“Put it on!”

He does, and his eyes immediately widen when it feels likethe entire room increases in temperature to something that is comfortable for aVulcan but would cause a human to overheat. You can’t help but smile at hissurprised face

“It’s something Scotty and I put together. It’s kinda like alocalized temperature chamber, it changes the atmospheric temperature of anyair particles that are coming in direct contact with the wearer. It changesfrom person to person too. So it matches up with their body temperature andmakes them the most comfortable.”

“This is a very thoughtful gift, ashayam”

You can’t help but blush, “Well I know that you are alwayscold on the Enterprise, and I just want you to be more comfortable”

Spock gives you a small smile, “I am afraid my gift is notnearly as practical as yours”

“Nonsense! I always love your gifts!”

Spock reaches over to his bedside drawer and pulls out thewrapped gift. You are quick to unwrap it, curious as to why Spock if blushingslightly, the tips of his ears a light green.

You gasp when the paper is torn away. It’s beautiful. The boxis mainly sliver, with beautiful fissures filled with red sand all along it,they look like lightning strikes.

“Spock, this is …”

“I was made on Vulcan, before it’s destruction. The gapsbetween the silver are fulled with red sand from the Vulcan desert. When youopen the box it plays a traditional Vulcan lullaby, the same one my mother usedto sing to me.”

Tears welled up in your eyes, this gift was special, thiswas something from the home that Spock had lost, it brought up memories of hismother, and he had given it to you. You fling your arms around his neck,pulling him into a tight hug, “Thank you. This is something I’ll treasureforever, Spock”

He nods, “Merry Christmas, ashaya”

Thank you, love ❤️

- Your first date with Spock was… different. He was the first non-human you’d ever been on a date with and you weren’t sure what to expect. For the most part, it was like every other time you’d been with him. He was completely at ease and he simply talked with you about everything. Then the date was over.

- Your first human kiss happened a few weeks after you started seeing each other regularly. He apologized for his lack of finesse, but you assured him it was fine.

- Your first Vulcan kiss was a little more monumental. He was introducing you to some aspects of Vulcan culture alone in his quarters and he suggested that he show you how to do it. The level of vulnerability he showed in his eyes nearly killed you.

- Spock damn near missed the first anniversary. He didn’t realize that a year was gone already. You just got really quiet when he didn’t say or do anything, and he had to ask before he realized what this meant to you.

• Damian Wayne was a Gotham Academy legacy

• EVERYONE knew who he was

• Mostly because of his ultra popular brothers

• First there was Golden Boy Dick Grayson

• Then came Smartest-Boy-In-Gotham Jason Todd

• After him was Tech Genius Tim Drake who so infamously dropped out to open up his own (very successful) ethical hacking startup

• And now Damian Wayne

•Mysterious

• Broody

•Straight A student

•And good god was he gorgeous

•You, like all of the straight female population of Gotham Academy, had a crush on Damian at at least one point in your high life

•Come mid freshman year, your straight female classmates and gay male classmates were over the moon when Damian Wayne stepped into AP Bio in his full Adonis like glory

•God had he gotten buffer over the summer?

•You could hear them audibly sigh as he walked in

•No one could rock the uniform like he could

•Surprise surprise

•He sat alone

•You got over your crush over him last year

•Soccer and student government and maintaining your 4.0 GPA as well as your social life took a lot of effort

•You didn’t have the time to nurture a hopeless crush

•Lab partners were assigned that day

•Guess who was your lab partner?

•Damian Wayne

•You could only sheepishly smile at the girls who you could call acquaintances

•You would give up your seat if you could

•“Hey I’m (Y/N)”

•You stuck out your hand

•“Yes I heard”

•He gave you a deadpan stare not bothering to take your hand

•He turned on his heel and went his own way

•You rolled your eyes

•There goes your will to try and at least be friends with him

•For a few months, all your conversations were just a few words

•All about dissection and volumes of reactants and what not

•Which was leaps and bounds more than what anyone else got anyway

•Every thursday, you stayed back at the library to catch up on your homework

•Suddenly, Damian began turning up too

•Which was extremely weird because you knew this guy never stuck around school longer than necessary

•What surprised you even more was when he plopped down in front of you

•You eyed him curiously before going back to your work

•So it became sort of a tradition between you two

•No words were spoken

•It was a silent pact that you would bring him food and he would drop you home in his car

