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He on the phone with Comcast.

THE FRIEND WHI SAYS CHIDORI IN THE BG

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

capybaras are friend shaped

I love this post

mom shaped

This is the ideal nurturing animal. You may not like it, but this is what peak social reproductive labor looks like.

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

didnt grimes used to have anti imperialist in her twitter bio and now she took it out JXNQHFNHADJ

As Kanye once said "Good dick can do that"

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

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