// OOC: boundaries, headcanons, & other integral kai info below the cut
Q: WOW, your hair is PERFECT! What hair gel do you use to achieve such perfection?
A: Oh, stop. You flatter me! I use Dapper Dan hair gel, but the rest is all me.
Q: Are you really the red ninja? The super famous, handsome one that has the elemental power of fire?
A: Yes, yes, and yes! Well, aren't you smart?
Q: Can you give me some dating advice?
A: I don't do that anymore. Sorry.
Q: I thought you were on Chirper. Since when are you on here?
A: Uh, since now? Get with the program!
Q: This person has been giving me a hard time. Can you deal with it?
A: I only do official ninja business!
// hi im marth, he/him, im 19 and im @ninblago (thats where this blog follows from, FYI!)
// now, boundaries for this blog:
keep things SFW. suggestive jokes are the furthest i'll allow—key word jokes here. even then, these will probably be tagged. i'm uncomfortable with NSFW and want this account to be a safe space!
i'm a multishipper and am open to allll kinds of shippy stuff*, although i have to ask that you please dont make flirtatious/romantic remarks if youre underage, as it makes me very uncomfortable ^_^"
any roleplay blogs can interact! no matter what canon or timeline theyre from! this also includes other kai blogs!!!! its worth noting that this account is pre-merge though. ok? you also dont even have to be a roleplay blog to interact with kai!!!!
if im uncomfortable with any asks i'll just ignore and delete em! its pretty hard to make me uncomfortable though since im not super squeamish. youre allowed to try and make kai uncomfortable or generally upset as long as you dont do anything too far—im a real guy running this blog, yknow!
*this should go without saying but please dont bring up greenflame to me. i also ask that anyone who ships lloyd with the ninja in general doesnt follow this blog.
this blog is intended to be accessible to anyone, but it will deal with mature themes like trauma, disorder, dissociation, etc. there will also be some swearing and probably mentions of things like smoking cigarettes and stuff.. IDK! nothing too crazy!
NOW FOR KAI INFO!!!!!!!!!
first, a small disclaimer: this blog isnt technically set at any specific point in the timeline—it's at the very least post s11 and pre-merge, which makes him at least 20 years old. he can be from whenever your heart desires! capiche?
- he's autistic and has adhd (i cannot play a neurotypical character ok. its just not possible)
- on a similar note, i headcanon him to have c-ptsd and bipolar 2. not sure if these will be as relevant but! thought id share anyway
- he's a trans man and uses he/him pronouns. he's also bisexual but probably still repressed ❤️🔥
- i always imagine him being ~5'5" because i feel like growing up he was nottt getting the nutrients he needed and ended up being kind of short because of it. my king. so basically hes like 5'5.. if it even comes up at any point lawl
- a lot of this will diverge from canon in small ways or fit how i interpret his personal timeline! dont expect this blog to be 100% accurate to the show, or for me to act perfectly in character (truthfully this blog will probably involve me projecting in several regards so)
- you can ask him anything :) anythinggggg (as long as its appropriate) — about himself, his friends, his life, his powers. plz send me asks i will be forever indebted to you i get enrichment this way
UPDATE: he has a reference now, which is linked, but i kept these edits attached below because i do think theyre cute even if theyre a little amateur:)
tags that i'll use for organization purposes:
#forging the fire - general posts
#blazing a trail - more lit (?) posts as opposed to standard blog posts
#its getting lit - semi-lit replies to other blogs, likely to be used in tandem with other reply tag
#ignition key - replying to another blog
#burning questions - answering asks
#updating fans - answering asks that arent questions
#gallery - pictures / my art
#// ooc ; #// ooc post - anything i post or reblog out of character
character specific for replying to other blogs (yes theyre flower themed. i'll add more as they come up):
#🌊 — water hyacinth - nya
#🌱 — living lace fern - lloyd
#⚡️ — blue delphinium - jay
#🪨 — orange marigold - cole
#❄️ — white gardenia - zane
#🍃 — dracula orchid - morro
#🕷️ — foxglove - harumi
that should be all ❤️🔥 lets play and have fun ok? i dont bite. please put your hand between the bars of my enclosure haha i promise i dont bite
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Okay, so.. I kind of haven't posted in, like, a while. Some crazy stuff was going on at the monastery. (Sensei also said I shouldn't be on my phone too much because I have an "addictive personality," whatever that means. I guess people just like me too much?)
Anyway, while I was gone, someone asked me to make a video of me playing Solitaire on the shared computer. I don't know how to do that. So Lloyd set it up for me, and I guess I can share it, since I'm sure my fans really miss me.
Youtube: FLAMEON13 - Playing Solitaire on the monastery computer
Morro sighed knocking on the doors of the crossroads monastery which was actually the ninjargan monastery....his home
@protective-breeze
Amidst the chaos of the last week, give or take, Kai has hardly been at the monastery. He'd argue it's not by choice, citing "ninja stuff" as the reason for keeping so busy, but the truth is that he's trying not to give himself time to think.
