A Boyfriend Skin Jacket is a devoted thing.

I have very little on Masterlists yet, but everything is tagged (character) x reader, I have written X-Men, Marvel, Z Nation, Hellboy, Wednesday, Michael Langdon and more.

Currently writing for!

A Knight Of the Seven Kindgoms (apparently, I think)

Simon The Convict (Iron Lung)

Tales from the Gas Station

The Magnus Archives

Podcast Fic Masterlist

DC Masterlist

I take in, nurse back to health, and rehome abandoned cats and kittens frequently, I post about them occasionally and am always open to any questions or giving updates!

Many times shelters wont accept animals because "they're full" or preparing/in "kitten season"

Jude i really don’t know yet besides a sick ass design and possibly gay for Agnes? Bc I just got to meet her before a lot happened and I haven’t continued TMA in a bit

Quite some time back and I have forgotten a lot of my old stuff for if there’s wilder, but on anime gotta have some top contenders with

Voyeur watching boyfriend it’s give a guy a blowjob then bite off his dick before he cums

And jerking off Eren Jaeger inside his titan form on the orders from Hange.

Had some wilder X-Men ruminations with a friend but I’m not sure I ever wrote them down

I'm not saying I'm AGAINST it! I can imagine a very decorative wicker tube considering the rest of him, and clearly it's durable and highly rated.

What do you take me for, expecting me to judge or kinkshame for wicker dick. On the two day anniversary of my pube post.

How did you ask me that and I had a stranger response than the truth.

I had not heard about this at all,

I went and looked up the trailer. Expected a Wizard of Oz Scarecrow. Quite the craftsmanship he's got going on there.

I'm envisioning a fancier and longer version of this ⬇️ but absolutely no doubt it's the best equipment around.

"I heard that he's strong as a tree and just as hard"

I really, really want to guess that this is game of thrones related, but this is tumblr, it could be face value.

Lowk feel like he’d end up executed by a king or queen

:3

I kind of wondered if you would be think of him in medieval era, but this is the funniest way.

Gerry and reader as in my The Magnus Gas Station idea way back when, or a ghost of some goth dude and a person wearing his skin for fashion come in and start flirting with the golden retriever of the TFTGS polycule?

(I took nyquil and fell asleep before I could finish answering this last night)

That's very interesting and makes me want to grab part of one and have it squish under my hand like a stress toy without resistance where there should clearly be bone. This was be very disconcerting.

And by coincidence, a antithesis of your notes, I found this in mine today with no idea when, where or why I wrote this.

Every time you see the man, your dear husband, pull the thick fabric of his cloak tighter, wrapping it around himself until he looks swaddled like a babe, you can't help it.

He has never looked more cuddle-able, oftentimes with wine-rosy cheeks, especially if the night is chilled.

There have been times where you wormed your way into the warmth with him, pulling the lower stretch of cloth up enough to quickly duck inside before he can even complain about the cold you've let in, and Daeron's arms wrapped around you, tucked against his chest in a hug with his chin on your shoulder.

Far more content now with you keeping him, body and heart, warm. Even more when you lean back into his cozy embrace.

More often, you find him already wrapped in it when you've stepped away.

Choosing to curl the heavy fabric around his shoulders and almost linger, while waiting for you to return. He doesn't care how much it looks improper, rather to have even that while something bothers him.

Then you find him. Soft cheeks you adore and wrapped in warmth, eyes slowly wandering, for an escape, somewhere to hide, for your return.

A crime really, for him to make you feel so tender yet stand so far away.

He sways just the slightest, turning without moving his feet, back and forth. Then your arms join being wrapped around him, hands locking in the front resting atop where you can feel his arms cross.

I love seeing whatever strange yet very intriguing topics you come up with! They're always so interesting!

Oh man the can of worms you've just opened! Okay the basic plot is that they're an established couple prior to the story. The vampire hunter comes from a long line of vampire hunters with two different strains of lycanthropy (she doesn't know about that until she turns because her family kills those that develop and actually turn. Oh did I mention that has the strain that acts similarly to a chronic illness and makes her severely sick everytime she involuntarily turns once a month. Now if she voluntarily turns it causes her life span to shorten!) Anyways so one day a few years before the book starts she's hunting the vampire, but she doesn't fight back and she can't help but to feel this pull towards her so she takes her home with the intent to rehabilitate the vampire. Meanwhile the vampire was turned without consent in either the 1400s or the 1500s by her maker who was seeking revenge against her father because he would sell his land and cattle to him. Ever since then she's been trying to feed primarily from animals, but she gets sick from it due to her body fighting the vampirism strain making it to where she has to feed from humans or else she'll lose control from the bloodlust caused by starvation. So as a result she started feeding from the worst people you can imagine especially men in high power positions that remind her of her maker and who just so happens to have a record of being predators by posing as an escort to catch her prey. Anyways the vampire hunter starts hunting her not knowing it's her vampire girlfriend until she catches her in the act leading to the scene I told you about before! Oh and yes the vampire is covered in blood during that scene! Anyways long story short the vampire hunter's family starts hunting them and the couple go on a journey to find a cure for lycanthropy and vampirism eventually ending up at the cabin of a certain character who belongs to an immortal precursor race who's the parent race to all land based supernatural creatures and she agrees to help them on their journey and they leave before her wife (who happens to be a selkie) gets back from visiting her family. Anyways the ending requires a sacrifice, but I'm not sure how I want to go about it yet. I know for sure the werewolf can only be cured by being turned into a vampire, but theres another cost so I was thinking maybe memory loss and angry fates resulting in them never getting to meet again with the vampire only being able to watch her for the rest of her life, but idk yet. Anyways that character I mentioned happens to be the main character of my book trilogy I plan to release before this book. It's so neat man I have five projects and I love that these two share a universe it makes it so much easier!

"Oh that's nice-" I adore you, man. (The answer is 'too long' by the way, though what amount if time counts as 'not' for the matter?)

Here's this ^^ So you can imagine the hair if you so fancy.

I am glad to intrigue and entertain you, this is my honest goal to be received as. I will continue to be strange,

I love opening worm cans, they wriggle.

Ah, family fun. The 'monthly illness' with it makes me think of the comparisons to werewolves/women/periods too if you know those kinds of posts.

Bloody lesbians with high sexual tension + naturally sexy monsterisms.

Sounds very interesting and detailed story! A lot of respect for putting so much thought into your story and going through with writing it too, I know I sure struggle with that. I hope your momentum in writing your story does not fade!

It was impeccable! I thought it was intentional, I'm here giving my best rumination of the day and you pop in with a "So how about that job-"

Hey I'm always here to be an untimely distraction with intriguing topics.

Good evening fellas, my blog is here to have it all. You thirst it, we’re here for it.

I love how immediately this ask came through as I posted about medieval pubic hair.

They said I could use my phone, but my front/selfie camera doesn't work, but by sheer luck as I was trying to record it, the woman who worked there and was trying to help me, texted that I could use her computer tomorrow for it (and get tips)