#mod ijt

It says we have 739 followers, but a good chunk of you probably aren’t active anymore.

EDIT: There’s a better way to do this.

Are there any Deltarune characters you’d like to see get the imaginary datemate treatment?

No commitments yet. I just want to see if there’s interest. I’ll list some specific characters I have in mind below, but you’re welcome to suggest others! Warning for Deltarune Chapter 2 spoilers.

Ralsei is a minor, so his blog would have to be strictly platonic. But if you just want emotional support and someone to spend time with and don’t care about the romance aspect, he’d be perfect! I may drop the imaginary concept altogether and make it “encouragement-from-ralsei” or “your-friend-ralsei”.

Susie couldn’t have a traditional imaginary datemate blog for the same reason as Ralsei, but it could be fun to explore the versions of her other characters have in their heads! Noelle’s imaginary Susie would be more or less the same as the real deal, but Berdly’s would be a Gamer Girl(TM) fawning over how great he is.

There could be an Imaginary Son Lancer blog for those of you who want to practice parenting. Then we could all be Lancer’s dads!

Hathy is pretty affectionate in canon already.

Queen could be fun to work with; you’d just have to accept that sometimes she’ll think she knows what makes you happy better than you do.

I think Rouxls Kaard would be exhausting to have in your head all the time, but the blog would be pretty funny if nothing else.

Swatch and possibly the Swatchlings have the courtesy and calming presence  to be great companions. Plus, they’ll do just about anything you want to do, even if it’s smashing melons with karate chops!

And I’m actually really tempted to try Spamton. Hear me out: it would be hilarious. Instead of having him as your imaginary boyfriend, I’m thinking you took one of his deals and ended up dating him by accident. Just...imagine dating the embodiment of suspicious junk mail. Imagine the pet names he’d call you.

Let me know if any of these sound interesting, or if you have other suggestions!

But in all seriousness, you brought up a good reminder that maybe this blog wouldn’t be entirely comedic. Maybe it’s funny at first glance that Spamton lives in a “GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN”, but...who would do that if they had other options?

If I made the Spamton blog, I still think it would be hilarious. Don’t get me wrong! But it would hide a torrent of emotional pain just underneath the surface. This is a man who’s lost everything. Not just materially, but all his friends as well.

He’d be DESPERATE to keep you around.

((Straight from the original creator! -Mod K))

1. While I am 18+, I’m not very experienced with NSFW. So Imaginary Boyfriend Sans can only fulfill romantic fantasies. For sexual ones, you’ll have to see Imaginary Friend with Benefits Sans.

((Note from Mod K, nothing has been posted to that blog for 10 Months so it’s probably inactive.))

2. The Sans answering your question will be YOUR Imaginary Sans unless you suggest otherwise. For example, you can ask for Toriel’s, the reader character’s (from that Disney story), or even “anyone else but me. I’m not interested.”

3. If you refer to Sans’s significant other in the third person (say “them” instead of “me,”) I’ll take that to mean he’s someone else’s Imaginary Sans.

4. Please don’t be mean in the ask box without explicit permission. Poor guy just wants love.

5. Know that this is a side blog mostly run by two people. Mod K does the writing, and Mod J does the art. itsjustthinkin (Mod IJT) came up with the original concept (and wrote the Disney story), and most written answers from before April 2017 are from her. (A few are from Mod JH.) Drawings you see from before May 2016 or so (are from coralchoral, who helped with world and character building.

6. Please do not demand that your ask be answered with art. If you politely request it, know it will most likely take longer to answer than if the reply were text only.

7. Occasionally people come to IB Sans for advice. This is perfectly fine– he’s here to support you, after all– but he is no substitute for professional advice or care. I quote determination-from-undertale when I say that if you feel you pose a serious threat to yourself or others, please contact your local hospital and seek professional help.

8. Be aware that we are not accepting RP starters at this time and are unlikely to anytime soon; having to keep up with replies in addition to answering asks would be too much for us to handle. Because of this, we would either need to become less popular or welcome an “RP mod” in order to start roleplaying.

don’t worry ‘bout it, kid. i get it. those inner demons ‘o yours can be a real nuisance. can’t just be shot off, if ya know what i’m sayin’.

yeah…gunshots don’t work on ‘em. i tried.

anyways, sweetheart, *grins* the answer is yes. to me, it’s obvious, considerin’ you’re my very reason for livin’, but if you need to hear it, i’ll be sure to tell ya more often. hows about every day?

yeah, there we go. at least once a day, i’ll tell ya, in words, how i feel about ya. i’ll tell ya all about how you mean more to me than anythin’ else in the world, and how i’ll do whatever it takes to make sure you’re safe and happy.

or, if ya don’t mind me bein’ a little less vocal…i’ll just say, “i love ya, kid.”

yeah, i’m still there, sweetheart. no need to worry, long as you’re okay.

((Of course! I’m happy to inspire! And I’d be really interested in seeing the finished product, so if you want, you’re more than welcome to link me to it!

Sorry I didn’t answer sooner. I didn’t see this ask here.