ursus 🐻 arctos

and then they kissed

people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

Who’s gonna call me out for misusing Etruscan words? Like two people lost somewhere in a university library? I can almost certainly outrun them. They can’t find me.

Yeah, I'm afraid there is no place online or offline you can reliably go to to escape us Finns. We'll find you. You mention Finland, and we'll come.

Only in certain dialects, though. Some other options include "minä/min/mä/mää/mnää/mie/miä oo(n)/ole(n)" and "moon".