a fish hook - an open eye

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

person (non-practicing)

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it