Why Hello

The second he finds out you've gotten sick, he is by your side.

He has enough experience with Silver to know that a cold won't kill you, but he still sees humans as much more fragile than fae like he his, so he still worries

Doesn't help that Silver just slept through his sickness, and you aren't doing that

"Ah ah ah~ Don't get up, you just stay there and rest. I'll take care of everything!"

He makes sure all your chores are done, and that Grim stays away so he won't bother you or get sick

I would suggest getting to the kitchen before he does though

"Here's some soup! I started with the typical chicken noodle recipe, but it wasn't very nutritionally dense. So I put six eggs, all the spice in your spice cabinet, a can of tomato soup, a few acorns, and some mystery meat I found! Plus I added some frosting for taste! ... What? No, babe you have to eat this, it's so good for you! Oh, no, I'm not going to eat this, I'm heating up a frozen pizza for myself. ... We can't both have the pizza, then this soup will go to waste!"

Good news if your nauseous, the soup doubles as an emetic.

Sleeps next to you and brushes off any worries about you getting him sick

"You're worried about little ol' me? It's too late to worry about getting me sick, you already made me lovesick~ ... No, but seriously, I'm fae, your weak little human immune system is nothing compared to mine."

Gets sick shortly after you do, and it effects him way worse

He acts like he's on death's door

The good news is that now you have Silver and Sebek helping so any food they bring you will be edible.

Silver unintentionally takes a while to do things since he falls asleep so much, and Sebek keeps glaring at you

It was a beautiful day outside. Birds were singing, flowers were blooming, on days like these, prefects like you were getting a tit beamed off in flight class.

It was a strange class that day, occasionally the teachers would have multiple classes and grades in the same class, typically meaning you were in a class with all your friends, who also made up the entirety of the student population with faces. You would've made friends with some of the short slender mans walking around, but they didn't have much to say to you unless they were picking a fight.

Regardless, today Vargas planned a different activity for god knows why. As you are never the one on the broom, you kind of tune him out at the beginning of class and wait for him to give you your exercise list later. However, to your shock, when he stopped, instead of hopping on their brooms, they set them aside and started grabbing something out of an inconspicuous box. You immediately grabbed Grim, hoisting him up to you. He struggled, but your grip only tightened.

"Grimmy," you whispered. "What are we doing?"

"I don't know," he responded in his normal volume. "I thought you knew."

You let go of Grimmy. Walking towards the box, you looked around for someone who would know, while also trying to figure out the task by watching those who had gotten to the box first. It was while you were looking around that you felt it. A tit shot. A ball had been misthrown, bounced around the area like a bullet in a cartoon, before slamming against your chest at full speed. You immediately fell to the ground, clutching your right tata. Bleary eyed, you looked up, possibly trying to find Vargas so you could use this as an excuse to not do the ball activity, when your eyes met the eyes of a certain lion.

Non-Fem!Reader

He looked at you with a proud smirk decorating his face.

"Couldn't dodge Jack, could ya herbivore."

You shoot him a glare from the ground.

"This is one of the funniest things I've seen all day..." He continues, ignoring your glare. "You know, maybe this could be a new spelldrive tactic... you'd be the practice dummy of course."

At this point, Jack arrived. He came running the second you got hit, but unfortunately for you, Leona was significantly closer.

"Are you okay?" Jack asked, putting his tsundere facade to the side. "Do I need to take you to the nurse?"

"They're fine Jack." Leona said without care that nobody asked him. "You didn't throw the ball hard enough to cause permanent damage."

"I disagree!" You exclaimed disgruntled. You were still hoping to get out of gym class, although mentally you did admit that the bastard was right.

"Ya know," Leona ignored you. "You should work on that arm so you'll be able to easily take out a spelldrive opponent. Would make you a real asset for the team."

"That's not sportsmanlike house warden." Jack said firmly.

Leona took this as his cue to leave. "So sue me."

Fem!Reader

You saw him bending over you, holding out his hand.

"Are you going to be alright?" He asked, a little irritated but doing his best to mask it.

You took his hand and he helped you up, but then Vargas appeared, and you immediately clutched your breast in pain and put on your best teary eyes. "I- I don't think so... It hurts really bad..."

"Vargas!" Leona yelled. "I need to take Y/n to the nurse. Jack-" Leona shot a glare at Jack, who had just arrived. "Hit her with the ball pretty hard."

Vargas nodded, and after Leona promised to properly punish Jack for this, he led you into the school building.

As soon as you both were far enough away from the PE field, you shook out of Leona's grasp and shot him a confused look, while continuing to walk.

"You know that I'm not actually in pain, right?"

"Obviously," Leona followed next to you. "Jack didn't throw the ball hard enough to give you more than a surface-level bruise and you were more shocked than hurt."

"So, why were you so intent on helping me?"

"If you get a bruise and want to skip class, than you got a bruise and get to skip class."

"What's in it for you though?"

Leona gave you a confused look.

"I know damn well you don't do anything unless it benefits you," you huffed. "So why help me?"

"Like it or not, I respect ladies, and you are a lady. Now do you want to skip class or not?"

"You make a strong argument," you said sarcastically.

"Glad you're seeing my point-of-view," he said, putting his arm around your shoulder again. "This also gives me a good excuse to skip class."

A second later, a student turned the corner, and you put on your best 'I'm in so much pain' face.

"And don't worry, I'll get on Jack's tail the second I get back to Savannaclaw," Leona continued once the student left. "A thousand laps seems like a good punishment."

You sighed. "Go nice on him please."

The lights of the festival illuminated your spot next to Malleus. You watched lazily at the people celebrating around you as you absentmindedly played with Grim's outfit. Grim was currently engaged in conversation with Malleus and the others at your table. The words flew by you, and you paid them no mind, only picking out a few syllables.

Bang.

You to jumped and stopped all you were doing. You looked up to see a barrage of magic nearby and the awed faces of the townsfolk, with your friends smiling satisfactorily. You went back to fiddling with Grim's hat, still slightly on edge.

Bang.

There was another one. You jumped again, but continued playing with Grim's hat, hoping to distract yourself.

Bang.

This time you flinched. You forced yourself to look up, and saw everyone's eyes on the magic. You could faintly hear the something akin to Grim's voice.

BANG!

That one was right next to you. You could hear a faint ringing sound that was only surpassed by your raging heartbeat. Grim ripped himself off of you and disappeared. The shouts got louder.

Bang

Bang!

BANG!

You stumbled out of our seat, and started rushing away from the noises. Your breathing was heavy, and you did not feel in control of your body.

Eventually you reached a quiet area. You stumbled against a wall and quivered onto the ground, pulling up our knees and hiding your face in them. Your head was foggy, only a foreboding sense of doom managed to penetrate the fog. Still, you managed to remember the number method.

Warily, you looked around. There was the ground below you, the smooth stone in various shades of gray. There was the decor above you, pink and purple triangles decorating the street, drawing your eyes to an unoccupied window made of glass and wood. Looking even higher up, you saw the towers of Noble Bell College in the distance, looming imposingly over the town. That's four. As if hearing of your wish for a fifth item, a pigeon flew down and landed a few feet from you and started pecking at the crumbs on the ground.

You closed your eyes and listened, already feeling better than when you started. You heard the cooing of the pigeon, the faint sounds of magic still being used. You furrowed your brow as you tried to force the sound from your mind. You heard pigeon coos, decor rustling in the wind, footsteps, and-

"Are you well?"

Your eyes shot open, and moved to the sudden sound. You looked up at the bowl cut in front of you. The sun shone behind him, creating a halo of light that surrounded him.

"Y-yeah," your voice wavered. "Its just... The loud noises scared me."

"Are you sure it was just the loud noises?"

You nodded.

"Ah, I see..." He held his handkerchief close to his mouth, before removing it and speaking again. "Do you desire some... appropriate physical comfort at this time?"

You looked at him and shrugged. "Sure..."

"Very well." He bent down close to you, attempting to hide a grimace. He firmly placed his hand on your back and started patting it in a firm fashion. "There, there."

You couldn't help yourself. You started laughing. Rollo moved back at your sudden convulsions, before sighing when he realized you had started to laugh.

"I'm sorry," you giggled. "Just the way you-"

Rollo looked on as you fell into hysterics again.

"I'm glad to know you're feeling better," he said curtly, and he started to stand up.

You reached out and grabbed his hand before he could leave. Calming yourself, you started to speak. "Thank you for cheering me up Rollo, it may have not felt that way to you, but it means a lot to me."

He stiffened. "There is no need to be gracious, I was simply doing my duty as a host. I can't have you leaving Noble Bell College with disdain towards Fleur City's festivities."

