Haha no.

*hears footsteps toward my room* please don’t

 SORRY BUT SWABIAN AND SAXONY-DIALECTS ARE CLEARLY RELATED SERIOUSLY THERE’S NO OTHER WAY THEY’RE DEEPLY INTERTWINED

Erläutere

Es sind die “EEÖÖÜÜÜ” - Laute. 

Das erklärt’s

You still think about it every day. You think about it less and less every day, but it’s still every day. What about 3 years ago though? What did you think about every day back then, because it wasn’t this, was it? And whatever it was, you probably don’t still think about it every day, do you? You might not even remember what it was that you couldn’t stop thinking about 3 years ago today. But that’s the point. Things that take up our entire life today, things that destroy us and feel like the literal end of the world, will mean nothing one day. We might not even remember them.

sorry, i missed *aims again*

Had a realization in a dream I just had that this isn’t real and I can just do whatever I want and so I started shrinking the face of this guy that was talking to me and then once it got real small I woke up sleep paralyzed

I was given godlike powers over the universe by realizing it’s all in my head and the first thing I did was use them to torment the nearest man

And the actual God woke me up and put me into a 5 minute timeout to lay frozen and think about what I’ve done

You exploited a glitch until it crashed your dreamscape.

Not to start a controversy today but gay racists are still RACIST

Please….you must remember. Youre the only one who can stop him