a fish hook - an open eye

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! dissect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

i like when fiction treats love as a more complicated force and not something that is inherently pure or redemptive. portray it as flawed and complex as any other human impulse. give me love as prejudice, love as possessive stasis, love as addiction, love as blindness, etc.

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

i miss everyone

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever