the magpie who whispers

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

Someone rbing my post about torturing your favorite character and saying theyre glad they have empathy??? And they're going to protect thwir characters and swaddle them and shit instead of my weird stuff?? 😭😭 Okay well your blorbo is going next :-/ sorry it has to be done

daily reminders: you are cooler and hotter than that evil twink

maybe i like it when a female character is deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths and so on and so forth. more female characters should be deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

Hey sorry I cant make it today. Yeah sorry Im gonna be busy atoning for the crime of killing my former self. I cant do tomorrow either I have to forgive my future self for becoming the villain everyone thought he was. Can we move girls night to next weekend maybe?

YOU'RE desperately trying to escape the narrative, I've engaged with it on a structural level and am beginning to make it my home. I'm recarpeting the narrative as we speak

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive