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me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

I have found my calling and it is to create niche memes about The Princess Bride (1987, dir. Rob Reiner)

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

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Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013

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