Your Imaginary Sans

The premise of the Tenna one is that due to a cathode ray tube-related freak accident, Mr. Ant Tenna is now stuck inside your head. You’re the only one who can interact with him. No one else knows he’s there. And since you’re the only one capable of paying attention to him, he’s going to get Very Clingy.

The best part is he doesn’t even have to be your boyfriend in this version. I mean, he can, but you can also develop your relationship dozens of different ways!

It says we have 739 followers, but a good chunk of you probably aren’t active anymore.

EDIT: There’s a better way to do this.

But in all seriousness, you brought up a good reminder that maybe this blog wouldn’t be entirely comedic. Maybe it’s funny at first glance that Spamton lives in a “GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN”, but...who would do that if they had other options?

If I made the Spamton blog, I still think it would be hilarious. Don’t get me wrong! But it would hide a torrent of emotional pain just underneath the surface. This is a man who’s lost everything. Not just materially, but all his friends as well.

He’d be DESPERATE to keep you around.

Are there any Deltarune characters you’d like to see get the imaginary datemate treatment?

No commitments yet. I just want to see if there’s interest. I’ll list some specific characters I have in mind below, but you’re welcome to suggest others! Warning for Deltarune Chapter 2 spoilers.

Ralsei is a minor, so his blog would have to be strictly platonic. But if you just want emotional support and someone to spend time with and don’t care about the romance aspect, he’d be perfect! I may drop the imaginary concept altogether and make it “encouragement-from-ralsei” or “your-friend-ralsei”.

Susie couldn’t have a traditional imaginary datemate blog for the same reason as Ralsei, but it could be fun to explore the versions of her other characters have in their heads! Noelle’s imaginary Susie would be more or less the same as the real deal, but Berdly’s would be a Gamer Girl(TM) fawning over how great he is.

There could be an Imaginary Son Lancer blog for those of you who want to practice parenting. Then we could all be Lancer’s dads!

Hathy is pretty affectionate in canon already.

Queen could be fun to work with; you’d just have to accept that sometimes she’ll think she knows what makes you happy better than you do.

I think Rouxls Kaard would be exhausting to have in your head all the time, but the blog would be pretty funny if nothing else.

Swatch and possibly the Swatchlings have the courtesy and calming presence  to be great companions. Plus, they’ll do just about anything you want to do, even if it’s smashing melons with karate chops!

And I’m actually really tempted to try Spamton. Hear me out: it would be hilarious. Instead of having him as your imaginary boyfriend, I’m thinking you took one of his deals and ended up dating him by accident. Just...imagine dating the embodiment of suspicious junk mail. Imagine the pet names he’d call you.

Let me know if any of these sound interesting, or if you have other suggestions!

Here's what's going on... I've had... A rather rotten go of it to say the least and I finally just had to recreate my internet life. This blog has too many ties to me so I have to leave it behind for my own safety. But! Here's the thing. If someone wants to carry the mantle I am all for that. Until then I guess the blog is on an indefinite hiatus. This is too much on Junie and I cannot stay here like I used to. I love all of you. I'm so so so sorry I couldn't be better or stronger or smarter and avoid it all but I'm not.

Please be strong. Please be safe. If you get asks regarding me I'm sorry. Ignore them.

Ink is the first to pick you up and hold you in his lap. “What is that guilty look for, Kitten? I am overjoyed with whatever amount of time we spend together.” He ‘kisses’ your head. 

“I’LL NEVER NEED A REASON TO CUDDLE YOU, KITTY~ I’D CUDDLE YOU TILL THE END OF TIME!” Blue sits down closer to you and ‘kisses’ your hand. 

I’m just so happy to have all three of you… You help me stay strong, help me when I feel weak… And you show me so much love… *I smile as brightly and happily as I possibly can for them, a few happy tears there* Heh, I hope you all are ready to stay here for a long while… Because… *Holds onto the three of them as well as I can* I think I need a cuddle-pile for a good long while…

(( It really has helped finding out what is going on, it makes things a lot easier. Now I just need to learn about it so I can live with it ^^ I’m sure you can do well! And thanks :3 ))

Red can’t seem to keep his gaze still after all of this affection. “uh- good ta know all i have to do is be here. makes my job easier.” He meekly puts his hands on you as you hug your three boyfriends together. “but uh,” Red finally manages to look into your eyes for a moment, “i kinda wanna give this my all for once.”

(( This is Shadows-undertale-blog here, I’ve switched blog since then. I just wanna say… It really did bring me to tears to see the reply. I am so happy that you remembered me and so, so happy to see the reply from my two boys. It really made my day <3 And I also just wanted to tell that things are looking a lot better for me at the moment. Seeing as I’ve been diagnosed so late with Autism, I need to learn a whole lot of things about my diagnosis, but I’m staying positive. Thank you so much for the reply <3 And I hope you can keep up the good work Mod J, even if you can’t get a hold of Mod K. I hope things keep going well for you! ))

Ink gently holds your face in his hands, “I’m so glad that you were able to get the help you needed,” he touches his forehead to yours, “I can tell just by looking at you that things will be getting better.” 

“I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU MANAGED TO GET MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU WERE BEFORE-” Blue is cut short by your loving kiss to his heart, “W-Wowie”  Ink is unable to get any coherent words out has your loving feeling radiate through your kiss.  Soon after the shy red ball of Fell comes in at your call. He looks at you and the light in his eyesocket becomes brighter. “hey, uh, nice ta meetcha and all that...” Red fidgets a bit, “i’m no good at this yet, uh-”

Blue swiftly hooks Red with his arm and swings him in with you three, “JUST DO WHAT WE DO. YOU’RE DATEMATE IS WAITING~” 

“what the-” he flushes we he gets closer to you. If he had a human heart it would be beating out of his chest. “okay... uh, hey there sweetie.” 

Swap puts in hands to his face and kneels down closer to you, “WHAT AN ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! I WILL NOT ALLOW NIGHTMARES TO PLAGE MY ONE AND ONLY LOVE!” He is very theatrical about his movements and word choices. It seems he is liking playing the role of Romeo. 

G lazily catches your kiss with one of his boney hands. He smiles almost teasingly, “We can’t have little J staying up all night, can we?” 

“how’s about we lay down next to ya and help ya have sweeter dreams this time, sweetheart?” Classic lowers his body to the ground next to you. The other Romeos follow suit. 

((The most likely time that I’ll be able to answer asks in during the weekend. Since after I get my arting done I’ll have more energy and free time then. It would probably be best for me to do it in the evenings after work, but I’m just too exhausted after work to think straight, heh heh. 

Thank you for understanding. 

((It looks like this blog was ignored for quite a while again. I’m very sorry.

I’ve been having trouble contacting Mod K (who is a wonderful writer and friend) and I just didn’t really know what to do.

I’m not very confident in my ability to roleplay romance. I am very comfortable in drawing fluff, but I never know what to say. And I wish I had all the time in the world to draw a pic for every ask, but sadly that is not possible.

I will try my best to give you what I can. It may be slow (because I have my personal projects and a full-time job to do as well), but I don’t want it to go completely quiet for so long again.

I apologize if the writing/characterization changes, but I’ll try my best. ^^