choke on the fame

shout out to the phrase 'digital penetration' for both being the technical name for fingering and also potentially a freaky way to describe fucking a computer

googling master degree programs that are true and beautiful and master degrees that are a vibe

I couldn’t serve on a jury because I’d want to exchange numbers with another juror and FaceTime afterwards discussing our opinions. Asking questions like can you believeee that guy omg. Girl are you ready for another day of deliberation ugh what are you wearing tomorrow. Do you want to get iced lattes and smoke in my car before we go in.

“this reminded me of you” favorite thing to hear

I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

intercourse with a vampire or whatever

so did that the vampire get the job

more shows should have episode titles like shit show at the fuck factory

beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

people get hotter the more you like them that's just science

Eat and drink to survive

it's amazing how when i'm an active agent in my life good things happen and i feel capable and confident in myself and when i just passively let life happen to me terrible things happen and i am miserable. surely no one else has ever noticed this tendency

ban men's sports i have seen enough

I need to be alone for a few hours every day, otherwise I start to spiral. but if I'm alone for too long, I also start to spiral. pretty easy, right?

self indulgence isn’t self respect, giving yourself every unhealthy thing you want isn’t self respect, babying yourself and having no deadlines or hard and fast rules for how to live would not be how u treat someone whose intelligence and work ethic you respect …….you have to act out of respect for your Self first and foremost