I'm probably overthinking this.

Anakin: nails, hair, hips, heels

Godzilla tried to eat Chancellor Palpatine

Darth Maul came back from the dead as a crime boss with robot legs and had a giant angry brother named Savage

Jabba the Hutt’s uncle was an offensive gay stereotype

Palpatine had a gigantic forehead for literally no reason

Zombie episode

They named a Jedi “I’m Gonna Die” and then killed him

Some senator had a sex robot

All the Twi’leks had French accents

Ahsoka got hunted for sport

Anakin had to do elaborate BDSM roleplay with an evil cat lady

Dooku was almost murdered by the Macbeth witches

Hondo Ohnaka

Yoda made contact with Qui-Gon Jinn’s ghost but the other Jedi just thought he had dementia

0.07 seconds after leaving the Jedi Order, Ahsoka crashed her motorcycle, got a girlfriend, and ended up smuggling drugs for the mob

Anakin and Obi-Wan met the physical incarnations of the Dark and Light Sides of the Force and they looked like a goth drama queen and his cottagecore sister and both of them were furries

Ahsoka got bit by an evil rat which made her evil for awhile

ASDLSFKSLKFSJDKLSJ

It is by supporting each other that peace can be born. My master followed the path of the Jedi and lost his life. And so, I will continue to live as that master taught me. As a Jedi.

Masterlist of Mass Effect transcripts (trilogy, MEA)

Today is a good day to start this masterlist of Mass Effect Lore transcripts! A new transcript is available: Garrus' Normandy conversations in ME2 (romance scenes included).

I made some changes to include all romance scenes for Ash, Kaidan and Liara in their Normandy conversations transcripts for ME1. I also completely changed the structure of the Citadel transcripts. Before, they were all put together and linked to Expose Saren. Now you can check one specific file to see Citadel assignments and another file to check the chatter, squadmate comments and other conversations happening in different Citadel locations.

As I state in the intro of each of those transcripts, they're a work in progress. And a labor of love! I'm doing my best. They're not perfect, I'm constantly working on them to add more dialogue options or scenes. If you see a mistake, don't hesitate to send me a message so I can improve them :)

ME1:

Normandy Conversations :

Ashley (romance scenes included)

Kaidan (romance scenes included)

Liara (romance scenes included)

Tali

Wrex

Garrus

Joker

Main Missions :

Prologue: Find the beacon (with Additional scenes)

Expose Saren

Find Liara T'soni

Noveria (with Additional scenes)

Ilos

Assignments:

Citadel Assignments

Citadel:

Citadel (Chatter, Conversations, Shops, Squadmate comments)

Loyalty missions:

Garrus: Find Dr. Saleon

Wrex: Family Armor

ME2:

Normandy Conversations :

Legion (made by @ideas-on-paper)

Garrus (romance scenes included)

Main missions:

Prologue: Save Joker

Prologue: Awakening

Freedom's Progress

Taking control of the Normandy SR-2

Loyalty Missions:

Legion: A house divided (made by @ideas-on-paper)

Garrus: Eye for an Eye

ME3:

Main missions:

Prologue: Earth

Citadel DLC - Elevator conversations

MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA

Main missions:

Introduction

Prologue: Hyperion (with additional scenes)

Planetside

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You can find the folder for all transcripts here. If you're curious, the folder for the codexes is here :)

"The Lost Ones" visual & filmmaker focus video from "Star Wars: Visions Volume 3" anime short series unveiled