I'm the Stube, did you hear my name?

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

my favorite pairings are when they hate each other so much they make out

my girlfriend and i spoon all the time. i use her to eat soup and icecream. its a difficult task but all is fair in the game of human utensil

if you haven’t cried over your otp then it’s not your otp

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

“you think youre pretty hot stuff dont you?” i sneer at the forest fire. it gets self conscious and starts crying and its own tears put it out. one more forest saved

goodbye friends…… i’m dorpping out of…..school….. droppiung orut of bnlog…………………… go to japan and mee……..t……………… the animes………. before it’s too late before the world ends……i must anime

i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere