I don't run from monsters, they run from me

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

i now firmly believe that the uk getting points is a plot to avenge brexit through economic collapse by having to finance eurovision. all of europe banded together against them. it's the only possible explanation

mika’s suits can be brown, blue, violet sky, hurtful, purple, anything you like, green, mean, everyth

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?