Where are your fingers?

i was about to joke about how my political stance is “end lawnmower culture” but then it occurred to me that i actually Am against lawns as suburban status symbols and wastes of land that Could be used to sustain native flora & fauna and grow food for people, but no, instead they are these huge useless swaths of land that need Constant maintenance, the process of which is not only destructive, but Incredibly Loud

Unite Against the Lawn

Pro tiny house, anti grass lawn. Prioritize practicality.

This is actually really interesting because back in the 1950s and 60s in Australia when we started getting large waves of Southern European migrants one thing the Italians and others would often so is buy a little suburban home, then tear out the ornamental flower beds and lawn and useless trees and plant fruits, vegetables, grapes and even olives. It was considered completely scandalous by their Anglo-Saxon neighbours because lawn was considered an aspirational thing and the ideal was to go from not needing a kitchen garden and having an ornamental garden to show how well you were doing.

We should normalize giving me milkshakes because I deserve them

This is druidic as fuck

🍂follow for more soft primitivism🍂

How do you secretly plant a redwood even the saplings are huge. How do you secretly plant that many

if anyone needs me I will be in a cave eating dirt and attempting to befriend the bats

Raccoons should have guns I think

they will

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

[goes outside and punches the dirt] this is just like fucking minecraft