choke on the fame

I think <3 is the most important word in human language. Where would we be without it

so beautiful to be on this earth where everybody has something extremely wrong with them. i know i’m doing my part

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

i really can’t be friends with women who are desperate for boyfriends or husbands i don’t understand them or their world

One of the worst things you can do is to make a purchase that isn't very good. There's very little way to recover from something like that

whoever came up with shaving pussy should be put to death

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

god i need something so bad. but what is it

we used to say kill all men

You’re telling me falling in love is real I thought that was just something made up to make music more interesting

Real sex has never been tried