By some miracle, he's there now, and he hears someone knocking on the door. If someone's at the monastery on a random day like this, it has to be really important.
He opens up the doors, and there he is—Morro. Kai's eyes widen in shock and he tenses up on instinct, his hand hovering in the air.
"Morro? What— How, uh, how are you even–" he stammers, the words not coming out easily. He furrows his brows in frustration, though it's not clear at what. "How are you here?"
Kai looks around, trying to make sure this isn't some trick or prank. He takes a step back and crosses his arms.
"Okay, is this you you, or some illusion, or some weird vision, or what?" he asks in exasperation, quirking a brow.
If anything, Kai looks offended, unappreciative of the fact that Morro just pushed past him like he owned the place.
"What are you talking about?" he asks through gritted teeth, doing his best to keep his temper in check. He reminds himself to stay grounded, even if he may be leaving singed footprints in his wake.
"I was trying to be nice, but I'm getting the feeling you're not gonna return the favor."
Kai is seriously getting tired of this cryptic nonsense he's being put through. Maybe he's having another nightmare. It's easier if it's a nightmare.
His curiosity wins out a little. "Why are you looking for Sensei? Is there another threat we need to worry about? World-ending danger?"
"did you find the scroll....?" Morro looks like he's been in shock .."you need to know the overlord is going to come back too ... And Lloyds crazy ex is alive"
There's so much being said that Kai can hardly take a second to process it, his fiery demeanor quickly dying down into embers.
"Yeah, I found the, uh, the scroll," he says, tensing up again. The mere thought of the scroll makes him uneasy—FSM, he's even been having nightmares about the thing!
Kai's dread only deepens when Morro starts talking about the Overlord, and then Harumi, and.. He's definitely feeling the anxiety set in now.
"The Overlord?" he exclaims, not wanting to believe it. This sounds like stuff he'd have nightmares of. He's seriously, actually living a nightmare right now. "What do you– How can that even be..?"
"the balance isn't just something father says Kai it's literal.... That's why grandfather split the island in two halves because the balance was out of scale........ " Morro sighed "I think ...the overlord is part of natural order... unfortunately"
He frowns, already failing at the advice to be optimistic. Now he's worried he'll get in his head about everything again.
"I'm trying to," he protests weakly, his voice coming out smaller than he wanted it to. "It's just so hard."
"For a little bit, I felt like I was at peace with my life. I felt like I was on top of the world."
Kai looks away, suddenly very conscious of himself. "Now I feel like I don't know anything. I should be happy because everything is fine again, but I'm not."
"I'm trying," Kai says again, though it seems more like he's trying to convince himself than Morro.
"go ask your mother .... She was always kind and wise to me when I was alive... " Morro smiled gently to Kai nodding to the front doors of the monastery
"I got took in during the final days of the serpentine war.... So I kind of met most of them... ..except for the time twins they were gone by the time I was adopted"
"I can't even begin to imagine what that was like."
Despite that, Kai does try to imagine it, but it's no easy feat to visualize what's basically history to him. It had to have been several decades ago, at this point..
"It's definitely a good thing you didn't have to meet those guys," Kai says, clenching his fist. "I mean, seriously!"
"The rest sounds.. kinda cool, though. Meeting the past Elemental Masters.. I wish I could've met them. What was it like?"
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Oh. Right. Kinda.. forgot about all the weird timeline stuff. And here I was thinking I had to be worried about you trying to take over Ninjago again.
Wait a minute. I'm so not annoying! I'm awesome! Clearly better than any other versions.
Pause again. Other versions? More than one? I knew I had a crazy future in store, but.. Ugh, this is so confusing, dude! I mean, girl? This is so confusing, girl!
// OOC: soo fair.. it happens 🙂↕️ tough to juggle multiple blogs.. 0_0
No... No, I'm not interested in that anymore... Mostly given that Ninjago isn't Ninjago anymore... I don't see a point in that.
Whatever keeps your sleep, fire ninja. I couldn't care less how you lie to yourself.
... Are you saying you don't—oh. Oh.. you're one of those from before the merge, huh? That explains it. Then I shan't say much if it alters your concept of reality but what you should know that there's definitely more of you on this... internet site or whatever.
Well.. As long as you don't have any evil scheming going on, I guess that's okay? Don't expect me to get all buddy-buddy, though!
Besides, I'm not lying! I'm super awesome! Maybe you need to get your eyes checked, or something.
..You're another future person? How is everyone except me from the future on here?! That's not fair at all! It can't be too bad if there's more of me out there, I guess. The world could use more Kai!
What the world, as of now, needs is balance. It needs restoration... Especially with the ever more frequent mergequakes... But you wouldn't know, being from the past and all.
