Very Active Cowpers Glands

Does anyone else think about the Hot Daga (a hot dog saga commissioned by Ryan, written by Shane, and beloved by fans everywhere) more than they should

What?

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon

this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe

*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-