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ha. i knew cheese on a burger frog would win you bitches over

you were using him

i hate you

Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

Trains that go across a barren wasteland, the last vestige of civilization within the wastes heading to the last grand city on the continent

Nothing but grasses and rocks as far as the eye can see, no birds that fly in the sky, no bison that feed on the grasses, no mice that scurry across the land, a dying land with no memory of humanity outside the tracks that cross it and the remains of the mills along a brook

my favorite genre of media is gay people vs the system™

normalize calling viagra and menopausal hormone treatments gender affirming care

No, I will never get tired of getting breaking national news from a soon to be obliterated gay angel and a man who is a stoic garden hedge of compulsory heterosexuality

disability rights involves the right to do fuck all. the right to be a useless member of society and STILL be loved and cared for and have a fair standard of living. human beings are not defined by the capital we produce.

an asteroid hurtled toward the earth at a rate of around 33,500 miles per hour. that's very fast. how fast? well, imagine a jar of peanut butter. now imagine it flying at 33,500 miles per hour. that's how fast. now this thing is thought to have been as big as a 25 story building. over 125 feet across and weighing 220 million pounds. what scientists refer to as one big bitch. that's very heavy. how heavy? well, imagine a jar of peanut butter. you remember that jar of peanut butter from before? now, that jar weighs about one pound. okay, now picture about 220 million of those jars. that's how heavy. now as the rock hit earth's atmosphere, pressure would cause it to heat up to an estimated 44,500 degrees farenheit, turning it into a fireball bound for self detonation. now that's very hot... how hot? well, imagine a jar of peanut butter that's 44,500 degrees to the touch. yikes! that's how hot.