I suppose I should find the ninja from my timeline but it's actually very entertaining to pester you about the foreboding future. Like dangling the opportunity infront of you and being delighted at your failure of grasping it.
I know plenty of stuff about balance—it's practically my middle name! Sensei's always talking about it, so I'd have to be pretty dumb not to get it by now.
..What's with everyone from the future being so.. I dunno, mean..? I thought the first rule of time travel is that you can't mess with the past and, if I've got the facts right, I'm from the past, and you're messing with me! I can grasp the future just fine, y'know!
What part of entertainment do you not understand, sparks?
That is not the type of balance I'm—forget it. The future you will find out soon enough and I am not obliged to make you understand the severity of the.. happenings in the present world.
Must i remind you of who you're speaking to? Me? I certainly don't recall being renowned for kindness. As for your queries though, I'd admit that if this changes the course of my present, then the "future" isn't as reliable as either of us take it to be.
I'm a ninja, not an entertainer! I don't get what's so fun about being all ominous and confusing.
Look, I get the future probably sucks or whatever, but the world has almost ended, like.. A lot. Whatever it is, I can handle it! I've literally done all sorts of training for this kind of thing. Enduring, and stuff.
Just because you've got a messy track record, doesn't mean you have to swear off being nice forever. Sure, you did try to take over all of Ninjago, and tried to kill a lot of people, and probably did kill a lot of people, but, uh..
No, that's it, actually. I'm trying to find something nice to say, but I think I'd just be searching forever. This future talk is giving me a serious headache.
Back flipping ninja... Ring throwing monkey... Tomato-tomahto, as they say, yes?
You're not ready for the future as you are now and that is exactly why no one is willing to tell you directly.. and yes, the pestering is rather fun too.
Oh, I'm flattered that you tried. Though there may be goodness in me that I am not acting upon, it can be said that I am frankly dormant in my ... villainous activities. I don't plan on terrorising anyone anymore, save for the occasional "dilly-dallying" here and there, if you know what I mean.
Oh, that is so not cool! I mean, not the ring throwing monkeys—that's actually awesome, I didn't know they could do that. But comparing me to an animal is messed up! Unless you compared me to, like, a lion, or a tiger, or something..
Not the, uh, the point. I'm ready for the future! People just aren't telling me because they're underestimating me, duh. Just means I can take them by surprise when I prove how completely ready I am! That, and I think the timeline is already kinda messed up, at this point.
I guess dilly-dallying is fine. I've got my eye on you, though! Trust me, if you start getting all villainous again, I'll be ready. Like, so ready that you won't even be ready! For how ready I am. You're gonna go to the ready store and they'll be all out 'cause I bought all their stock. For sure.
What are you, delirious? Why would you be anything other than a monkey?—just take a look at that hair.
And just what are you rambling on about? I'm not the one who should be teaching you conversation etiquette.. lord.. you are far from ready and no matter how much that sounds like something your Sense Huwa, or whatever his name is, would say, it is very frankly true.
Because—and I genuinely am complaining—if you were ready if at present, then there wouldn't be the frequent mergequakes happening. But you're not even aware of what those are..
Uh, last time I checked, monkeys don't have hair. If they did, it wouldn't be nearly as awesome as mine. Not even close!
I'm not rambling on about anything! Maybe I'm rambling a little.. But it's only about how ready I am! You know I'm not good at improvising stuff! Also, how would you know how ready I am? You don't even know that his name is Wu! Sensei Wu. It's not that hard!
Whatever a mergequake is, it doesn't sound like a big problem. I mean, that'd be a silly name for a big problem. Mergequake? Who comes up with this stuff? What is it, some kind of weird earthquake? I bet Cole's an expert on that stuff! See? Totally prepared!
Hm... I didn't understand before, but I definitely now understand why "Lloyd does the talking".
And hah! My, you have such a way with words—earthquakes... haha.. lord, you have much, much, to learn.
But with all the sincerity i could possibly muster, have you genuinely no idea of what happens in the near future? Surely these "anons" have done some damage chit chat about it..
Okay, I'll admit, Lloyd is way better at talking than I am—it's not like it's easy talking to people who tried to kill you! Or, uh, a version of someone who tried to kill you? I have no clue.
What's that supposed to mean? How is it not an earthquake? Why else would it even be named that??
Chit chat is a really generous thing to call it. Best I've got is, uh.. Something about scrolls, Sensei Wu not telling us something, andd.. I think some other vague stuff. You know, about the balance and how evil will always exist, or whatever. Kinda hard to make heads or tails of it when I've got so much going on!
Oh. Right. Kinda.. forgot about all the weird timeline stuff. And here I was thinking I had to be worried about you trying to take over Ninjago again.
Wait a minute. I'm so not annoying! I'm awesome! Clearly better than any other versions.