"Still, I appreciate it." You paused for a moment before looking around. "Did anyone else notice me leaving?"

Rollo placed his handkerchief against his nose. "I believe they were all too busy focusing on the magic."

"Oh..."

Rollo, hesitated, before removing the handkerchief. "If you would like, I can stay with you and insure you are well until the commotion stops."

"Okay, so I killed Teddy Tazbear, so he's your first option-" Cater paused, deep in thought. "For some reason I can only think of the historical figures Trein drilled into us today!"

"Just go for it," you encouraged. "I'll gladly fuck a Great Seven."

Cater playfully rolled his eyes. "Okay, Fuck Marry Kill, Teddy Tazbear, Magicman McFuck, and... Dread General Lilia Vanrouge."

Kalim gasped. "Oh, Lilia, that's also your last name! Are you related?"

"Distantly."

Kalim now turned to you and Cater. "Are you guys also related to a historical figure?"

"Not that I know of."

"I'm sure I am distantly."

"Okay, this is easy," you said, bringing the conversation back to FMK. "Kill Teddy Tazbear, Marry Magicman McFuck, and Fuck the brains out of Dread General Vanrouge. Regardless of how I feel about the war, he brought a lot of humans to their knees, so I'll bring him to his."

After laughing, Cater turned to Lilia, who looked oddly smug. "Wait, is he still alive? I mean- I know fae live longer."

"I think so," Lilia responded glibly. "I haven't seen him in a while though."

"Oh, so he's probably really old now," you commented. "So, I'll have to help him up from his knees, and use a few pillows to help with his joints."

"Wouldn't it hurt him though?" Kalim asked.

"Pain mixes into pleasure," you responded. "Each thrust sounds like when you kill Dry Bones."

Lilia laughed a little too hard at that.

"You know, Silver told me that he had a child," Kalim menationed off-handedly.

"Damn, so he's a dilf," you did the fuckboy face. "I'll make sure to knock him up with another one."

And then when the club dispersed, you and Lilia rode off into the sunset and had the nastiest sex imaginable. The end.

Today was NRC's talent show. Walking onstage after your name was called, you scanned the audience, trying to find Lilia. You locked eyes with him and smiled. He smiled back, his eyes holding the same mischievous light that you fell in love with. Next to him was Malleus, with Sebek at his side, and on Lilia's other side, most importantly, was Silver, who seemed to be nodding off.

You stepped up to the microphone and took a deep breath. A fifty dollar gift card to Sam's was on the line here.

"I would like to dedicate this song to Silver," you said into the microphone. You saw Lilia deflate slightly, before putting on an encouraging smile. Silver seemed to wake up, and looked at you in confusion. You turned to the MC and nodded for him to start the song.

You didn't let your nervousness get the better of you, singing well enough to get Vil's approval. There was no waver in your voice, no murmur, no note sang off key.

"And when our work is done, there's only one question I have for you~" You looked at Silver again, the confused look on his face had stayed throughout your whole song. But it wouldn't remain there any longer.

"Is your dad single?~" Silver's confused look left him, turning into an expression that let you know that he was resigned to his fate.

"Is your dad free tonight?~" Shifting your focus to Lilia you saw the mischievous look return. He nodded to you and gave you the 'call me signal.'

"The stars are shining, the moon is bright, as my and your dads souls unite.~... Let's save the earth."

You continued to pour your heart out through song, but took note of the faces staring at you in the crowd. Sebek had a look of abstract horror as he glanced between you and Lilia. Malleus was watching intently, looking at you as though you were singing a regular song instead of one that revealed your desire to bang his father.

You stopped your your impassioned singing and got serious. "We're emitting more and more greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere. The polar ice caps are melting. Global temperatures are rising at an alarming rate. We need to reduce, reuse, recycle every day."

You looked Silver right in the eyes. "Do you think you could eventually learn to love me as a father instead of just as your classmate?"

You finished out the song with the same passion you had throughout, and bowed. The crowd gave awkward claps, but you saw Lilia give you a standing ovation, so everyone else can go fuck themselves.

After the talent show ended (Vil won by the way), you and the Diasomnia boys met up.

"You did very well, Child of Man."

"Thank you Bitchboy!" You turned to the three other boys. "What did you guys think of my song?"

"Half of it was admirable," Sebek admitted through gritted teeth. "The other half was severely innappropriate!"

"Sebek," Lilia said in mock disapproval. "Wanting to save the earth is not inappropriate."

As Sebek stumbled over his words in a response to Lilia, Silver answered your question.

"I would've preferred if you sang anything else but, regardless of the content, you have a nice singing voice."

"I loved it!" Lilia said, ignoring Sebek's response. "I know you dedicated the song to Silver, but as a citizen of the world, I want to help you achieve what you sang about. Are you free tonight?"

You could see a look of horror, neutrality, and muted disgust in your peripheral vision. "Of course! How about I make dinner for us tonight and we can talk about it!"

April Fools Day was coming up, and you needed to prank Lilia at least once. There were a few difficulties standing in your way due to his super hearing and the fact that he's Lilia, but you were nevertheless determined to pull one over the old man. You thought about it and realized there were two people who Lilia thought would never betray him. Sebek and Silver. Malleus would go along with his first friend to quickly, so using him would be obvious. Sebek would never even pseudo-betray Lilia, so that left you with Silver.

Loitering outside of Horse Girl Club, you saw him leave with Sebek, which is not good for you. Thankfully you asked Malleus last night to occupy Sebek for a bit in exchange for an ice-cream party invitation.

So when Malleus appeared in front of his two knights requesting one of their help with something, Sebek jumped at the chance, leaving Silver behind and alone. Right where you wanted him.

You approached him in the hall of mirrors asking to talk with him. He allowed you to, so you tried to lead him to one of the dorms, where Lilia wouldn't overhear. Unfortunately for you, Lilia was perched above the Diasomnia mirror waiting for Silver, and he noticed you trying to lead Silver to Octavinelle.

"Hello you two!" Lilia popped up from behind the two of you, startling you, however Silver was used to this. "Why are you going to Octavinelle instead of Diasomnia where your dear father and upperclassman has made you a nutritious dinner?"

"I-"

"We're going to make you a grandchild," you explained. "It's a very complicated process, so leave us alone."

"Oh~ and when can I expect this grandchild?"

"We're aiming for next Tuesday, but you know how these things go..." you explained.

"I see~" Lilia looked at you with a very mischievous face. He then floated into the Diasomnia mirror, and you dragged the confused Silver into Octavinelle.

"You want to have a child with me?"

"That is not the point Silver," you explained. "I was just trying to get Lilia off of our backs."

"How are babies made? Lilia never told me."

You just stared at him blankly before getting to the point of what you wanted to talk about. Silver just nodded and nodded off, but he didn't say no to pranking Lilia. Even if you had to stress the bonding aspects of pranks.

"Do you have anything planned for the prank?"

You thought for a moment, because honestly, you didn't think you'd make it this far.

"How about..." you though about what you said to Lilia. "We pretend that you're pregnant!"

"What?"

"I can get you a positive pregnancy test- don't ask how- you can feign nausea and act more tired-"

"Is it even possible for me to get pregnant though?"

"Yeah?" you acted confused. Might as well make this prank a two in one. "Every human is capable of getting pregnant. Did you not know that?"

Silver shook his head.

"Are you down?" you asked, half-scared he'd say no.

"... Why not."

A week later, Lilia appeared in your dorm uninvited.

"Silver tells me he's pregnant."

"Oh, I'm proud he gathered up his courage, he was really nervous about it earlier," you said, looking Lilia right in the eye.

"He said you got him pregnant."

"Yeah?" you were going to give a Oscar worthy performance here. "I told you we were going to make you a grandkid. I thought you'd be happy."

"I changed his diapers, I know he can't get pregnant."

"... What do you mean?"

"He doesn't have the 'equipment' for birthing a child."

You started laughing. "Lilia, all humans can get pregnant."

He glared at you, but his mischevious smirk remained. "I've been alive longer than you have, and have used my time wisely, I know that's wrong."

"And how much of that time have you spent human?" You asked him. 'I mean, it's rare for an amab person to be pregnant because the patriarchy insists that they have better things to do than be pregnant, but it's always been possible. When Silver and I were discussing getting pregnant, I told him that I was concerned about being pregnant, what with all the overblots I fight, and he offered to take on the responsibility instead. You raised a gentleman and I honestly couldn't have found someone better to raise a child with."

You hoped the flattery would help your case. It did not.

"If you want some scientific proof, there are thousands of articles about it on the renowned online scientific journal, AO3."

