Temp. CEO Of WhatTheHellyante

Carter has anon accounts for dancing and 🍑💦

Scott finds one, instantly recognizes him bc how could he not, and has a speed run of the five stages of grief bc it's beyond hot. When he finds the other, he goes through all the crises at once.

Specifically for Shane, I love Ilya being his one and nearly only but I want to see him end up with more ppl.

The Brats™️- Ilya, Kyle, Troy, Kip, Harris

The Royals- Fabian, Shane, Harris

Luca, after Pretty Shane turned into "Polite" Shane upon reassuring him that his crush on his fiance was very normal and that his future husband was very used to ppl having crushes on him bc his man was very handsome: whatever that means

Luca, after Wyatt literally starts counting his days after talking a lil too loud about them coincidentally being oomfs on Tumblr and Hollanov break their necks turning to them as one:

David, who created an account the day Shane made his but is notorious for not using it other than to like his sons' posts, is sent a link by Ilya who thinks he should defend his honor.

David thinks it's ridiculous but takes a selfie then and there, Ilya in frame, both of them covered in flour because they wanted to make pasta from scratch now that the team was on break, and promptly posts it, no hashtag, just the caption: my only account💚

And so, when he goes viral nearly a decade later for popping up in random media, from commercials to niche tv shows to an audience member in a talk show, he continues the bit despite his mother and team blowing up his phone.

Random Twitter user: @SHOfficial bros casually not going to confirm or deny his side quests