Pause again. Other versions? More than one? I knew I had a crazy future in store, but.. Ugh, this is so confusing, dude! I mean, girl? This is so confusing, girl!
// OOC: soo fair.. it happens 🙂↕️ tough to juggle multiple blogs.. 0_0
No... No, I'm not interested in that anymore... Mostly given that Ninjago isn't Ninjago anymore... I don't see a point in that.
Whatever keeps your sleep, fire ninja. I couldn't care less how you lie to yourself.
... Are you saying you don't—oh. Oh.. you're one of those from before the merge, huh? That explains it. Then I shan't say much if it alters your concept of reality but what you should know that there's definitely more of you on this... internet site or whatever.
Well.. As long as you don't have any evil scheming going on, I guess that's okay? Don't expect me to get all buddy-buddy, though!
Besides, I'm not lying! I'm super awesome! Maybe you need to get your eyes checked, or something.
..You're another future person? How is everyone except me from the future on here?! That's not fair at all! It can't be too bad if there's more of me out there, I guess. The world could use more Kai!
What the world, as of now, needs is balance. It needs restoration... Especially with the ever more frequent mergequakes... But you wouldn't know, being from the past and all.
I suppose I should find the ninja from my timeline but it's actually very entertaining to pester you about the foreboding future. Like dangling the opportunity infront of you and being delighted at your failure of grasping it.
I know plenty of stuff about balance—it's practically my middle name! Sensei's always talking about it, so I'd have to be pretty dumb not to get it by now.
..What's with everyone from the future being so.. I dunno, mean..? I thought the first rule of time travel is that you can't mess with the past and, if I've got the facts right, I'm from the past, and you're messing with me! I can grasp the future just fine, y'know!
What part of entertainment do you not understand, sparks?
That is not the type of balance I'm—forget it. The future you will find out soon enough and I am not obliged to make you understand the severity of the.. happenings in the present world.
Must i remind you of who you're speaking to? Me? I certainly don't recall being renowned for kindness. As for your queries though, I'd admit that if this changes the course of my present, then the "future" isn't as reliable as either of us take it to be.
I'm a ninja, not an entertainer! I don't get what's so fun about being all ominous and confusing.
Look, I get the future probably sucks or whatever, but the world has almost ended, like.. A lot. Whatever it is, I can handle it! I've literally done all sorts of training for this kind of thing. Enduring, and stuff.
Just because you've got a messy track record, doesn't mean you have to swear off being nice forever. Sure, you did try to take over all of Ninjago, and tried to kill a lot of people, and probably did kill a lot of people, but, uh..
No, that's it, actually. I'm trying to find something nice to say, but I think I'd just be searching forever. This future talk is giving me a serious headache.
Back flipping ninja... Ring throwing monkey... Tomato-tomahto, as they say, yes?
You're not ready for the future as you are now and that is exactly why no one is willing to tell you directly.. and yes, the pestering is rather fun too.
Oh, I'm flattered that you tried. Though there may be goodness in me that I am not acting upon, it can be said that I am frankly dormant in my ... villainous activities. I don't plan on terrorising anyone anymore, save for the occasional "dilly-dallying" here and there, if you know what I mean.
Oh, that is so not cool! I mean, not the ring throwing monkeys—that's actually awesome, I didn't know they could do that. But comparing me to an animal is messed up! Unless you compared me to, like, a lion, or a tiger, or something..
Not the, uh, the point. I'm ready for the future! People just aren't telling me because they're underestimating me, duh. Just means I can take them by surprise when I prove how completely ready I am! That, and I think the timeline is already kinda messed up, at this point.
I guess dilly-dallying is fine. I've got my eye on you, though! Trust me, if you start getting all villainous again, I'll be ready. Like, so ready that you won't even be ready! For how ready I am. You're gonna go to the ready store and they'll be all out 'cause I bought all their stock. For sure.
What are you, delirious? Why would you be anything other than a monkey?—just take a look at that hair.
And just what are you rambling on about? I'm not the one who should be teaching you conversation etiquette.. lord.. you are far from ready and no matter how much that sounds like something your Sense Huwa, or whatever his name is, would say, it is very frankly true.
Because—and I genuinely am complaining—if you were ready if at present, then there wouldn't be the frequent mergequakes happening. But you're not even aware of what those are..
Uh, last time I checked, monkeys don't have hair. If they did, it wouldn't be nearly as awesome as mine. Not even close!
I'm not rambling on about anything! Maybe I'm rambling a little.. But it's only about how ready I am! You know I'm not good at improvising stuff! Also, how would you know how ready I am? You don't even know that his name is Wu! Sensei Wu. It's not that hard!
Whatever a mergequake is, it doesn't sound like a big problem. I mean, that'd be a silly name for a big problem. Mergequake? Who comes up with this stuff? What is it, some kind of weird earthquake? I bet Cole's an expert on that stuff! See? Totally prepared!
