Why Would I Write Fast?

I wish everyone would admit that classic literature is inherently difficult to read, and that you shouldn’t feel stupid if you don’t “get it”. Especially the dark academia/ classic lit fandoms and stuff. Like unless you have the vocabulary and pop culture knowledge of an 18th century nobleman, it’s going to be a tough read. It’ll take you longer to read; you’re not stupid if you’ve spent several months on a single book! And you don’t have to enjoy everything. It’s okay if you got bored after one chapter of Wuthering Heights, and couldn’t be bothered to read the rest. It’s okay if you want to read your favourite kids book for the 10th time instead. You’re not stupid. No piece of literature is inherently better, more “important”, more “meaningful”, or more “intellectual” than another. First and foremost, read what brings you joy.

I recommend finding a good annotated version of whatever you are hoping to read if possible. I found the annotated version of pride and prejudice read much more quickly woth explanations of why certain things were important

Not realistic he got a reply after submitting his résumé

Not realistic: his resume actually touched the hands of a living person

Volkswagen pillbug

someone teach me how to draw bears

i am a gay man unfortunately. this is still very sweet

this technique will work regardless of sexuality, don’t worry

Lmfao

This post honestly keeps getting better

my family has called this playing under cover monster :3

Cannot believe Disney is sleeping on the chance to have a comedy duo show with Shuri & Peter Parker that could be called “The Princess and the Parker”

fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

Boytoy has gone from a top fighter who was well respected but in constant danger to wearing silks and eating grapes on daises. That fucked up rotator cuff was the best thing to ever happen to him

Bonus points: at least half the other concubines are experts in assorted fields, the monarch brings them to relevant meetings to both play up a reputation for frivolity, and make sure at least one person there doesn’t have an outside agenda.