🌹 ELLIE 🌹

more artfight lalala

i really do think that in another life he ran a discord server or a subreddit like the navy like i know he doesn't play about having memes in general chat if you disrespect his e-kitten (blake) it's an immediate ban He would have one of those really corny ai generated "cool" pfps that are the first thing that pops up on google search when you search up "cool pfp" 😭✌️ like this LMAOA

okay lol

most of these are really stupid

- I think he would SUCK at math. Like he's astronomically bad at it don't ask him to do anything more than the 4 basic functions. (he just like me fr)

- I think he gets really bad allergies 😭 idk something about being more sensitive to irritants because of working in the mines

- RIP Adam Taurus you wouldve loved watching homelander and american psycho male manipulator phonk edits on tiktok

- RIP Adam Taurus you wouldve loved arguing with women online and calling them foids "as a joke"

- I think he suffers from really bad migraines . it makes sense to me

- neurodivergent

- I dont think he has ever been loved like ever 😭 ✌️(Except for Blake but he had to ruin that) Which is why his idea of love is so warped

What I mean by this is Ive seen a lot of hcs that his family was really loving and the sdc took him away. I disagree 😂 😂 I don't think they ever wanted him at all

- I think he was the runt as a kid. He was a little wimpy boy

- Omg speaking of which rip adam taurus you wouldve loved greg heffley

- rip adam taurus you wouldve loved 500 days of summer

- I think he eats a lot. It just makes sense because of his stature to me idk

- Doesn't have a real (?) sense of humor. Like somebody will make a joke and everybody will laugh but he will just stand there like 🧍‍♂️

- He amuses himself though he thinks he's soooo funny

- While he is respected and admired as an authority figure I don't think many people actually LIKE him. He's too abrasive and difficult for most

- I think he is also really sweaty. gross.

okay im done im think about him and blake very often

adam taurus you are a massive loser i love you