D.I.E

reblog if you and your other muscular, shirtless friends with identical haircuts like to sit around out back drinking vodka and smashing folding chairs over each others backs

god this is so fucking stupid i’m going to have a stroke 

booty shorts that say “i took my love, i took it down. climbed a mountain and i turned around. and i saw my reflection in the snow covered hills til the landslide brought me down. oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? can the child within my heart rise above? can i sail through the changin' ocean tides? can i handle the seasons of my life? well, i’ve been afraid of changing cause i’ve built my life around you. but time makes you bolder, even children get older, and i’m gettin' older, too” on the ass

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

“and they say girls with brown hair cant wear jeans” is my fav tweet of all time and if i ever post a pic on ig again im making this my caption

man i did always say that but seeing this im changing my mind

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

pulls the eraserhead baby out of my pocket and smokes it like  a blunt

bro shut the fuck up im analyzing homoerotic subtext

episode of punk’d where ashton kutcher awards roman polanski a fake grand jury prize at the venice film festival, but then i show up and arrest him onstage instead while blink-182 plays in the background

me

Careful not to drop those dildos, Butterfingers.

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body