Lilia narrowed his eyes. He was well acquainted with AO3, but if he said anything about it you could use it as blackmail, so he decided against it.

"Okay then, what's yours and Silver's plan for raising this child?"

"Well, it'll have to be by Silver's side for the first few months after it's birth, but after that we're thinking of having the baby sleep in Ramshackle, since I have the room and Silver has roommates who don't want to be woken up every few hours. In return, Silver'll have the baby during the longer breaks, and I'll have it during the shorter ones- I'll try and visit during the summer though. During Silver's apprenticeship I'll have the baby, and he'll have it during mine. We're not totally sure about after NRC, because we aren't sure about my job prospects, but if push comes to shove, I'm pretty sure Malleus will give me a job of some kind."

"And if I ask Silver, he'll give me the same answers?"

You tried not to look at your phone. Silver would have no idea of the plan you just made up on the spot. "He should. He may have forgotten though. Pregnancy brain, you know?"

Thankfully you have lied yourself into and out of worse corners in the past. However, Silver's honest to a fault. It's honestly admirable and really annoying when you need to rely on him like this.

Lilia soon teleported away, and you instantly grabbed your phone and texted Silver. You weren't sure if Lilia was the type of parent to check his son's text messages, so you played it casual. You informed him of his father and his questioning in a "weird right?" kind of way.

He texted back quickly, telling you that he'll try and get Lilia to apologize. Sometimes you wonder who's more like the son and who's more like the father.

The Diasomnia foursome ate dinner in silence like always, carefully avoiding the food Lilia brought to the table.

Silver mustered up the courage to say something to his father after how horribly the pregnancy announcement went.

"Old man, Y/n says you interrogated them this afternoon."

"Did I?"

"They said that you made them uncomfortable, and I think you should apologize."

Malleus's face darkened, upset to hear about an incident involving his best friend and his father figure, especially since he thought you two were on good terms. His mind flashed to all the soap opera moments, remarkably similar to the situation at hand.

"Master Lilia shouldn't have to apologize for anything!" Sebek yelled. "Clearly that human was in the wrong."

Lilia ignored the two other men at the table and faced his son. "I disagree. If anything they should apologize to me for what they did to you."

"Father, just because you don't like it doesn't change the fact that I'm pregnant with their kid."

At the news, Malleus nearly spit his coffee out, and Sebek started to choke on his food. Ignoring this, Silver went on.

"I know your disappointed in me for getting pregnant too quickly-"

"And for getting pregnant with just anyone's baby."

"- but Y/n and I have thought this through, and we've decided that despite our young age, we're ready to have a child. I hope you can come around to that eventually." Although Mr. Golden Boy would never admit it, you've rubbed off on him in more ways than one.

On the other side of the table, Lilia's eyes narrowed. Normally, he could read Silver like a book (at least he thought he could), but Silver seems genuine. He expected this level of enthusiasm and prank expertise from you, but not Silver. Silver, the boy he's raised since he was but a babe. Silver, the child he lovingly cooked three meals a day for, undoubtedly ruining his taste buds for good. Silver, the young defenseless child he confidently left alone for months on end to fend for himself against bears. That Silver was now looking at him dead in the eye, lying, for a prank. Lilia doesn't know if he should be proud or upset.

"... Okay."

Lilia then didn't say anything for the rest of the dinner. If you and Silver wanted to think you were pulling one over on this poor elderly old man, you were more than welcome to.

TWST Characters Saving Their Children

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"This is stupid," Chip said, rolling his yellow eyes, as he leaned back in his chair with a huff.

"Yeah, it was self defense!" Nick exclaimed. "What did they want us to do?"

"I mean, the person getting harassed never threw a punch-"

"I have far too much class to do so," interrupted Rosalie. Personally, she would've preferred bringing this up with the school's admin herself, but she wasn't too upset with how it went down.

"So, it's not actually self defense," continued Felix.

"I mean, we're both red-heads, we're practically the same person," joked Oliver.

"Can you guys actually take this seriously!" Felix said. "My dad is going to kill me."

"Dude, just stay with me until your dad calms down," said Chip.

"Won't your dad also be mad?" asked Nick.

"No, I actually have a good reason to be here this time."

Just then the door to the headmaster's office opened, and the five some were shuffled in. There the headmaster, their fathers (looking disappointed and angry), the person who was beat up, and his parents sat in various chairs around the room.

The fivesome all moved to chairs next to their fathers. Rosalie sat down elegantly, acting unaffected as she smoothed out her damp skirt, and shot a quick smile to her seething father. Felix meanwhile, kept his head down, and nearly stumbled over the chair he was trying to sit on. This went unnoticed his father, because he was too busy worrying about what kind of child he raised Felix to be. Oliver then walked past the two worrying Spade's, shot a quick peace sign at his disappointed father, and then sat down. Nick was pretty much the same, although he shot the peace sign and smile to the guy they had just beat up. Ace couldn't help being slightly impressed. However, Chip, used to being here by now, just walked over to his chair and sat down, looking bored as ever, ignoring the disappointed looks being shot at him by his father.

"Thank you all for coming," the headmaster said. "Unfortunately I had to gather you all here today because Derrick was attacked by Felix, Chip, Nick, Oliver, and Rosalie-"

"Headmaster Tenniel, I didn't lay a hand on him!" defended Rosalie.

"Sure you didn't," Derrick's father said sarcastically.

"Headmaster Tenniel," Derrick's mother said. "Our son was just trying to eat his lunch, and then he was attacked by these delinquents-"

"Just trying to eat his lunch my ass," Ace broke in. "Nick always tells me how your son terrorizes the cafeteria every single day."

"Yeah," Chip agreed. "We wouldn't have beat him up had he not gotten violent after Rosalie refused to give him her lunch."

"He what?!" Now Riddle was angry for a different reason.

"Headmaster Tenniel, this is insane," Derrick's father said. "Our son has always been a good kid, he would never get violent with anyone."

"If you have camera's in the cafeteria, this case can be easily solved," Trey pointed out, trying to cling on to any proof that Chip beat someone up for an actual good reason.

The headmaster nodded, and got to work bringing the security cameras up. After a few minutes that the others spent glaring at each other, she brought up the footage, and requested that all gathered watch.

Low and behold, the footage showed Derrick talking to a very annoyed Rosalie, with concerned and annoyed expressions on the other boys' faces. Then, Derrick got closer, said something to Rosalie, which made her physically recoil, and made her face go red. She said something in return, and he moved closer to her, before grabbing her lunch container, and flinging it towards her, getting food all over her face, hair and outfit, and making the metallic box hit her face. While she tumbled back from the impact, falling on the floor in the process, Chip launched himself toward Derrick, with Nick only a second behind him. Felix also joined in, while Oliver rushed to make sure that Rosalie was okay.

At this point, the headmaster paused the video and looked to see Riddle's enraged face, Deuce, Cater, and Trey's relieved ones, and Ace's proud one. Meanwhile, Derrick's parents were looking sternly at him, clearly displeased with his actions.

"While that clears things up, clearly disciplinary actions are needed for Derrick, Felix, Nick, and Chip."

"But Felix was defending Rosalie," Deuce insisted.

"Yes," the headmaster agreed. "But violence doesn't excuse violence. However, you can rest assured, his punishment will be light, in comparison to Derrick's much heavier one as the instigator of the fight."

Now that it was clear that their son had caused the fight, Derrick's parents apologized profusely to the others and assured them that he would be disciplined at home. Finally, everyone was allowed to leave.

Savannaclaw

"Come on Wiley," Zenobia said. "The treehouse isn't going to build itself!"

"Aren't you rich?" Wiley asked, as he hammered a corner of the floor to a support beam. "Why can't you just pay someone to do this?"

"It's more fun this way," Zenobia looked up to Wiley in the tree, taking a break from making the future wall for the treehouse.

"Wiley, if you want to trade places, just let me know," Luella called up, before returning to building the fence.

"That sounds good," called down Wiley, as he started climbing down.

"But you were so sure that you wanted to-" Zenobia was cut off as the branch supporting Wiley's weight snapped, plummeting the hyena beastman 10 feet to the ground. Wiley instinctually screamed during the descent, until he landed with a sickening crack, which caused him to only scream harder.

Immediately Zenobia and Luella ran towards Wiley's crumpled up body.

"Oh my gosh Wiley!" Luella exclaimed. "Are you okay?"

Wiley did not respond as he was too busy being a blubbering mess, which is excepted when you've just snapped your humerus.

His screaming caused a disturbance on the palace's grounds, and caused three beastman to run outside to see what had happened.

"What the hell- oh," said Leona, immediately calming down once he saw his daughter was okay. Ruggie on the other hand, had a different reaction.