Oh. Right. Kinda.. forgot about all the weird timeline stuff. And here I was thinking I had to be worried about you trying to take over Ninjago again.
Wait a minute. I'm so not annoying! I'm awesome! Clearly better than any other versions.
Pause again. Other versions? More than one? I knew I had a crazy future in store, but.. Ugh, this is so confusing, dude! I mean, girl? This is so confusing, girl!
// OOC: soo fair.. it happens 🙂↕️ tough to juggle multiple blogs.. 0_0
No... No, I'm not interested in that anymore... Mostly given that Ninjago isn't Ninjago anymore... I don't see a point in that.
Whatever keeps your sleep, fire ninja. I couldn't care less how you lie to yourself.
... Are you saying you don't—oh. Oh.. you're one of those from before the merge, huh? That explains it. Then I shan't say much if it alters your concept of reality but what you should know that there's definitely more of you on this... internet site or whatever.
Well.. As long as you don't have any evil scheming going on, I guess that's okay? Don't expect me to get all buddy-buddy, though!
Besides, I'm not lying! I'm super awesome! Maybe you need to get your eyes checked, or something.
..You're another future person? How is everyone except me from the future on here?! That's not fair at all! It can't be too bad if there's more of me out there, I guess. The world could use more Kai!
What the world, as of now, needs is balance. It needs restoration... Especially with the ever more frequent mergequakes... But you wouldn't know, being from the past and all.
I suppose I should find the ninja from my timeline but it's actually very entertaining to pester you about the foreboding future. Like dangling the opportunity infront of you and being delighted at your failure of grasping it.
I know plenty of stuff about balance—it's practically my middle name! Sensei's always talking about it, so I'd have to be pretty dumb not to get it by now.
..What's with everyone from the future being so.. I dunno, mean..? I thought the first rule of time travel is that you can't mess with the past and, if I've got the facts right, I'm from the past, and you're messing with me! I can grasp the future just fine, y'know!
What part of entertainment do you not understand, sparks?
That is not the type of balance I'm—forget it. The future you will find out soon enough and I am not obliged to make you understand the severity of the.. happenings in the present world.
Must i remind you of who you're speaking to? Me? I certainly don't recall being renowned for kindness. As for your queries though, I'd admit that if this changes the course of my present, then the "future" isn't as reliable as either of us take it to be.
I'm a ninja, not an entertainer! I don't get what's so fun about being all ominous and confusing.
Look, I get the future probably sucks or whatever, but the world has almost ended, like.. A lot. Whatever it is, I can handle it! I've literally done all sorts of training for this kind of thing. Enduring, and stuff.
Just because you've got a messy track record, doesn't mean you have to swear off being nice forever. Sure, you did try to take over all of Ninjago, and tried to kill a lot of people, and probably did kill a lot of people, but, uh..
No, that's it, actually. I'm trying to find something nice to say, but I think I'd just be searching forever. This future talk is giving me a serious headache.
Back flipping ninja... Ring throwing monkey... Tomato-tomahto, as they say, yes?
You're not ready for the future as you are now and that is exactly why no one is willing to tell you directly.. and yes, the pestering is rather fun too.
Oh, I'm flattered that you tried. Though there may be goodness in me that I am not acting upon, it can be said that I am frankly dormant in my ... villainous activities. I don't plan on terrorising anyone anymore, save for the occasional "dilly-dallying" here and there, if you know what I mean.
Oh, that is so not cool! I mean, not the ring throwing monkeys—that's actually awesome, I didn't know they could do that. But comparing me to an animal is messed up! Unless you compared me to, like, a lion, or a tiger, or something..
Not the, uh, the point. I'm ready for the future! People just aren't telling me because they're underestimating me, duh. Just means I can take them by surprise when I prove how completely ready I am! That, and I think the timeline is already kinda messed up, at this point.
I guess dilly-dallying is fine. I've got my eye on you, though! Trust me, if you start getting all villainous again, I'll be ready. Like, so ready that you won't even be ready! For how ready I am. You're gonna go to the ready store and they'll be all out 'cause I bought all their stock. For sure.
Morro sighed knocking on the doors of the crossroads monastery which was actually the ninjargan monastery....his home
@protective-breeze
Amidst the chaos of the last week, give or take, Kai has hardly been at the monastery. He'd argue it's not by choice, citing "ninja stuff" as the reason for keeping so busy, but the truth is that he's trying not to give himself time to think.
By some miracle, he's there now, and he hears someone knocking on the door. If someone's at the monastery on a random day like this, it has to be really important.
He opens up the doors, and there he is—Morro. Kai's eyes widen in shock and he tenses up on instinct, his hand hovering in the air.
"Morro? What— How, uh, how are you even–" he stammers, the words not coming out easily. He furrows his brows in frustration, though it's not clear at what. "How are you here?"
