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Movie/Game/Show: My Hero Academia Dynamic: Izuku Midoriya/Reader Warnings: idk it doesn’t follow how the manga’s directing izuku’s future but whatever, fem reader, cringe Summary: Deku’s fans love pointing out Deku’s crush on his wife. Word Count: 838 ~~~

You aren’t sure why the video comes up in your recommended page, but that doesn’t altogether stop you from clicking on it. The title reads ‘deku having a crush on his wife for 3 minutes straight’, and with your husband, Izuku “Deku” Midoriya, currently away to America on work - you’d be lying to say that the content wouldn’t interest you. When Izuku can’t call or text, looking at snippets of interviews that fans have deemed as him showing off his “crush” on you can sometimes be a decent place-holder.

It first opens on an interview he’d done with Uravity and Shoto from a couple years ago as a fundraiser, he’s clearly not listening to the question being asked by the hostess. A fact that Ochaco is eager to point out with a snicker.

The hostess chuckles, “Wow, Deku, thinking up a new fight tactic for the field?”

Y/N: *accidently brushes Bakugo’s hand with their own*

Bakugo: *aggressively holds their hand*

Bakugo: Fucking commit to it

———-

Y/N and Iida: *staring lovingly into each other eyes*

Todoroki: *opens a can of soda*

Iida: We’re having a moment

Todoroki: And I’m having a coke

———-

Monoma: I know you hate me but-

Y/N: Wait what? You think I hate you?

Monoma: You always get all red when I enter the room, and you’re always watching me, and you never want to hang out with me alone, and you get all tense when I walk close to you and oh, yep, now I hear it. You have a crush on, that’s adorable

———-

Y/N: *getting ready to visit Dabi*

Y/N: Ok, how do I look?

Kurogiri: Like a widow in mourning

Y/N: Perfect! He’ll know I’m available 

———-

Y/N: *staring at momo* She could kill me and I’d thank her

Bakugo hearing this for the 100th time: I’d thank her too

———-

Y/N: You know what?

Tamaki: What y/n?

Y/N: I’m gonna fuck the sun

Tamaki: What?

Y/N: I’m gonna fuck the sun

Tamaki: Y/n no

Mirio: Tamaki, my man, let y/n speak

———-

Shinso: *after joint trainning* In honor of what happened today, you can hug me for four to five seconds

Y/N: FOURTY FIVE SECONDS?!

Shinso: NO FOUR TO FIVE SEC-

Sero : So who should we call?

Y/N: *kisses Tomura’s neck*

Shigaraki: What is this?

Y/N: Affection

Shigaraki: Disgusting

Shigaraki: Do it again

———-

Twice: I really like Y/N but I’m afraid if I ask them out they’ll say no

Toga: Dude, I don’t know what your stressing about. Y/N would totally go out with you, you just gotta play it cool

Twice: Play it cool, got it

Twice 10 minutes later: *kidnaps y/n*

———-

Y/N just getting home: Hello, people who do not live here

Toga: Hi

Dabi: Hey

Y/N: I gave you the keys for emergencies 

Twice: We ran out of doritos

———-

Y/N: You’re the greatest wife ever!

Toga: I wish I could marry you all over again!

Toga: *gasps* Let’s get divorced!

———-  

Y/N: I’m having guy problems

Magne: His dead body won’t fit in my car problems or I like him problems?

Y/N: I like him

Magne: Too bad, I could’ve helped more with the other one but I got you honey

———-

Compress: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Y/N: Can’t I smile just because I feel like it?

Spinner: Dabi tripped and fell in the parking lot while trying to dramatically walk away from the fire

———-

Shigaraki: I’m angry with you

Y/N: I’m angry with you too. Let’s give each some space

Shigaraki: Fine

Y/N: *climbs off his lap and sits next to him still holding hands*

Dabi: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

———-

Kurogiri: What kind of tea is this?

Y/N: Oh I just boiled some gatorade 

———-

Y/N: Where have you been

Compress coming back from hearing Dabi backstory: Emotional hell

———-

Spinner: Did y/n just tell me they loved me for the first time

Compress: Yes

Spinner: And did I do finger guns back?

Compress: Yes you did

———

 Y/N: Well what do you normal do when I’m gone?

Toga: *tearing up* Wait for you to come back

———

Y/N to Overhaul: Don’t talk to me or my girlfriend and 5 boyfriends ever again

———-

BONUS: CHAPTER 290 Spoilers

Y/N: No one asked you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off

You, handing him a plastic butter knife: Here you are, my liege.

Hawks: Thank you, peasant.

Hawks, pointing the knife at Dabi: SURRENDER OR FACE MY WRATH.

Dabi: are.. Are you kidding? You’re joking right-

You: DO NOT INSULT M’LORD.

~~~

*At the Beach*

Bakugou, buried in sand: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

You, sliding up to him: ALL FOR ONE QUIVERS BEFORE HIM.

Deku: (walks past)

Bakugou: F*CK OFF.

~~~

Hawks: Here’s a list of suspects I’ve put together.

Endeavor: Hawks… your name is on here too.