"Wiley!" Exclaimed Ruggie running towards his son's side. "Let me see the damage- Oh it's just a broken humerus. I saw that a lot at colla- I mean... when I had that part time job at the hospital. I was looking after broken bones, not causing them."

"What happened?" asked Jack, staring sternly at the two girls.

"We didn't beat him up!" defended Zenobia. "He fell."

"How did he fall?" Jack pressed.

"Well, we were building a treehouse, and he was setting the foundation while we worked on the walls and fences," Luella responded, a guilty look on her face, motioning to the half finished walls and foundation, allowing the fathers to notice them for the first time. "I offered to take his place, and when he was coming down he slipped..."

"Wiley is that true?" asked Jack, who was clearly being the only responsible adult in this situation.

However, Wiley didn't seem to be in a state where he'd be able to answer that question.

"Shouldn't we take him to a hospital already?" Leona asked.

"Ah, but woe is me," lamented Ruggie. "I'm but a peasent with a child that was injured on the Royal Family's property. How ever will I pay for his treatment?"

Leona rolled his eyes and said that he would pay for it, and they all went to the hospital so Wiley would stop crying.

Octavinelle

"Guys, hurry up!" Shouted Ambria, as she swam further down into the underwater ravine. Morado had first seen the ravine with his father on one of his mandatory nature walk/lectures. Once he got back he told Ambria and Coraline about it. Ambria was instantly game for exploring, while Coraline only agreed upon realizing that she was the only responsible one of the group and needed to make sure they didn't kill themselves.

"I inherited my dad's speed Ambria give me a break!" the octo-mer exclaimed, but nevertheless sped up as much as she could.

"What'd ya think we'll find here?" Morado asked. "My dad said there was a monster living down here."

"... A monster?" Coraline asked. "What kind of monster?"

"I dunno, he didn't say," Morado replied. "He just said it'd eat me if I got to close... but it's favorite food is octopus."

Coraline rolled her eyes, knowing that Morado was messing with her, but she couldn't help but notice the suspicious shadows at the bottom of the ravine.

"Guys!" Yelled Ambria, even further ahead of the other two than when she last spoke. "Come on! Why are you being so slow?!"

"I don't think this is a good idea Ambria," Coraline yelled back. "It isn't safe."

"Calm down Cora," Ambria responded, still yelling. "My dad said he came down here all the time when he was younger."

"You've met your dad before right?" asked Coraline.

The other two laughed before swimming off into the depths, clearly not taking her seriously. Coraline swam as fast as she could after them, not wanting to be left alone, but still feeling eyes watching her every movement.

Meanwhile, Azul was looking for his daughter. You see, a server had called out and he needed someone to cover their shift. But alas, he couldn't find hair or tentacle of his daughter, and was starting to get nervous.

Azul racked his brain, trying to remember if she said anything about where she would be earlier, and if he just forgot. Looking again in her room, he remembered that she said she was going to go hang out with the cousins today. Azul reached for his phone to call Jade.

Jade answered on the third ring like always.

"Yes, Azul?"

"Is Coraline at your house?"

"No," Jade responded. "I believe she is at Floyd's house with Morado and Ambria. I'm actually concerned that he hasn't come back yet." Jade sighed into the phone. "He knows how I worry."

"Well then, I'll call Floyd and ask him to send them home," Azul promised. "I'll have him text you when they're leaving."

Floyd didn't pick up the first, second, or third time that Azul called, but finally picked up on the fourth.

"What."

Azul sighed. "Floyd please send Morado and Coraline home. Jade and I are getting worried."

Azul could practically hear Floyd roll his eyes. "Ambria already walked them home Azul."

"When was this?"

"Like an hour ago."

"And is Ambria home right now?"

"... Hold on." Azul then heard Floyd swim through his house calling for Ambria, the longer he went without an answer, the more panicked he sounded.

"No," Floyd finally addressed Azul. "I can't find her anywhere."

Meanwhile, the three young mermaids were going deeper and deeper into the ravine. Shadows followed them, and seaweed grasped on to them as they passed. Still the two eels continued on unphased, while the octopus drew in on herself and kept close to the other two for protection.

"Hmm," Morado frowned. "There's nothing here. Maybe we shou-"

He was cut off by a squeal. The water darkened around the three as two tentacles grabbed the two eels and dragged them twenty feet away from the depths of the ravine. The two eels coughed and glared at the octopus who inked them.

"Gosh Coraline!" Exclaimed Ambria, rubbing ink off of her tail. "Warn us next time!"

"I didn't have time," Coraline shot back. "Something attacked me!"

"Coraline, there's nothing there," Morado said exasperated. "I lied about the monster, there is nothing down there-"

This time Morado was interrupted by something biting his shoulder. Coraline screamed again, but quickly grabbed on to Morado as the larger than average barracuda that lived in an underwater ravine for some reason, tried to pull him down into the depths. While Coraline was doing this, Ambria was clawing at the barracuda in a desperate attempt to save her cousin.

Despite these attempts to save him, the barracuda didn't let go of Morado. Thankfully, four more hands joined in and successfully pried the barracuda's jaw from Morado's shoulder, while another set of tentacles grabbed hold of the trio and pulled them up. Upon reaching the top, the two pairs of hands joined them. When Coraline, Morado, and Ambria looked up they saw their disappointed fathers.

"Just what do you think you three were doing?" Azul asked. "Why did you think it was a good idea to go into an underwater ravine unattended!"

Jade and Floyd were silent, but turned to look at each other, flashing their signature grins. Without saying anything they simultaneously swam back down into the ravine, and Coraline felt kind of bad for the barracuda that just tried to eat her.

Scarabia

"What was that?" asked white-haired Malik.

"My sick yoyo skills nerd," responded Aalin, who had just figured out how to do a trick on one of Malik's aunt's or uncle's yoyo that they had grown bored of.

"No, something on the bed moved."

Aalin and Malik got up and looked down at the bed. All was quiet, until something small on the comforter moved. They both leaned close and saw a small house spider run towards the pillows. Aalin blocked it off, making it run towards the end of the bed, before stopping, assuming it was hidden. Malik got close to it, admiring it, before it suddenly moved again, causing Malik to scream in surprise.

"Oh, I hate it when they move!" Malik explained once he had collected himself. "It always freaks me out."

By this time the spider made it underneath the covers obscuring the onlookers view. At that moment, a frantic Jamil burst in the room.

"Who got hurt?! What happened?!" Jamil asked, looking around the room for any blood, or broken priceless artifacts.

"Nothing happened Baba, calm down," stated Aalin.

Jamil looked point blank at his daughter. "I heard a scream."

"Yeah, that was me," Malik confessed. "I saw a spider."

At that moment, the spider reappeared on top of the blankets, and made direct eye contact with Jamil. All the blood from Jamil's face drained, and he promptly turned around and ran out the door, slamming it behind him. Aalin and Malik heard a muffled explative, before the door opened again, Jamil grabbed them both, and ran out into the hallway.

In the hallway Kalim stood confused. "What happened?"

"There's a spider on my bed Baba!" told Malik.

"It doesn't look like a poisonous type, but you know my dad," shrugged Aalin.

"Ah! I'll go take care of it then!" Kalim then opened the door, with Malik and Aalin following behind him. Kalim grabbed one of Malik's embroidered handkerchiefs, and nudged the mischievous spider, who had taken up residence on one of the pillows, on it. He then went to one of the open windows and shook the spider off. Thankfully, Malik's room wasn't high enough from the ground that it would kill the spider, so the spider lived to be pest control for another day.

"Cool." stated Aalin to fill the silence. "Uncle Kalim do you want to see a yoyo trick?"

Pomefiore

"Aya did you bring the stuff?" Ophelia whispered loudly, and the three girls giggled at the thrill of hiding things from their parents.

"It's in my bag..." Aya spoke mysteriously before sobering. "By the way, I still don't understand why I had to bring everything."

"Because I was the one who found the recipe," responded Ophelia in a very matter of fact tone.

"And my dad is in my business so much you'd think it was his full time job," answered Antonette. "Besides your dad is the only one who doesn't pay attention to his looks, what reason would he think you had cinnamon and lemon juice for if not for baking?"

Aya rolled her eyes, but had a smile on her face. "Whatever."

With that, they started mixing their concoction together, before applying it liberally to their faces.

"Hey, what's this supposed to do again?" asked Antonette, looking up from her phone.

"It exfoliates, and is supposed to ward off acne," Ophelia said, taking a few photos of herself and her friends. Since their dads lived so far from each other, they couldn't see each other often. Because of that Ophelia insisted on photos whenever they could hang out.

