fucking superb you funky little felon

the best part of thanos is that the rest of his species isnt like that. he was born fucked up and purple and his mom tried to kill him because she gave birth to a weirdo purple baby

That’s great and all but are you telling me Thanos’s mom is named Susan?

SUSAN HAD THE RIGHT IDEA

susan was possessed by rhodey whose plan was to go back in time & kill baby thanos

civil war but when zemo says the trigger words bucky goes into factory reset mode and starts speaking spanish like buzz lightyear in toy story 3

tony stark, i love you 3000

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

have you ever loved a character so much you were like ?????? ? ? ??!??!?!! ! ! !?? ??? how did this happen??? ?? ? ?!???! !!?!??!?!?