•Eventually small nods turned into small murmurs

•Those murmurs turned to sentences

•Sentences to guffaws

•Loud enough for the librarian to shoo the both of you out

•You spent almost the entire summer with Damian

•You went to fairs

•Went to a cooking class

•Where you learnt Damian and pots and pans did not mix

•You found out he was Robin

•Rather comically

•When Robin saved you from a mugger when you were stupid enough to take a shortcut home instead of the main road

•You recognised him immediately

•The cheekbones

•The jaw

•You waited till he escorted you to your doorstep

•You turned and pulled him inside and shut the door

•“YOU’RE ROBIN?!”

•You yelled as you ripped off his domino mask revealing his gorgeous emerald eyes

•Yep you had caught the feelings

•“How did you know?”

•“You must be a diFFERENT LEVEL OF DERANGED IF YOU THINK A BLOODY DOMINO MASK AND A RIDICULOUSLY BRIGHT OUTFIT WOULD STOP ME FROM RECOGNISING MY BEST FRIEND”

•He chuckled and pulled you into a hug

•“I’m glad we don’t have any secrets anymore”

•He kissed your forehead and was gone through the window before you could react

•Beginning of sophomore year, everybody thought y’all were dating

•Oh you really wished they were true

•Damian did too

•God he wished he had the courage to just utter out those three small words

•Everyone shipped you

•Dick

•Jason

•Tim

•Alfred

•Hell, even Bruce did

•You got busy again with your extra curriculars

•Damian came to support you for each and every match of yours

•Sometimes you just wanted to kiss him

•You really did

•And you almost did sometimes

•But alas, courage failed you at the last moment

•At the beginning of December, you told Damian you couldn’t have your library sessions for the month

•You saw his face fall

•You quickly explained you were the head of the Organising Committee for the Winter Formal

•So what did Damian do?

•He joined the committee

•The dating rumours just got refueled

•Que the smirks from your friends as you eventually coerced Damian into sitting on your table

•“He likes you (Y/N)”

•“No, (Y/B/F/N) I like him”

•It was as though you were oblivious to how he looked at you when you were laughing at something dumb that happened at the lunch table

•Or when he practically walked you to all your classes, despite himself him.being late

•How about the time when he let you lay your head on his shoulders when you were practically surviving on 3 hours of sleep during midterms?

•Your friends wondered hOw CoULD yOU bE sO Blind?

•Back at Wayne Manor, Bruce Wayne was utterly shocked

•His son was smiling

•And laughing

•Damian Wayne

•Grandson of the Devil himself

•Was smiling

•And laughing

•Like a crazed hyena

•With quite a large group of people

•“Get used to it, Master Wayne” Alfred said with a proud smile before entering the room with a tray full of goodies

•Your best friend’s crush didn’t ask her to winter formal

•So you decided to go stag

•Much to Damian’s dismay

•Just when he gathered the courage to you out

•So when he you hurried down the stairs in a figure hugging gown that glimmered like little crystals in the light, he was awestruck

•You were rushing

•You were late to have a final once over for the decorations

•Damian couldn’t speak

•You gave Damian a once over, before shaking your head

•You suddenly walked so close  

•In the heels, you were almost his height

•Your head just reached his chin

•He looked down at you with pure adoration in his eyes

•You were rambling on and on about something about the DJ table and the punch

•You were close enough that he could easily count the lashes on your eyes

•You were fixing his tie

•Suddenly, you felt Damian wrapping his hands around your waist, pulling you closer

•Your breath hitched in your throat as he leaned his forehead against yours

•Your mind was blank

•All you could see were green eyes and feel his breath on your face

•“You look absolutely stunning (Y/N)”