"Why does it burn so much?!" exclaimed Aya. She was the least in the beauty world out of the three so she had no idea what any DIY beauty hack the other two brought up was going to be like.

"That's how you know it's working!" Ophelia exclaimed back. "Anyway, how's your lives been going since we last hung out?"

"It's whatever," Aya tried to ignore the burning of her skin. "I wake up, take care of the apple trees, eat, sleep, and then start over."

"Papa was gone the last two weeks on business so I was home alone," Antonette said.

"Sounds rough," said Aya.

"Not really, he leaves enough food and one of his credit cards so I can go out and have fun."

"Don't you live in the middle of the woods?" asked Ophelia.

"He leaves the car!" Antonette defended. "And the dirt road isn't that bad once you get used to it. Anyway, what have you been up to Ophelia."

Ophelia shrugged. "Same stuff I'm always up to. Dad was shooting a new movie last summer and he took me along to be his assistant."

"That sounds fun," said Aya.

"It's less fun than you think. Movie sets really drag on. By the way, do you guys know why your dad's are staying the night as well?"

"Papa said he would miss me too much."

"Cheaper than a hotel."

Ophelia shrugged in understanding, before pausing. "How much does your skin burn?"

"More than I expected."

"Very badly."

Ophelia looked at her phone and realized she forgot to set an alarm, she told this to the others and they all ran into her bathroom to remove the DIY face mask, only to see their severely irritated skin underneath.

"Ooooh, this is bad." Ophelia was the only one to speak, the rest were looking at their faces in horror.

The door to Ophelia's adjourning bedroom opened.

"Hey girls?" It was Epel. "When are y'all going to make the cinnamon and lemon juice dish? The rest of us don't know what you're planning on making so we need to know if we need to hop down to the store and get anything... Girls?"

The girls stood as still as humanly possible, but it was all for naught because Epel noticed the ajar door and opened it further.

"What in tarnation!" Epel loudly exclaimed. "What's on y'all's face?!"

The girls heard footsteps rapidly climb the stairs and run into the room.

"Oh, mon dieu!" Rook made a fainting motion when he saw the irritated redness of his beloved daughters face. Vil only stood there slack jawed.

"We make a DIY face mask and it didn't turn out the way we thought it would..." Antonette muttered.

"Yeah, and my face still burns," Aya added pointedly.

Vil managed to regain his ability to speak. "Ophelia Schoenheit, you-" he paused, collecting himself, seeming to remind himself that the consequences she was going through were punishment enough, before restarting his sentence in a more level way. "Always let me know before you try any home remedy of DIY, we don't want this happening again. Now you three come with me."

Vil lead them downstairs to the kitchen where he kept some Aloe plants, which he instructed the girls to rub their faces with while he looked for more items that would soothe their skin. While he did that, Rook decided to clean up the girls' DIY mess, while Epel used the remaining, non mixed lemon juice and cinnamon to make an apple dish to lift their spirits.

Ignihyde

"You better be ready to bag like your life depends on it when we check out," Idia mumbled to his daughter, not too pleased with the situation she forced on him.

"That's fine," Eleanora shrugged in return. "I'm just happy I got you out of the house."

The two were getting groceries at their local supermarket. Normally they would pay someone to shop and bring it to them, but Eleanora saw this as a way to stop her dad from rotting inside the house, and Idia could never resist his daughter's puppy eyes.

Idia grumbled something in return, but Eleanora chose to ignore him. Instead her eye caught sight of a magazine cover with Vil Schoenheit displayed prominently. She picked it up and read the text next to the cover, before another magazine cover caught her eye. This one wasn't a respectable fashion magazine, instead a tabloid declaring that it had all the details of a 'scandal rocking the Sunset Savanna Royal Family'. Like before she read the text on the cover, before laughing.

"Apparently a hyena beastman child got pushed out of a tree by Princess Zenobia, daughter of Prince Leona- Didn't you go to school with him Dad?"

When she got no response, Eleanora looked around. Her father was not in sight.

"... Dad?"

The aisles of the supermarket went on and on. Despite only losing him for five seconds, she knew her father was likely miles away at this point. Nervously, she reached for her phone. She grasped at air. Frustrated, she remembered that she left her phone charging at home. She would have to find him the same way kids in the stone age had to when they lost their parents in the supermarket. Eleanora started on the hopeless journey of finding her father. Remembering that bread was on the list, she headed towards that aisle, pausing briefly at each aisle to see if her father was there. He never was. Upon reaching the bread section and not seeing her father, she elected to walk the width of the entire store in hopes of seeing her father in one of the aisles. She was unsuccessful. She walked along the length of the store and tried again.

Eleanora did this multiple times until she was in a part of the store she had never seen before. The shadows were long, the lights ahead buzzing but dim and flickering. As she got deeper into the store, she saw less and less people, and now she was totally alone.

She looked around trying to take in her surroundings and ground herself when she heard frantic steps behind her. Before she had time to turn what was running towards her reached her and grabbed on to her with a vice grip. Eleanora screamed, and the creature let go instantly. She turned around, ready to fight whatever had grabbed her when she saw the familiar blue fire hair of her father.

"Dad?" she spoke. "Why did you grab me?"

"I was hugging you-" Idia responded. "I couldn't find you for so long I got worried."

"Oh." Eleanora looked at the cart her father had next to them. Surprisingly it had everything on the list, as well as a glowing liquid in a gallon soda bottle. Idia followed her eye.

"It's an energy drink," he explained. "It's the whole reason I was back here in the first place."

Diasomnia

"Okay, so we need dough, a tomato sauce, cheese, and any vegetables and meat that we like!" Aurelius said, looking down at the piece of paper he had prepared for this trip.

"Did your grandfather specify at all beyond that?" Asked Gwendolyn, walking next to him. Her three companions surrounded themselves around her, with two on her sides, and one following directly behind. At this point it was more out of habit than out of duty.

"Well, no." Aurelius admitted. "But, I didn't ask him to specify, I just asked what human foods he missed since moving here!"

"If we want human foods I can just ask my da-" The tallest of the group, Ebony said.

"No," turned down Genevieve, who was taking up the rear "I could ask my dad too. Since he's human anything he eats is human food technically."

"Do you guys want a delicacy or not?" exclaimed the exasperated Aurelius.

"No, we want it, calm down," exclaimed Genny. "We just also want it to taste good... By the way, Gwen. You remembered to tell your father where you were going right?"

"Oh, that's what I forgot to do. I'm sure it's fine though."

The rest of her group looked up to the cloudy sky in doubt.

Meanwhile at the Briar Valley castle, a harsh and unforgiving storm was thundering outside it's walls. The cause of which was being worriedly attended to by two knights as they waited for a retired general who had been summoned by the king.

"I swear, I can't get a moment's rest-" said the retired war general teleporting in front of the three men. "Malleus, I have a concert I'm looking forward to attending in two hours, so this can't take long."

"I don't know where Gwendolyn is." Malleus said, his expression being the kicked puppy look. You know the one.

"She is the second in line for the throne, so I understand your concern. However, she's probably with Ebony, Genny, or Aurelius and seeing what their doing, so we'll just have to find out where they are. I know Ebony's working today, but I'm afraid I don't know what he assigned to do..."

"Aurelius is also working today," Sebek mentioned, seeing it as his duty to add to the conversation. "However, he never answers me when I inquire what he's been assigned to."

"I forgot to check the calander today, so I have no idea if Genny's working or not," Silver added unhelpfully.

As soon as Lilia mentioned Gwendolyn being with her friends, Malleus summoned the head of the Knights, who appeared quickly as everyone wanted to soothe their lord's temper so that they could get on with their lives.

"General Andronticus, where are Genevieve N/A, Ebony Vanrouge, and Aurelius Zigvolt stationed today."

The General stood up as straight as he could and answered with respect, "They have all been stationed to protect Princess Gwendolyn, my Lord."

"..." Malleus's mood got worse upon hearing the news. "You are dismissed."

The general left with haste, not waiting for Malleus's mood to sour more.

"See, she's with Ebony, and I trust my boy-" Lilia paused thinking about his second son. "Actually, I don't trust him that much. This is a cause for concern."

"Yes Master Lilia," Sebek agreed. "And I'm afraid Aurelius has always been a slacker in his knight duties as well."

"Genevieve is one of the best knights this kingdom has, so I'm sure they're all fine," Silver added, trying to soothe the rest of the group.

"I know, I'll just call Ebony- oh there's no signal." Lilia had forgotten the lack of signal present in the entirety of Briar Valley. But Lilia shrugged nonetheless, not really concerned at the disappearance of his son.

"Master Lilia, aren't you also worried about Ebony being gone?"

