I GOT 9to5 problems but a boss aint one

When my computer freezes while I’m trying to save hours of work.

When my coworker won’t stop talking about their new kid.

When my coworker asks what’s wrong with them?

when i realize it’s only wednesday

when i still can’t wake up on time after the daylight savings time change

when I have to wear my glasses at the office

whenever someone calls me instead of texting

when i get a new office chair

Arriving to work on a Monday

When my boss assigns me a book to read

The one comeback I wish never died.

When my boss gives me a hard time about having my phone with me everywhere around the office

when my coworkers asks where we should go for lunch

When I have an early morning meeting and haven't had my coffee yet

After a few too many at a company happy hour

When I go out late on a work night