Kai looks around, trying to make sure this isn't some trick or prank. He takes a step back and crosses his arms.
"Okay, is this you you, or some illusion, or some weird vision, or what?" he asks in exasperation, quirking a brow.
If anything, Kai looks offended, unappreciative of the fact that Morro just pushed past him like he owned the place.
"What are you talking about?" he asks through gritted teeth, doing his best to keep his temper in check. He reminds himself to stay grounded, even if he may be leaving singed footprints in his wake.
"I was trying to be nice, but I'm getting the feeling you're not gonna return the favor."
Kai is seriously getting tired of this cryptic nonsense he's being put through. Maybe he's having another nightmare. It's easier if it's a nightmare.
His curiosity wins out a little. "Why are you looking for Sensei? Is there another threat we need to worry about? World-ending danger?"
"did you find the scroll....?" Morro looks like he's been in shock .."you need to know the overlord is going to come back too ... And Lloyds crazy ex is alive"
There's so much being said that Kai can hardly take a second to process it, his fiery demeanor quickly dying down into embers.
"Yeah, I found the, uh, the scroll," he says, tensing up again. The mere thought of the scroll makes him uneasy—FSM, he's even been having nightmares about the thing!
Kai's dread only deepens when Morro starts talking about the Overlord, and then Harumi, and.. He's definitely feeling the anxiety set in now.
"The Overlord?" he exclaims, not wanting to believe it. This sounds like stuff he'd have nightmares of. He's seriously, actually living a nightmare right now. "What do you– How can that even be..?"
"the balance isn't just something father says Kai it's literal.... That's why grandfather split the island in two halves because the balance was out of scale........ " Morro sighed "I think ...the overlord is part of natural order... unfortunately"
He frowns, already failing at the advice to be optimistic. Now he's worried he'll get in his head about everything again.
"I'm trying to," he protests weakly, his voice coming out smaller than he wanted it to. "It's just so hard."
"For a little bit, I felt like I was at peace with my life. I felt like I was on top of the world."
Kai looks away, suddenly very conscious of himself. "Now I feel like I don't know anything. I should be happy because everything is fine again, but I'm not."
"I'm trying," Kai says again, though it seems more like he's trying to convince himself than Morro.
"go ask your mother .... She was always kind and wise to me when I was alive... " Morro smiled gently to Kai nodding to the front doors of the monastery
Me? Feeling okay? Ha. Haha. I'm doing great! Come to think of it, I haven't been this productive in, what, months?
I've been cleaning the monastery. You know, for fun. I've been patrolling more, visiting the noodle shop, volunteering.. Super busy with important ninja business. I'm practically on fire! Yeaaahh. I'm doing great. Why? Did someone tell you I wasn't doing great? Are people spreading rumors about me?
Me? Psh, I love cleaning! Sensei always says we need to be more responsible, so I'm just applying those lessons to my life! Besides, you say that like I'm messy. I keep my stuff pretty neat, you know!
Not only that, but Sensei's really grilling me about harmonizing with myself. I'm so harmonized right now. Like you wouldn't believe! Nothing to worry about!
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Morro sighed knocking on the doors of the crossroads monastery which was actually the ninjargan monastery....his home
@protective-breeze
Amidst the chaos of the last week, give or take, Kai has hardly been at the monastery. He'd argue it's not by choice, citing "ninja stuff" as the reason for keeping so busy, but the truth is that he's trying not to give himself time to think.
By some miracle, he's there now, and he hears someone knocking on the door. If someone's at the monastery on a random day like this, it has to be really important.
He opens up the doors, and there he is—Morro. Kai's eyes widen in shock and he tenses up on instinct, his hand hovering in the air.
"Morro? What— How, uh, how are you even–" he stammers, the words not coming out easily. He furrows his brows in frustration, though it's not clear at what. "How are you here?"
Kai looks around, trying to make sure this isn't some trick or prank. He takes a step back and crosses his arms.
"Okay, is this you you, or some illusion, or some weird vision, or what?" he asks in exasperation, quirking a brow.
If anything, Kai looks offended, unappreciative of the fact that Morro just pushed past him like he owned the place.
"What are you talking about?" he asks through gritted teeth, doing his best to keep his temper in check. He reminds himself to stay grounded, even if he may be leaving singed footprints in his wake.
"I was trying to be nice, but I'm getting the feeling you're not gonna return the favor."
Kai is seriously getting tired of this cryptic nonsense he's being put through. Maybe he's having another nightmare. It's easier if it's a nightmare.
His curiosity wins out a little. "Why are you looking for Sensei? Is there another threat we need to worry about? World-ending danger?"
"did you find the scroll....?" Morro looks like he's been in shock .."you need to know the overlord is going to come back too ... And Lloyds crazy ex is alive"
There's so much being said that Kai can hardly take a second to process it, his fiery demeanor quickly dying down into embers.