"No, I left Silver alone for months on end and would've done it with Ebony too if his other parent wasn't so against it. Something about it 'not being safe' and 'a bad parenting move' whatever that means."

"But Ebony hasn't had that experience of fending for himself like I have."

"Oh," Lilia's face darkened. "Right."

While the others delved into a conversation about where their children could be, Silver, trusting Genny to be smart, absentmindedly looked out the window at the storm.

"There's a patch of clear skies just over the town of Forbidden Mountain."

"Okay, so we have some sourdough, some blue cheese, Genny got some oranges, Aurelius got raw salmon, Ebony got some noodles, and I have ice cream," Gwen listed out. "All we need is a tomato sauce-"

"Look at that stall up ahead!" Ebony announced, before reading what was on the sign. "Authentic human food! That's perfect!"

The four approached the stall and Genny and Aurelius walked up to the human in charge of the stall.

"Hello," Genny said. "Do you have a tomato sauce of any kind?"

"Looks like the only one we have right now is ketchup," the stall-keep explained. "Is that okay?"

"Sounds great!" Aurelius then handled the transaction before speaking again to the stall-keep. "My grandfather's human, and he said that pizza was his favorite meal before he moved to Briar Valley, so we decided to try making it ourselves."

The stall-keep looked at Aurelius and then at the jar of ketchup in horror. "I wouldn't recommend using ketchup as a base. We get more inventory tomorrow, I can give you a refund on the ketchup and save a jar of marinara sauce for you if you'd like-"

"No thanks!" Aurelius brushed off the stall-keeps concerns. "I'm sure it's fine, have a nice day!"

Genny just shrugged and walked back with him to the others.

"Alright, we can start to head back- what's happening?" As Gwen was speaking everybody in the marketplace moved out of the way, like Moses parting the Red Sea. Or like student's parting for the popular girls in every high school movie, whichever you prefer.

The foursome decided to move back as well when the parting came to them, as to hopefully see what was causing this strange event. To their surprise it was the arrival of their fathers.

"Ah, Gwendolyn!" Malleus said, now putting on his self-satisfied smile look (you know the one). "Why didn't you let me know where you were going? I though you had been kidnapped."

"I didn't think it was that big of a deal..." Gwendolyn said back, embarrassed to be even semi scolded in front of a crowd. "I brought with me three great knights, so I assumed it was fine."

"Well, one great knight," Lilia corrected. Both his youngest son and Aurelius shot Lilia a look, which made Sebek shoot his son a look, letting Aurelius know this will be a topic of conversation later. Aurelius immediately looked to the side instead.

Prologue

Once upon a time, some random wizard who had nothing better to do that day, and who apparently had already mastered time travel and dimension hopping (or just time travel if you're adventurous), made a potion to do what they had already mastered. In the multiple dimensions they explored, they found that one magicless human had garnered affection from multiple very powerful men.

You had both princes, heirs, celebrities, and complete randos all wrapped around your little finger.

The wizard was impressed.

As the wizard was a fan of chaos, they used their skills to give their potions to four children who lived in various cities in the Queendom of Roses, and one who lived in the Hollywood of the Shaftlands. The potion was drunk, and the children disappeared from the room, right as one of their parents opened the door looking for them.

The messy room with a vial tipped to the side, it's bubbling strange looking prisoner pouring on the floor, was definitely not a good sign.

Heartslabyul

The five seven year old's looked at the confused and tied up Heartslabyul student. The other student had ran in the opposite direction the moment they appeared, so their captive would have to do.

"So," the lone girl said. "Where is Housewarden Rosehearts?"

"That's all you want to know?"

"Answer the question!" exclaimed the boy, who was the apparent leader of this little band of delinquents.

"What is going on here!?" shouted a voice. Turning the children saw the short stature of Riddle Rosehearts, along with Trey, Cater, Ace, and Deuce.

"Hi daddy!" exclaimed the ginger of the delinquent group, waving at the NRC students. They looked around, trying to find the father of this child, but were out of luck.

"I don't know why we're looking around so much, that's clearly Cater's kid," Ace joked. "I mean, come on, that's practically his clone."

"Ace, go help Deuce untie Chester," ordered Riddle. "Besides that's absolutely preposterous."

"About that... Trey, remember when I complained to you about how lame my unique magic was?" Chester asked.

Trey looked at him, clearly not remembering that at all. "Yeah, I remember."

"Well, it allows me to see the relationships of individuals as long as one of them is visible. Before I was attacked I was practicing my unique magic, and saw that they were your children."

"Dude... Don't lie," Ace said looking at the student with a deadpan look on his face.

"He's not lying," Trey said. "I remember he mentioned something about seeing familiar relationships and how it's useless in every situation... except this one clearly."

"So this child that tied someone up is actually my..." Riddle murmured.

"I am so so sorry!" Deuce apologized to Chester. "I thought I would've raised my son to not take after me, but clearly-"

"Your son was not the one who instigated it," Chester. "Trey's son did."

Trey turned his head in shock to his son, who suddenly found his shoes very interesting.

"I- I can't believe you would do something like this- What's your name?"

"... Chip."

"Chip, I am so disappointed in you. To think that you-"

"Calm down Trey!" Cater exclaimed, holding his son in his arms. "Chester's clearly fine, right?"

"Yeah?"

"See! Why don't we all just take a chill pill, forget about the potential hostage situation, and spend time with our future children! On that note, do you think that taking photos of our kids will mess with space and time, or do you think I'm fine?"

"I think you shouldn't take any photos just in case," Riddle reasoned.

"Aw, I guess me and-"

"Oliver!"

"-Oliver will just have to remember each others faces then :(."

"How did you say that last bit?" asked Ace.

By this time, Trey had calmed down, and told himself that he would hold off scolding his child until he actually had his child in the future. He looked at his child who was on the brink of tears, and his heart softened. He leaned down to Chip's level.

"I'm sorry I shouted at you," apologized Trey. "But I don't want to see you doing that again okay?"

Chip nodded, and the two hugged it out.

Ace walked over to his son. "Hey Kiddo! What's your name?"

"Nick!"

"Just Nick or is it short for something?"

"It's short for Nickel."

"Oh... well do you wanna see a super cool magic trick?"

At this time, Deuce was looking for what he assumed was his son, and we walked around for a solid two minutes looking for him before he realized that his son was following him.

"Ah! There you are!" Deuce exclaimed. "What's your name?"

"I'm Felix."

"And do you have another parent?"

"Yes?"

"Oh! Who are they?! Do I know them?!"

"P/n's name is Y/n, and I think you met them at NRC."

Deuce tried to say something in return, but all that came out of his mouth was a series of stutters.

Finally, Riddle looked at his daughter, he was proud that she was bigger that he was at her age. The thought that he managed to raise a child to the age of seven without falling back on his mother's controlling tactics comforted him.

"And what's your name?"

"My name is Rosalie Daddy. Duh."

Okay, so she had a bit of an attitude that pissed him off, but at least she wasn't scared to show some attitude like he was.

"Oh my god, there you guys are!" You said, finally finding your way through the maze of the Heartslabyul gardens. "You would not believe the day I've had. Every dorm I enter has children in it and-"

You looked up and saw the Heartslabyul gang, five children, and a random Heartslabyul student tied up on the ground.

"P/n?" called out Rosalie, causing Riddle's face to go red. Deuce looked at between Riddle and you confused.

"Ooooh- Y/n and Riddle are going to f-" Ace was cut off by Nick.

"Daddy, why does P/n look so stressed today? Did you prank them again?"

"I- uh- um- What?"

Chip ran up to you, and Trey followed behind to make sure Chip didn't tie you up.

"P/n-"

Trey stopped in his tracks, an undiscernible look on his face.

"- Daddy got mad at me today and I just wanted to find out where he and you were, and now I don't think he'll let me have a treat even though I've been really good today-"

"Okay, kiddo," you interrupted. "That sounds like something you're going to have to discuss with your father, not me. But I'm sure he'll give you a treat regardless."

Now happy at the thought of receiving a baked good, Chip ran back to his dad.

"Y/n, please let me remain in your life after graduation, because I need to see what happened play out, because this is messy!" Cater emoted, looking at you expectantly.

"Y/n does stay in your life because they're my P/n," stated Oliver, very matter of fact, all while looking at Cater like he was an idiot.

"... Oh my god."

...

Prologue

Once upon a time, some random wizard who had nothing better to do that day, and who apparently had already mastered time travel and dimension hopping (or just time travel if you're adventurous), made a potion to do what they had already mastered. In the multiple dimensions they explored, they found that one magicless human had garnered affection from multiple very powerful men.

You had both princes, heirs, celebrities, and complete randos all wrapped around your little finger.

