But I am a little stitious.

my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer

hhh this is uh… kinda terrifying.

Hey remember when this was exposed and not a single person in the US government went to jail or even lost their job over it

I wonder how reddit user andy316619 feels about his silly Immortal Snail Scenario becoming so universally well known that it's essentially a classic philosophy question like The Trolly Problem or Theseus' Ship. Like The Immortal Snail is known cross-culturally and if you mention it ppl will instantly know what you're talking about. People have had dissertation-length discussions about the nature of immortality because of this post. The concept has become nigh as Immortal as the snail yet no-one knows the name andy316619

South Korean beauty standards take shit to the next. Fucking. Level. Women are evaluated in totality based on every minor physical detail and whether it matches the ideal to the point where their decision to go under the knife for procedures the likes of blepharoplasty (surgery on their eyelids) is a main determinant of whether they get a job. For them, shit like this is an expectation. Fuck that garbage, burn it up ladies.

GO GIRLS GO

BURN IT DOWN, LADIES

He rides a plane the whole way around the world each year just so people don’t call him a liar when he calls himself “mr.worldwide”

DONT SPOIL REALM BREAKER IN THE RED QUEEN TAG PLS!

hawiian rollercoaster ride is the best song written for a disney film you can’t change my mind