Hawks:

Hawks: I don’t remember where I was on Friday night. I have no alibi. I’ve been tailing myself for three days, now.

Endeavor:

~~~

Jiro: Do you support gay rights?

Aizawa: I am gay.

Jiro:

You, from across the room: You’re avoiding the question.

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Tag List

Ennoshita’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} | {pt.2} 

Asahi’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} 

Kinoshita’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3}

Aone’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3}

Kawanishi’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} 

Goshiki’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} 

Numai’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3}

Kuguri’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3}

Sakishima’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} 

Shirabu’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4}

Yamaguchi’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} (Coming soon!) 

Kiyoko’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} (Coming soon!) 

Komori’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} (Coming soon!) 

Aran’s Catch-Up Chapters | {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} (Coming soon!) 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Asking Them For Nudes | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Send you a Dirty text | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Sending Them a Dirty Text | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Butchering Their Name | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Are you Https? Because Without you I’m ://” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “I’ve Never Seen Two Pretty Best Friends” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Why Are you So Cute?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Idiot” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “I Can’t Sleep” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Leaving you on Read After you Say “I Love you” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to you Leaving Them on Read After They Say “I Love you” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Do you Only Care About My Body?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Being Clingy | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Asking Them “On a Scale of 1-10, How Annoyed Are you With Me Right Now?” After a Fight | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Guess Who Just Failed Their Math Exam” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Respond to you Asking Them “Ass or Boobs?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “There’s a Spider in My Room” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Sending you “One Day, I’m Gonna Marry you” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Can you Buy Me Some Pads?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Respond to you Asking Them if They Still Find you Attractive | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Texting Them “I Want to Sit on your Face” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Texting Them “You Hurt My Feelings” After a Fight | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Asking Them “Do you Have Something to Tell Me?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Texting Them “I’m Kinda Cute” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Sending Them a Message Meant For Somebody Else | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} | {pt.6}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Asking Them “Pick a Number 1 Out of 10″ and Receiving That Many Nudes | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} | {pt.6}

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to you Texting Them When your Period Starts | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} 

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to you Drunk Texting Them | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} 

The Haikyuu Characters Asking you “What Would you Do if I Cheated on you?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} 

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to you Texting Them “Someone Called Me a Bitch” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} 

Incomplete/Upcoming Chapters

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Asking Them “If you Could Get Back With your Favorite Ex, Would you?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4}

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Saying “My Friends Don’t Like Me Anymore” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} 

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to you Asking Them to Rail you | {Oikawa} | {Iwaizumi} | {Matsukawa} | {Makki} | {Kyōtani} | {Kunimi} | {Kindaichi} | {Akaashi} | {Bokuto} | {Terushima} | {Osamu} | {Atsumu} | {Kita} | {Suna} | {Sakusa} | {Komori} | {Daishō} | {Numai} | {Kuguri} | {Sakishima} | {Hoshiumi} | {Daichi} | {Sugawara} | {Asahi} | {Ennoshita} | {Kinoshita} | {Tanaka} | {Nishinoya} | {Kageyama} | {Hinata} | {Tsukishima} | {Semi} | {Tendō} | {Kawanishi} | {Goshiki} | {Shirabu} | {Ushijima} | {Kuroo} | {Kenma} | {Yaku} | {Lev} | {Futakuchi} | {Koganegawa} | {Aone} | {Aran} | {Ukai} | {Yamaguchi} | {Kiyoko} 

The Haikyuu Characters Ask you Why you Never Message Them First | {pt.1} (More coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to “Would you Die For Me?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} 

The Haikyuu Characters Drunk Texting You | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!) 

The Haikyuu Characters Send you a Cheesy Pickup Line | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Text you “I Can’t Sleep” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Ask you “Why are you so Cute?” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Text you “I Want you to Sit on My Face” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Accidentally Sending a Message Meant For Someone Else to you | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Being Clingy | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to your Reaction When They Get Hit on | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to “I Think you Could Have Been Nicer to Me Today” | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Reacting to you Posting a Photo of yourself in a Tight Shirt and Skirt Online | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Pretending Like you Don’t Know Them When They Send you a Sexy Message | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

The Haikyuu Characters Responding to you Pretending to Be your Parent After They Send a Sexy Message | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} (coming soon!)