The wizard was impressed.

As the wizard was a fan of chaos, they used their skills to give their potions to six children who resided in the poor provincial towns of the Shaftlands, the palaces and alleys of the Sunset Savanna, and dark and cold waters of the Coral Sea. The potion was drunk, and the children disappeared from the room, right as one of their parents opened the door looking for them.

The messy room with a vial tipped to the side, it's bubbling strange looking prisoner pouring on the floor, was definitely not a good sign.

Octavinelle

Three young merpeople flopped on the main street at NRC. The sun was shining brightly overhead, drying their skin, which was so uncomfortable it was almost painful. The two elvers had finally gone limp, trying to avoid moving their dried skin, while the octochild of the group was using her eight 'legs' to try and move the two elvers into the shade casted by one of the statues. The trio had only seen other people when they first got here, and those people quickly ran off in different directions, forgetting about the merpeople who were unable to move much on dry land.

"You guys are too heavy!" cried the octochild.

"No, you're just too weak," joked the girl elver.

The other one twisted as much as he could to make it as difficult as possible for the octochild.

Thankfully, a rouge Octavinelle student happened to be passing by and heard the children. Not knowing what to do (other than throwing them in a lake), he picked them up, and trudged the three to Octavinelle.

Once at Octavinelle, he threw them into the pool to hydrate, and then went to go inform Azul about the three children.

"And why did you throw them in here?" asked an irrate Azul.

"They were getting dry, and where else would I take them?" the Octavinelle student responded. Jade and Floyd followed behind the pair.

"To Crowley. Now Floyd and Jade will have to do it during the dinner ru- Where are they?"

"I- I don't know! I know I left them in here!"

Azul felt his face heat up in rage as he looked around the room. Then, he saw a small black tentacle move behind a pool chair. He sped towards it, and pulled off the child clinging to the back of the chair, earning a squeak from the child.

"Get off of there. Those pool chairs are far more expensive than you even know-"

"Papa you found me!" giggled the octochild, moving her tentacles so she could cling to her father.

"Papa?!"

"Hey, Azul!" chimed Floyd. "Weren't you just telling us how rare octomers are?"

Azul jumped seeing just how close Jade and Floyd were to him.

"So you made some more? How interesting."

"I-I did not!" Azul glared towards the Octavinelle student, shootting a quick 'you're dismissed' his way before going on. "This child must be mistaken. What is your name?"

He asked the question to the girl, who looked at him with teary eyes as she responded. "Coraline Ashengrotto?"

"See, she must be one of my cousins on my father's side!"

"Wasn't your mom the Octomer though?"

"Yeah, I thought your dad was a sunfish." Floyd was laughing at Azul when a splash of water hit is back. His mood instantly darkened as he turned to face the two dark spots in the pool. Not paying any attention to the fact that he was still in his uniform, he jumped in the pool. A few moments later, while Azul was still lecturing at him, he breached the pool.

"Jade catch!"

Floyd then threw a laughing child to Jade who caught him. Before he could be questioned, Floyd disappeared again for much longer, before surfacing with a struggling elver in his hands.

"Azul, can I keep this one?!"

"No, Floyd!"

"But you never listen to Uncle Azul..." the girl in Floyd's hands responded.

Floyd brightened. "Oh, that's right!"

"Floyd!"

Jade laughed from beside Azul, watching as the male elver crawled circles around him. "You have to admit Azul, they are quite charming."

"They can be charming in Crowley's office."

Jade ignored Azul and looked down to the child who had just tired himself out. "What's your name?"

The child, assuming his father was pulling his leg again, answered freely. "Morado!"

"Ah, and the girl playing with Floyd?"

"Dad, that's Ambria."

"And you think I'm you're Father?"

"I know you are."

"Let's try that again," Jade laughed and then activated his unique magic, but got the same answer.

"I mean clearly that child is good at hiding things!"

"Typically five year old's don't have that ability Azul," Jade said now serious.

At this moment, you ran in the room, slipped on the wet floor that Floyd and Ambria had created, and fell on the corner of the pool, and then into it.

"P/N!" Yelled Ambria who struggled out of Floyd's grasp while he was in shock and swam to your side.

"Is P/n alright Dad?" Morado asked.

"I'm afraid I don't know," Jade responded, an amused grin set firmly on his features.

Azul looked from Jade to Floyd.

"Y/n is absolutely insane," Azul muttered underneath his breath, but didn't manage to make it low enough that Coraline wasn't able to hear.

"Don't insult my P/n," she commanded.

Azul bluescreened.

"Wait, all three of us?!"

Savannaclaw

Three six year olds stood in the hall of mirrors and read the names above the mirrors.

"Savannaclaw," the youngest one said. "That's where dad said he ruled."

None of the children spoke for a moment. Finally the hyena broke the silence.

"The only place he ever ruled- Bye!" He ran into the mirror and the two girls followed behind him.

The children walked around Savannaclaw for a while, taking in the sights and being stared at by the students there. Finally they found what they were looking for in a stressed hyena beastman.

"Daddy!" yelled the hyena cub as he ran up to Ruggie. Every head in Savannaclaw turned towards the two, as Ruggie tried not to drop Leona's laundry as this child climbed all over him.

"Woah-ho-ho, okay kiddo you've got to give me some space here," Ruggie managed to get the child off of him, before immediately running in the other direction. The children took off after him, but he had too much of a head start, and longer legs than they did, so they couldn't catch up to him. Still, they continued in the direction he went in, turning a corner to see a tall wolf beastman looking at a door in a confused way.

"What did he mean by childre- Oh," Jack said looking at the three children in front of him.

"Daddy!" The frilly dressed wolf pup ran towards the man, nearly knocking him over. Jack instinctually picked her up.

"I'm not your dad," Jack said, looking the wolf girl straight in the eye.

"Daddy don't be silly," she replied, very matter of fact.

"I-" Jack paused. "You know what, follow me."

Jack lead the children around Savannaclaw before reaching another door. He knocked.

"... What do you need Jack?" said the voice from inside the room.

"Uh, we have some visitors."

A sigh was heard from behind the door, and a few minutes later, the door opened.

"What the fuck?" Leona asked.

"Language, there are children here!"

"I know, that's why I said it," Leona looked down to the lion cub who was staring intently at him. "What's your problem?"

The lion cub gasped in fake surprise, then said very coyly, "I don't think P/N would like to find out that you're treating your daughter this way, Daddy."

"Daddy? I am not your daddy."

"Uh, yes, you are."

By this time the group of five had moved inside of Leona's room. Allowing that back and forth to go on, while the wolf cub asked Jack question after question about his life at NRC. Ruggie heard the commotion as he finally arrived to deliver Leona's laundry and decided to make it an in and out affair. Unfortunately, the hyena cub only let him put Leona's clothes down before pouncing on him from behind, sending Ruggie face first into Leona's (thankfully) clean clothes.

"Daddy, I got you!"

Ruggie only managed to give a thumbs up. After he managed to roll the hyena cub off of him, he asked the others "So, are these our kids?"

"No, they're not."

"I think they may be," Jack reasoned. "Because they smell like a mixture of pretty heavy magic and us. And, I don't know about you guys, but this wolf cub is a pretty solid match of what my sister looked like when she was six."

"In what world do I have kids Jack."

"I don't know your future life Leona."

"I mean we might as well find out their names," Ruggie cut in. "Right Ruggie Jr?"

The hyena cub rolled it's eyes. "It's Wiley daddy."

"Wiley... how do you spell that?"

Jack then looked at his daughter expectently.

"My name is Luella! P/n says it means famous warrior!"

"Oh!"

Finally Leona's daughter looked at her father and introduced herself.

"I'm Zenobia Kingscholar!"

"Where'd you get that name?" Leona replied with some light disgust.

"It's the name of a Queen who fought back against a powerful empire."

Leona thought for a moment before admitting that it was a name that he would agree with.

This was interrupted by you walking into the room, completely soaked. Instantly there was a chorus of "P/n!" from the three children. You looked at them, then at Ruggie and Leona's shocked faces, and finally at Jack's horrified one.

Prologue

Once upon a time, some random wizard who had nothing better to do that day, and who apparently had already mastered time travel and dimension hopping (or just time travel if you're adventurous), made a potion to do what they had already mastered. In the multiple dimensions they explored, they found that one magicless human had garnered affection from multiple very powerful men.

You had both princes, heirs, celebrities, and complete randos all wrapped around your little finger.

The wizard was impressed.

As the wizard was a fan of chaos, they used their skills to give their potions to six children who resided in the depths of the Island of Woe, the glitz, glamor, and farmland of the Shaftlands, the harsh environment of the Sunset Savanna, and the arid deserts of Scalding Sands. The potion was drunk, and the children disappeared from the room, right as one of their parents opened the door looking for them.

