Cthulhu fhtagn

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

a lot of things "killed" destiny 2, but it's hard not to place the blame on them removing the entire first half of the game and starting you at endgame. not just because that personally disappointed me, but because that's visibly still stopping new players from trying the game in its final state

there's just no onboard at all. like, to the extent that this is still given as the reason not to start. it's hard to think of a more efficient way to stop new players from joining your mmo without literally barring them from registration. the things people talk positively about are, in a material way, impossible to experience now

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."