You Underestimate My Potassium

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

I support whatever freak shit Paul Simon was doing with Julio down by the schoolyard

Anyone want a slightly masc presenting mid size sugar baby? Car (most likely) needs a new alternator, front brakes, and an oil change

Good news - it wasn't the alternator!

Bad news: both my front and back brakes needed services and I'll need to get new tires before the winter

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

Anyone want a slightly masc presenting mid size sugar baby? Car (most likely) needs a new alternator, front brakes, and an oil change

Good news - it wasn't the alternator!

vampires will never hurt you hilarious song. someone get me to the doctor and someone call the nurse and someone buy me roses and someone burned the church we’re hanging out with corpses and driving in this hearse. like we’re just listing goth shit that rules

hey can one of you please turn down the heat in western washington? thanks