The Blurry of Movie Stills

michael haneke’s funny games is just two hours of jim halpert look with R-rated violence

cinematography, scriptwriting, costume design, framing, mise-en-scène, editing, sound mixing, stunt coordination, choreography, production design, music composition, makeup, direction. all FAKE terms that i don’t care about

next time someone calls a film a “religious experience,” i am going to yank off their new yorker tote bag and delete their letterboxd account

the joker’s laugh but it’s spongebob’s laugh

NO HOSTS AT THE OSCARS, ONLY PARASITES

martin scorsese and ken loach really out here making fun of marvel movies when The Irishman sounds like if ken loach directed a marvel superhero origin story starring cillian murphy

francis ford coppola can’t say anything about marvel movies cause his wines are the marvel cinematic universe of wines and sell for $18 at target

2015 was all about dudes spray-painting their mouths metallic silver and yelling “witness me” for halloween before their mom has to call poison control.  a more innocent time in film.

martin scorsese said that marvel movies aren’t cinema but my mom likes THOR so martin scorsese is WRONG

people worried that joker’s premiere is gonna attract crowds of incels when the real threat nobody is brave enough to talk about is how joker is gonna attract crowds of juggalos opening day, absolute madness when the faygo runs out

need an anthony fantano for film reviews where a white man’s flannel choices decide what gets approved for preservation in the United States National Film Registry as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant” and what gets remembered exclusively via re-runs on TBS with car insurance commercials every 3 minutes telling me “for a great low rate you can get online, go to The General and save some time!” In the review videos, a naked anime girl figurine is always visible on his bookshelf in the background

letterboxd is a gateway drug, once you make an account, you’re gonna be purchasing and alphabetizing your criterion collection, getting a mubi subscription, reminiscing about closed video rental stores even though your parents were the ones with memberships, flexing your knowledge of film on teenaged part-time movie theater workers who are three paul thomas anderson facts away from calling security, booing at local film festivals for not projecting movies exclusively in 70mm even though you’re nearsighted and can’t see the screen very well because your contacts prescription is from 2005, and starting a podcast with your old college roommate named kyle where you only talk about films starring violent antiheroes and find a way to talk about the shining for 20 minutes in each episode. letterboxd is just not worth it mate

funko pop vinyl figures of french new wave filmmakers where francois truffaut has a huge head, jacques rivette is dressed as deadpool, and a game of thrones version of jean-luc godard with daenerys targaryen hair