Remus: *trying to read but can’t because James won’t stop ranting about his love for Regulus*
Remus: James, you need to cool it you’re making it so obvious that you love him.
James: I can’t help it. His hair looks so beautiful today and his eyes they’re so heavenly I wish I could look into them forever and oh Merlin when he started speaking French I almost passed away Remus.
Sirius, walking through the door: What the hell?
James: *Runs away full speed, almost crashing into everything*
Sirius to Remus: James is in love with me?
Remus, knowing James is deeply obsessed with Regulus: Yes, James is in love with you. He has been for years.
Remus: You should go talk to him he’s probably heartbroken at your reaction.
Sirius: Okay yeah I’ll go talk to him. It’s not that surprising that he’s in love with me I am incredibly beautiful.
Sirius: *practicing what he’s going to say while leaving to find James*
Remus, finally alone and able to read in peace: ah what a day.