"Yeah, I found the, uh, the scroll," he says, tensing up again. The mere thought of the scroll makes him uneasy—FSM, he's even been having nightmares about the thing!
Kai's dread only deepens when Morro starts talking about the Overlord, and then Harumi, and.. He's definitely feeling the anxiety set in now.
"The Overlord?" he exclaims, not wanting to believe it. This sounds like stuff he'd have nightmares of. He's seriously, actually living a nightmare right now. "What do you– How can that even be..?"
"the balance isn't just something father says Kai it's literal.... That's why grandfather split the island in two halves because the balance was out of scale........ " Morro sighed "I think ...the overlord is part of natural order... unfortunately"
He frowns, already failing at the advice to be optimistic. Now he's worried he'll get in his head about everything again.
"I'm trying to," he protests weakly, his voice coming out smaller than he wanted it to. "It's just so hard."
"For a little bit, I felt like I was at peace with my life. I felt like I was on top of the world."
Kai looks away, suddenly very conscious of himself. "Now I feel like I don't know anything. I should be happy because everything is fine again, but I'm not."
"I'm trying," Kai says again, though it seems more like he's trying to convince himself than Morro.
Me? Feeling okay? Ha. Haha. I'm doing great! Come to think of it, I haven't been this productive in, what, months?
I've been cleaning the monastery. You know, for fun. I've been patrolling more, visiting the noodle shop, volunteering.. Super busy with important ninja business. I'm practically on fire! Yeaaahh. I'm doing great. Why? Did someone tell you I wasn't doing great? Are people spreading rumors about me?
Oh. Right. Kinda.. forgot about all the weird timeline stuff. And here I was thinking I had to be worried about you trying to take over Ninjago again.
Wait a minute. I'm so not annoying! I'm awesome! Clearly better than any other versions.
Pause again. Other versions? More than one? I knew I had a crazy future in store, but.. Ugh, this is so confusing, dude! I mean, girl? This is so confusing, girl!
// OOC: soo fair.. it happens 🙂↕️ tough to juggle multiple blogs.. 0_0
No... No, I'm not interested in that anymore... Mostly given that Ninjago isn't Ninjago anymore... I don't see a point in that.
Whatever keeps your sleep, fire ninja. I couldn't care less how you lie to yourself.
... Are you saying you don't—oh. Oh.. you're one of those from before the merge, huh? That explains it. Then I shan't say much if it alters your concept of reality but what you should know that there's definitely more of you on this... internet site or whatever.
Well.. As long as you don't have any evil scheming going on, I guess that's okay? Don't expect me to get all buddy-buddy, though!
Besides, I'm not lying! I'm super awesome! Maybe you need to get your eyes checked, or something.
..You're another future person? How is everyone except me from the future on here?! That's not fair at all! It can't be too bad if there's more of me out there, I guess. The world could use more Kai!
What the world, as of now, needs is balance. It needs restoration... Especially with the ever more frequent mergequakes... But you wouldn't know, being from the past and all.
I suppose I should find the ninja from my timeline but it's actually very entertaining to pester you about the foreboding future. Like dangling the opportunity infront of you and being delighted at your failure of grasping it.
I know plenty of stuff about balance—it's practically my middle name! Sensei's always talking about it, so I'd have to be pretty dumb not to get it by now.
..What's with everyone from the future being so.. I dunno, mean..? I thought the first rule of time travel is that you can't mess with the past and, if I've got the facts right, I'm from the past, and you're messing with me! I can grasp the future just fine, y'know!
What part of entertainment do you not understand, sparks?
That is not the type of balance I'm—forget it. The future you will find out soon enough and I am not obliged to make you understand the severity of the.. happenings in the present world.
Must i remind you of who you're speaking to? Me? I certainly don't recall being renowned for kindness. As for your queries though, I'd admit that if this changes the course of my present, then the "future" isn't as reliable as either of us take it to be.
I'm a ninja, not an entertainer! I don't get what's so fun about being all ominous and confusing.
Look, I get the future probably sucks or whatever, but the world has almost ended, like.. A lot. Whatever it is, I can handle it! I've literally done all sorts of training for this kind of thing. Enduring, and stuff.
Just because you've got a messy track record, doesn't mean you have to swear off being nice forever. Sure, you did try to take over all of Ninjago, and tried to kill a lot of people, and probably did kill a lot of people, but, uh..
No, that's it, actually. I'm trying to find something nice to say, but I think I'd just be searching forever. This future talk is giving me a serious headache.
Oh. Right. Kinda.. forgot about all the weird timeline stuff. And here I was thinking I had to be worried about you trying to take over Ninjago again.
Wait a minute. I'm so not annoying! I'm awesome! Clearly better than any other versions.
Pause again. Other versions? More than one? I knew I had a crazy future in store, but.. Ugh, this is so confusing, dude! I mean, girl? This is so confusing, girl!
