Khizu

"The first time they met, Orión ended up so tired of his game she almost cut G'raha in half when she spotted him. Jokes on her apparently he was into that"

Jaye asks how the wives feel about her new look.

Humble had been diligently studying the duties of a romantic suitor for some time, although now G'raha had made it apparent that he not only reciprocated Humble's feelings, but was actually prepared to act upon them as well, the giant warrior was even less sure of the proper course of action.

His research had provided a few examples of the sort of thing a dashing gentleman might do in order to demonstrate their ardor. However some of them Humble felt he probably ought to give a miss.

For example, serenading G'raha with a beautiful song sounded nice in theory, but Humble was fully aware that he had not been blessed with the kind of singing voice that others would wish to be exposed to, at least not at close range.

Equally, he remembered that Momodi had once told him that the way to a man's heart was through his stomach - although she had needed to clarify that this was actually relationship advice, rather than guidance on efficient assassination techniques. However, he was fairly sure that romantic meals involved things like oysters and complicated chocolate desserts in which rose petals were prominently featured, not so much smoked raptor or grilled loaghtan haunches.

The only thing left to him, he decided, was to attempt to pen a romantic poem. He'd read, or at least attempted to read, plenty of those and he felt he had a vague sense of what was required. You needed to say nice things about the person and, ideally, compare bits of them to other things, like flowers or clouds. He liked the ones that rhymed the most, so he also thought he ought to give that a go, although it seemed quite difficult.

However he was also conscious that he was not a very confident writer and that his spelling was, at best, inexact, so he might need to get it proofread by Krile or something - if he could get over his embarrassment enough to share it.

A Pome For Graha (by Humble).

I likes your hair it is red

It be mostly on your head

And I likes your pretty eyes

And that you be nice and wise

I likes your ears I likes your tail

Your skin is nice and soft and pail

I think your head is very smart

But even more I likes your heart

The End.

Hello gposing community °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° Someone might have already made a post like this but idc I want to make one and it might help lalala

This is going to be a brief guide on how to use Brio's new world object spawn feature!

So you can turn something like this:

Into this:

(A bit basic but will do for an example!)

I was tagged by the lovely @amalthea-felsblood! 💙 Thank you for thinking of me!

Mints (consumable, EXP bonus +3%)

Green milk tea (rare consumable, EXP bonus +10% and extends sprint by 15 sec.)

Pack of hand wipes

Old receipts (common)

Sunglasses (Defense +2)

Lip balm

Phone (cat stickers included)

Tagging: @shavri-ffxiv @nhaneh @swemtpotamtam @selnyam @paintedscales @zeloinator @illustrioussteel @robynostornwyn @laliluluho @feistierermine @fourteenthz

Clare couldn't go to space, and not bring a souvenir back for her lady love.