The Rightful Queen of Asgard

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❝ No! ❞

❝ I can’t do this. ❞

❝ I don’t even want to look at you right now! ❞

❝ (you’re) Pathetic. ❞

❝ I hate you! ❞

❝ I’ve always hated you! ❞

❝ I can’t live like this. ❞

❝ I can’t believe you’d do this! ❞

❝ I just want to go home. ❞

❝ Who said I wanted to exist? ❞

❝ Don’t touch me! ❞

❝ Stay away! ❞

❝ Fuck (off/you/them/it)! ❞

❝ You lied to me? ❞

❝ I’m sorry. ❞

❝ I didn’t mean to upset you. ❞

❝ You can’t go back. ❞

❝ I’m not leaving (you like this). ❞

❝ I’m bleeding. ❞

❝ I’m a monster. ❞

❝ I didn’t mean to! (I still love you.) ❞

❝ Don’t (touch/look at) me. ❞

❝ You disgust me. ❞

❝ Just go! ❞

❝ Who would want to be around me? ❞

❝ They’re dead… ❞

❝ You’re dying! ❞

❝ I’m fine. ❞

❝ I need to get you help! ❞

❝ It’ll (all work out/be okay). ❞

❝ I need an ambulance (right now). ❞

❝ How could you do this (to me)? ❞

❝ Don’t hurt me. ❞

❝ I wish you never existed! ❞

❝ We’re not going to make it! ❞

❝ Stop acting like we’re going to get out of this. ❞

❝ You’re so (pessimistic/optimistic). It needs to stop. ❞

❝ We can’t stop this. ❞

Here, have Tom Hiddleston whispering creepy things into your ear. 

I usually just sit alone at the lunch table but today you decided to sit here too and I appreciate it a lot

The public wifi here sucks and you gave me the password to the teacher’s wifi thank you so much

I want to ask my crush to prom so badly but I can’t think of any ways that aren’t disgustingly sappy or completely lame, help me brainstorm please

You let me copy your notes because I wasn’t paying attention, how can I repay you.

Help me orchestrate the best senior prank our school has ever seen

My friends dared me to ask you out but joke’s on them because you’re actually really cute oh gosh

I accidentally left my blog up on my laptop before I plugged it into the projector and now the whole class has seen it

aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE 

taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that. 

gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN. 

cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.

leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time. 

virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often. 

libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable. 

scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)

sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to. 

capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god. 

aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone. 

             “Bite the hand that feeds,               tap the vein that bleeds.               Down on my bended knees.”

“How charming..”

“Clearly, he did not if I am still alive.”

“I know that part, but that is what he saw.”