•One hand caressed your face

•Another pulled you closer

•He leaned in

•There was a hair’s breadth between your lips

•You closed the gap tangling your fingers in his hair

•You pulled apart a few minutes later with the biggest grin on your face

•Before looking at the time

•And rushing out the door

•With your hand clasped in Damian’s

like jim commands the gold team and chekov and sulu are his go to guys and they get all super pumped and buy the gold team like matching headbands or something and they talk shit about all the other teams constantly even tho they have never actually won

spock commands the blue team with bones as his first officer and its the only time in the whole year where there is no arguing like those two are in sync and out for total domination but nurse chapel is the biggest threat last year she faked being captured by gold team  - escaped - stole the flag and ran like hell back to their home base (which is the med-bay - gold has the bridge and red has engineering) with spock and bones as her back up and won it for the blue team (a red shirt gave her the finger when she made it back to base and chapel just twirled her skirt at him and told him to kiss her ass)

some think scotty commands red but its actually uhura and she loses her fucking mind over this game like the red team has a battle cry which is basically just mindless screaming and gave out three black eyes last year 

OMG I am absolutely 100% in love with this idea.  I actually had the same sort of idea for a fic all in itself (that hasn’t been written yet) so this is a good place to start haha. 

The idea actually stemmed from this drabble that I wrote for my last follower celebration, which I think represents a reader with ADHD, though it’s not specifically stated. 

-Spock himself requested you to be transferred to the Enterprise when he saw your transcripts and file, because you had such excellent achievements. 

-When you arrived, however, he was overwhelmed by your insane work ethic and lack of a sleep schedule, and found himself at a loss for how to work with you. 

-He found you asleep at your desk a few times, at first trying to gently rouse you and get you back to your quarters, which took a while, but eventually he realized that you got so little sleep that he shouldn’t wake you, so he carried you back to your quarters and tucked you into bed. 

-The two of you worked closely together, mostly because of certain projects that you both were experts in, but also because Spock found himself wanting to keep an eye on you, make sure you were alright. 

-Spock found himself pleased at the endearing nature of your quick mind, jumping from topic to topic, and how you always seemed to have the need to fidget, jumping around on your toes while you worked.  

-You got frustrated quite easily, Spock found, but you took comfort in the Vulcan’s calming nature and soothing logic, which helped alleviate your stress. 

-Everyone else was astounded at your relationship, how well you worked together, as you seemed on the outside to be polar opposites.  You in constant motion, jabbering on and on.  Him stoic and collected, speaking only in logical terms.  

-But it worked.  Really well.  

-Spock gave you calm.  You gave him energy, a happy presence to be around. 

-You had been totally unaware of Spock’s feelings towards you until you had your first fight. 

-You had gone and impulsively signed yourself up for the next away mission, on a dangerous planet, and he was questioning your decision. 

-It was a heated argument, with raised voices and waving arms and slammed doors (the last two only from you). 

-He came to you the next day with an apology and an explanation, which included revealing that he acted the way he did out of concern for your safety, because he had developed feelings of affection for you. 

-You were astonished.  Absolutely blindsided.  Your mind usually didn’t entertain the possibility of someone having feelings for you, especially not Spock. 

-Spock was confused at your near-rejection of his confession of affections when you closed the door in his face and avoided him during the next two shifts. 

-But one night you approached him, alone in the labs, not saying a word, simply stepping towards him and wrapping your arms around his middle in a hug, your head pressed to his chest.  

-He was taken aback by your sudden action of fondness, but found himself closing his arms around you and pressing his cheek into your hair. 

-He understood, thanks to the brush of his skin on yours, that you were afraid.  Afraid of relationships, and of the feelings you felt for him, because it had ended so badly in the past for you. 

-He sent you a reassuring trace of emotion, telling you without words that his feelings were true and you could take it as slow as you needed to. 

-And that was that. 

(Thank you for the support, love. I have never did a headcanon before but I’ll try my best!)

•We all know Vulcans have greater strength than humans.

•So imagine Spock picking you off of your feet like you weight nothing when you disagree to go to the medbay because of your sickness because you are scared of hypos.

•Spock drapes you over his shoulder like you are a piece of fabric and you just scream and hit his back, shouting at him to let you go or else.

•You getting weird looks and Sulu laughing at you while you blush and keep on telling Spock to let you down.

•Spock mumbling about how illogical you are being and that he is trying to look out for you. Meanwhile the whole Enterprise crew watches the Commander carry you around the ship.

•Once in the medbay he senses how scared you are and holds your wrist through the process. Bones rolling his eyes at the “green blooded hobgoblin” and telling him that he may leave now.

•Spock denying Bones’ request and stays with you. When you are given a hypo and introductions for the next day, he once again picks you up (this time bridal style) and carries you to your quarters.