ihatemurphy

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

Aries: snapping a candy bar into half.

Taurus: hot showers after swimming.

Gemini: when you have the aux cord and someone asks “what song is this” and that means they like your music taste.

Cancer: using the same brand of shampoo and conditioner and your hair smells and feels heavenly.

Leo: drinking cold water and feeling it go throughout your body.

“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”