buy me yogurt

sometimes i forget how to spell a word so i change the whole sentence to avoid using it

Anne Hathaway’s character in Devil Wears Prada literally just starts dressing better and taking an interest in her work and her friends act like she’s an awful person who has “changed”. Like bitch THIS IS NOT A LINDSAY LOHAN MEAN GIRLS MOMENT all she did was get the new Chanel boots.

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

Oh god, imagine being the person who created that page.

She promised an ex who had belittled her dreams that one day he wouldn’t be able to order a coffee with out hearing one of her songs. She deserves all the good she’s worked for.

The thing people forget about her is that Lady Gaga is fueled mostly by spite

who wants to PayPal me money for nothing in return serious inquires only

those things that stir you, let them devour you