(Discontinued) The Haikyuu Characters Asking you to Come Cuddle, But you Have to Turn Them Down | {pt.1} | {pt.2} | {pt.3} | {pt.4} | {pt.5} | {pt.6} (I’m sorry, I just really dislike this series and don’t have a lot to say on this one.)

Undateables are here

Lucifer

Lucifer is the most judgmental cat you have ever met.

He has the most accusing stare in the world.

Like " Just do what you plan to do but don’t blame me if you suffer because of it later."

Sometimes you could assume he would take care of you and not the other way around.

He wakes you up every morning at the same time by biting your hand.

Lucifer likes to bite you.

You are secretly 100% sure that this cat is intentionally sadistic.

Lucifer expects to get food at exactly the same time every day.

"Here lives the cat and his servant" reflects the life situation in your home really well.

Lucifer really doesn’t enjoy the outdoors.

He prefers to lie warm inside.

Lucifer has also taken over your bed.

If you don't let him sleep next to you, Lucifer will also make sure you don't get any sleep.

If you have some important work to do without Lucifer staring at you accusingly and meowing loud until you do it.

Mammon

Mammon is a very kleptomaniac cat.

He always steals your wallet and hides it somewhere.

Like your other valuables.

Also, don't let him go out.

Mammon enjoys breaking into other people’s homes and stealing valuables.

Some cats bring a dead mouse or bird to their owner but Mammon usually brings you another person’s wallet or bank card.

After that, he is waiting for your praise.

Mammon still doesn’t understand why you scold him and don’t accept his gifts.

Otherwise, Mammon is really a tsundere cat.

Whenever you try to stroke his Mammon leaves.

Just because he could come back a few minutes later to demand your attention.

Mammon really likes birds.

He often stares at them from the window and tries to grab them with his paws.

Leviathan

This cat really really REALLY likes a lot of water.

Often he lies under the taps in the sink.

And if you put your faucet on, Leviathan will make really happy cat sounds.

The toilet door or the lid of the toilet bowl must be kept closed.

It wouldn’t be the first time Leviathan goes to swim in the toilet bowl.

Then either A) He can’t get up from the toilet bowl or B) Leviathan walks wet straight to your bed or couch to dry.

He will also try to get in the shower with you.

It is best to just lock the door.

Every time you look at Anime you will notice that Leviathan is watching it with you.

Usually he doesn’t come into your arms but during anime it’s common.

Also if you are playing something you will notice Leviathan is watching you.

It’s really hard to get him to go out.

And if you succeed in God's miracle, Leviathan will try to run right back inside.

He keeps a really sad and loud meowing all the time during the outdoors.

Leviathan hates every second.

Satan

Satan cat has a mild anger management problem.

He's all the time fighting with Lucifer about who's boss.

And when he loses Satan will go under your bed to lick his wounds.

This cat is frighteningly smart.

Satan quickly learns how to open doors, boxes, and shattered wires safely.

This cat really doesn’t like dogs.

Usually when a dog gets too close it causes a fight.

You would be worried about that dog.

Satan is really fierce in the fight and has won himself a much bigger dog many times.

Satan, on the other hand, likes a lot of other cats.

Btw we can only imagine the happy look of your acquaintances when you tell that your cat's name is Satan.

Some people really don’t like it.

Satan sometimes has a lot of energy.

Then you have to play with him or he will dissipate his energy by breaking places.

Satan really likes your attention anyway.

Especially if you stroke him.

Asmodeus

Asmo is, to put it nicely, a fucking loud and clinging cat.

His coat needs careful and detailed care.

His nails must also be trimmed regularly.

And Asmo makes sure you remember these things.

Every morning Asmo wakes you up early in the morning to drop his comb on your face and demand attention.

Asmo can be really loud when he wants to be.

I think Asmo would have a popular instagram account.

He is excited when he gets to try on new accessories and pose for a picture.

(Or so it depends on how the cat can pose)

By the way, Asmo is very picky with food.

If it’s not expensive branded food, Asmo refuses to eat it.

Your bed is now mine part2.

Asmo refuses to sleep on the floor but your bed is the only place this "princess" can sleep.

By the way, it's best that you don't let Asmo out.

Because soon you will notice that there are suddenly really many Asmo-looking kittens in your neighborhood.

Cat Asmo is also Horny

Beelzebub

Beel is a “I steal your food whenever I get the chance but I’m so cute you can’t be angry” type of cat.

It feels like Beel is eating something all the time.

Either the food you give or some random mice or birds.

Beel is really good at hunting.

He is a really big cat.

Thanks to its size, Beel is well able to jump on the tables to see if there is anything to eat.

May God have mercy on the day when Beel learned how to open the refrigerator.

In the future, you will need to keep your refrigerator locked.

At least Beel looks like he’s genuinely sorry.

Beel usually carries the cat Belphie with him to various places.

(Or actually pull would probably be a better term)

You can also often see those two lying together.

It's really cute.

Beel is a really active cat.

He loves to run outside and chase different moving things.

Belphegor

This cat has two patterns of behavior and nothing in between.

Either Belphie is the cutest and laziest cat you’ve ever seen or he’ll mess up your stuff and tease you.

He is rarely in a bullying mood but when he is you can pray for mercy.

All your stuff is dropped off the tables, your homework is eaten, the wires are chewed and your curtains are shredded.

Belphie also has a “I know what I do and I enjoy it” look every time he teases you.

In other situations Blephie is a small and cute furry ball.

He always lies in your arms and demands your attention.

You have a hard time getting out of your seat because whenever you do then Belphie starts to keep a horrible sound.

He really loves the warmth of your body.

Usually Belphie looks for the warmest place in the house in the morning and lies there for the next 12 hours.

You have to bring food to him because Belphie is too lazy to get up because of the food.

He enjoys it when you stroke him.

Requested: when Oikawa, Suga and Kenma are alone for the first time with their newborns that won’t stop crying

a/n: I really liked making these even if they might be a lil cheesy

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