“You seriously call that a disguise?”
“There’s no way they won’t recognize you/us.”
“I can’t believe you/we got away with this.”
“It’s nice not to be recognized, don’t you think?”
“I didn’t know pretending to be someone else for a while could be so much fun!”
“Whoa, that disguise is so good, I didn’t recognize you for a second!”
“It looks like you tried so hard to not look like yourself that you ended up looking even more like yourself.”
“This must be what it feels like to lead a ‘normal’ life.”
“One wrong move and we’ll have hell to pay.”
“If we’re not careful, we’ll be front page news by the end of the night.”
“I don’t care what you’re trying to say but it’s so obvious that you’re (insert idol/celebrity’s name)”
“They’ll kill us if they find us!”
“Exactly who’s idea was this again?”
“So this is what celebrities have to resort to just for a taste of a ‘normal’ life?”
“Just keep your head down!”
“If you didn’t want to be recognized maybe you should’ve dressed down a little. That outfit just screams ‘idol’.”
“Relax, no one will find us here.”
“It’s safe here, I promise.”
“We’d look less obvious pretending to be a couple than not pretending to be a couple.”
“Out of all the things your company taught you, subtlety certainly wasn’t one of them.”
“If it comes down to it, we can always just run.”
“Honestly, it’s so dark out even if the paparazzi did catch us, all they’d get would be grainy photos so you can stop looking so nervous.”
“I told you to dress down, not show up looking like a hobo. (cont. “The restaurant will never let us in with you looking like that!)
“Did you see the way s/he was eyeing you up just then? S/he totally recognized you/us!”
“I don’t know about you but don’t you think that person/those people over there has/have been staring at us/you for the last ten minutes?”
“Pull that cap down a little.”
“You look like you haven’t walked down the street like this in a while.”
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