a fish hook - an open eye

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

person (non-practicing)

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er