I'm just a kid...

PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY

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shania was SO fucking right when she said “ok so you’re brad pitt… that don’t impress me much”

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

educational and salty. i like it.

microdosing on listening to music by having the same line from a song playing in my head for days straight

I KNOW people find talking through movies to be annoying and I've been in situations where it has been annoying BUT it is SO FUN to talk ABOUT what's happening in the movie while it's happening. Making jokes about the main characters hair or smth. Seeing a moving with someone should be about SHARING the experience with them!! I can watch a movie by myself in my room if I want!!! Watching with a friend means I want to watch WITH them!!

You can clearly tell who did and didn’t watch Carmilla based on all the First Kill critiques. Oh the monsters have bad cgi? On Carmilla we didn’t even get to see the monsters. Oh the scenes are shot from weird angles? On Carmilla we got one angle and never questioned why everyone was conveniently standing on one side of the room. Oh the plot is rushed and bad? On Carmilla all of the plot was entirely off screen and you know what? We loved every second of it

the feminine urge to shop online and receive parcels