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i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking 

Spent my evening planning a pub crawl around all the establishments from which my great great great grandfather was banned in the 1880s, as unfathomably every single one of them is still open nearly 150 years later, despite barring their best customer

The pub crawl consists of 3 pubs over a 1.5 mile radius, and starts with a visit to a coffee shop that now sits on the site of the barn that my great great great grandfather broke into and slept in after being thrown out of a pub, damaging a vast quantity of hay, resulting in his 28th arrest and a 1 month prison sentence with hard labour

My worthless service dog that has seizures every time I have a seizure

Empathy dog ☺️

Where's the picture of that fucking cake