Where MCs go to die

understandable

Does that mean they found an unbreakable bed in No5(he he) or did they just give up on beds entirely after that?

"The Ancients were capable of wondrous things, but they often made mistakes, and 'dungeons' are the outcome of those mistakes" is a common conceit in dungeon-crawling fantasy, but the Ancients' fuckups are typically framed as products of hubris or madness. I want to see a setting where they messed up for the same reason that real-world engineering and public works projects often come to horrifying ends. The safety reports were suppressed because the architect was somebody's cousin. The plans clearly called for unobtanium rods, but a malfeasant contractor swapped them for mudanium and pocketed the difference. Somebody got sick of having to re-summon the hellgate each dawn and propped it open with a shoe.

The warding sigils would have detected the problem, but they were so overtuned that they were constantly throwing false alarms, so eventually one of the assistant thaumaturges simply disconnected them and forgot to tell anyone they'd done so.

You don't need madness and hubris when greed and laziness can suffice

Everyone always complains about the impossible nature of the ship of Theseus, but I'm sure we can find someone to ship with him. What about Minos's boy?

He did WHAT??

New Magnus Archives manifestation just dropped

Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

Fuck it, not like I'm opposed

the terfs have found this post and they do not fucken like it god help me

reblog to make a terf big mad

reblog to make a trans lesbian feel big loved

I second both of these