The messy room with a vial tipped to the side, it's bubbling strange looking prisoner pouring on the floor, was definitely not a good sign.

Ignihyde

There was currently a three year old walking around the Dorm honoring the King of the Underworld, based on his spirit of diligence, and not, unfortunately for the young girl, his excellent way with children.

The few Ignihyde dorm members walking along the hallowed halls kept their distance. The toddler didn't let said distance dissuade her from her goal of making everyone she sees her friend. She was accosting a poor first year with her thousands of toddler questions when a mysterious figure appeared behind her.

Ortho was being the best character in Twisted Wonderland as per usual, when his usual scans picked up an unusual person on Ignihyde. Ortho went to go investigate and either get rid of a threat with one of his many death beams, or drag one of Idia's potential new friends to meet his brother. To Ortho's surprise, the intruder was a three year old girl with a strong resemblance to his older brother.

"Ortho!" Exclaimed the toddler question victim, clearly happy Ortho was here. "Help me!"

The questioner turned around and her face grew into a large smile. "Unca Otho!"

Ortho was taken aback by the use of the word uncle but tried not to show it. Instead he used his super robot powers to see if this toddler was related to him and his big brother. To his surprise and absolute delight, the toddler with actively on fire hair was a genetic match to being Idia's daughter. Ortho's niece. Ortho nabbed the three year old and went 50 mph to Idia's room.

Bursting down the door, the two saw Idia about to remove his sweatpants, with lotion and tissues accompanying a video on his laptop called "Schoolgirl Gets Destroyed by Tentacles."

"O-Ortho?!" Exclaimed Idia, pulling the sweatpants up to his nipples. "I thought I told you to patrol the hallways for ten minutes!"

"I did, and look what I found!"

"A bald child?" Idia looked at the two. "Why is a child here?"

Ortho looked confused at the toddler, who was now, in fact, bald. Her hair had extinguished when Ortho when 50mph to bring her here.

"She's bald now, but she wasn't when I first saw her! Big Brother, meet your daughter!"

"... Ortho that's not possible."

"Yes it is! I ran a scan on her when I first saw her and she is genetically your daughter! And she has magic residue on her, just like when you were doused in that potion when you were a first year!"

While Ortho and Idia were talking, the girl was recovering from the sudden speed, now she got out of her stupor, and flashed a smile at Idia.

"Daddy!"

Ortho smiled at Idia in a very 'I told you so' manner.

"That doesn't prove anything!" Idia yelled, just before her hair lighted into existence once again.

"... Shit."

Nervously, you walked around in the maze that was the Ignihyde dorm. Ace accidently dropped your phone while pestering you, and you needed Idia to repair it. You grip the candies you brought as a payment method, as you search for Ortho. Normally, the second you step into Ignihyde he finds you and leads you to Idia, so where was he?

Finally, you notice a familiar name on a door, marking it as Idia's room. You breathe a sigh of relief as you raise your fist to knock on the door. Ortho beats you too it, opening the door before your fist meets wood.

"There you are Ortho, I was walking arou-"

"P/N!" A random toddler ran up to you, as Idia's hair turned pink.

"Oh. Uh Hi?" You bent down to her level. "What's your name sweetie?"

"Don't joke P/N," she said, trying to hug you.

You obligated. "Humor me."

The toddler giggled. "I'm Eleanora!"

"What a beautiful name!" You looked up from Eleanora and at Idia and Ortho. "So, who's child is this?"

Ortho beamed, "Yours and Idia's!"

You looked over at Idia who couldn't make eye contact with you.

"... What."

Pomefiore

Three three year olds ran around the forested areas in the NRC grounds playing a game of hide and seek.

"Nettie?" Called the blonde little girl who was walking alongside a lavender haired girl.

"She chose a good spot," The lavender haired one said.

"Is she lost?"

"No. She lives with the trees."

"Not these trees. Nettie! You won! Come out now! Where is she?" The blonde girl looked around only to find the other girl missing. "Aya?! Where are y-"

Her sentence was cut short by a gloved hand covering her mouth and sweeping her away to the Hall of Mirrors, through a mirror, and into a dorm. Her kidnapper stopped outside a door and knocked. By this time, she noticed that the man also had Nettie and Aya with him.

An annoyed 'who is it' came from the other side of the door, and the blonde girl's ears perked up.

"Le chasseur d'amour~"

A sigh was heard, and then a muffled 'come in.'

The man with the weird name opened the door, to reveal a beautiful blonde man applying make up to a smaller lavender haired man.

"Roi du Poison, Monsieur Crabapple! Look what I have hunted in the woods!"

"Rook, I don't want to see any dead-" Vil paused upon seeing the children that Rook had brought to them. "Rook, this is even worse. Where did you find them?"

"Ah, but starving and lonesome in the woods!" Rook lamented. "Why the one secured on my back was unsuccessfully trying to hunt a squirrel when I rescued her!"

The three girls started to struggle in Rook's grasp.

"Don't they have parents?" Epel asked. "Their parents are probably looking for them as we speak."

With this, Rook bent down and let the girls escape his grasp. Two of them ran off to the two men in front of the mirror while the one caught hunting stayed behind.

The blonde girl walked over to Vil and looked up at him with expectant eyes. Vil looked down in disguised disgust at the dirty four year old.

"Hi Daddy," said the blonde girl, her eyes boring into Vil's.

"Do I look like-"

"Roi du Poison, that's it!" Rook exclaimed, catching Nettie, whom he was throwing up in the air. "They had a sense of familiarity that I simply couldn't put a finger on."

"Rook," Vil sighed. "I expected you of all people not to believe everything you read about me in those tabloids."

"Non, Roi du Poison! You can sense the magic coming off of them, so they may very well be our daughters!"

At this Epel looked at his daughter. "Marja?"

She looked at him weirdly and said. "No. Aya."

"Aya? Why would I name you Aya?"

"Nettie, what could that stand for?" Rook asked his daughter, looking at her dead straight in the eyes. "Antoinette?"

Antoinette nodded her head and laughed.

"Ah, magnifique!"

"And you are?" Vil looked at his daughter expectantly.

"Ophelia."

"Not a bad name," Vil decided to pick Ophelia up, in doing so he got a good look at her face. "Now, who do you remind me of?"

Just then the door opened with a bang, and you came running in ranting.

"You guys wouldn't believe what happened at-"

"P/N!" You were interupted by three little voices and a single 'You've got to be kidding me'

You looked up at the three toddlers and three men before you. The three toddlers repeated p/n along with a greeting.

"- I'm sorry?"

"Wait, so is future you just cheatin' on all of us?!"

Scarabia

Currently, two four year old's were running around the Hall of Mirrors playing tag, when one, having what he thought was a stroke of genius, ran into one of the mirrors at random. The little girl he was playing with, of course, followed him.

She was easily able to catch him on the other side, as he stopped running to just look at the dorm.

"Got you!" the little girl then ran off, but stopped and walked back to the little boy when she realized he wasn't chasing her.

"It's not fun when you stop," the little girl complained.

"Are we home?" he responded.

The little girl looked around at Scarabia with a critical eye. "No."

"But it looks like home."

"But it's not home."

"Ah, there they are!" Two men ran up to the children. "See Jamil! He wasn't joking when he said there were children running around!"

"Why are there children running around?" Jamil asked. "It's not a visitor day."

"Baba!" The two children said in unison, running to their respective fathers. Jamil pulled Kalim back, but Kalim just laughed it off.

"It's fine Jamil! These must be two of my siblings!"

"... Okay. Then what are their names?"

"Malik!"

"Aalin?"

Jamil glared at the two children, one of who seemed confused that their name was not already known.

"And where are the servants supposed to be accompanying them?"

"... That's a good point."

Jamil sighed, and turned to the two children and bent down to their level. "Where are your parents?"

Confused, the children pointed at Kalim and Jamil. Jamil sighed once more, and activated his unique magic and ordered them to tell the truth. Once again they responded the same.

"We're their parents?"

"How are they here then?" Jamil said, deactivating his magic.

"Professor Trein mentioned that it was possible, but extremely difficult to make someone travel in time, so maybe someone made our children travel back."

"... I'm surprised you remember that."

"You two!" You said, appearing through a mirror. You were out of breath, and to put it simply, had a difficult day.

Two little gasps were heard, as the two children clamored towards you. You looked at them with wide eyes as you took a step back.

"Hi, P/N!" said the boy.

"P/N, you look younger," said the girl.

"P/N?!"

"P/N! Jamil our kids are siblings!"