// OOC: soo fair.. it happens 🙂↕️ tough to juggle multiple blogs.. 0_0
No... No, I'm not interested in that anymore... Mostly given that Ninjago isn't Ninjago anymore... I don't see a point in that.
Whatever keeps your sleep, fire ninja. I couldn't care less how you lie to yourself.
... Are you saying you don't—oh. Oh.. you're one of those from before the merge, huh? That explains it. Then I shan't say much if it alters your concept of reality but what you should know that there's definitely more of you on this... internet site or whatever.
Well.. As long as you don't have any evil scheming going on, I guess that's okay? Don't expect me to get all buddy-buddy, though!
Besides, I'm not lying! I'm super awesome! Maybe you need to get your eyes checked, or something.
..You're another future person? How is everyone except me from the future on here?! That's not fair at all! It can't be too bad if there's more of me out there, I guess. The world could use more Kai!
What the world, as of now, needs is balance. It needs restoration... Especially with the ever more frequent mergequakes... But you wouldn't know, being from the past and all.
I suppose I should find the ninja from my timeline but it's actually very entertaining to pester you about the foreboding future. Like dangling the opportunity infront of you and being delighted at your failure of grasping it.
I know plenty of stuff about balance—it's practically my middle name! Sensei's always talking about it, so I'd have to be pretty dumb not to get it by now.
..What's with everyone from the future being so.. I dunno, mean..? I thought the first rule of time travel is that you can't mess with the past and, if I've got the facts right, I'm from the past, and you're messing with me! I can grasp the future just fine, y'know!
After all... Being lost among a world unfamiliar...
It's terrifying, isn't it?
- Mysti
(OoC: Okay, @mistykitten-gxm, chat... What did I get possessed by to talk like a philosopher lmaooo, this isn't even an OC I just wanted to be a mysterious writierrr)
..What? Huh? Is this another weird oracle message, or what?
If you're asking me about all this future business.. I'm pretty sure most people would be worried about this kind of thing. Terrifying is a strong word for it, though. I'm a fearless ninja!
And if I was terrified, who wouldn't be? It's not like I just got done dealing with some really heavy stuff that dug up a lot of things I wanted to leave behind forever, or like I feel totally helpless at the hands of destiny. Nope. Not at all.. Definitely dealing with everything in a super normal way.
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Morro sighed knocking on the doors of the crossroads monastery which was actually the ninjargan monastery....his home
@protective-breeze
Amidst the chaos of the last week, give or take, Kai has hardly been at the monastery. He'd argue it's not by choice, citing "ninja stuff" as the reason for keeping so busy, but the truth is that he's trying not to give himself time to think.
By some miracle, he's there now, and he hears someone knocking on the door. If someone's at the monastery on a random day like this, it has to be really important.
He opens up the doors, and there he is—Morro. Kai's eyes widen in shock and he tenses up on instinct, his hand hovering in the air.
"Morro? What— How, uh, how are you even–" he stammers, the words not coming out easily. He furrows his brows in frustration, though it's not clear at what. "How are you here?"
Kai looks around, trying to make sure this isn't some trick or prank. He takes a step back and crosses his arms.
"Okay, is this you you, or some illusion, or some weird vision, or what?" he asks in exasperation, quirking a brow.
If anything, Kai looks offended, unappreciative of the fact that Morro just pushed past him like he owned the place.
"What are you talking about?" he asks through gritted teeth, doing his best to keep his temper in check. He reminds himself to stay grounded, even if he may be leaving singed footprints in his wake.
"I was trying to be nice, but I'm getting the feeling you're not gonna return the favor."
Kai is seriously getting tired of this cryptic nonsense he's being put through. Maybe he's having another nightmare. It's easier if it's a nightmare.
His curiosity wins out a little. "Why are you looking for Sensei? Is there another threat we need to worry about? World-ending danger?"
"did you find the scroll....?" Morro looks like he's been in shock .."you need to know the overlord is going to come back too ... And Lloyds crazy ex is alive"
There's so much being said that Kai can hardly take a second to process it, his fiery demeanor quickly dying down into embers.
"Yeah, I found the, uh, the scroll," he says, tensing up again. The mere thought of the scroll makes him uneasy—FSM, he's even been having nightmares about the thing!
Kai's dread only deepens when Morro starts talking about the Overlord, and then Harumi, and.. He's definitely feeling the anxiety set in now.
"The Overlord?" he exclaims, not wanting to believe it. This sounds like stuff he'd have nightmares of. He's seriously, actually living a nightmare right now. "What do you– How can that even be..?"
"the balance isn't just something father says Kai it's literal.... That's why grandfather split the island in two halves because the balance was out of scale........ " Morro sighed "I think ...the overlord is part of natural order... unfortunately"
Oh. Right. Kinda.. forgot about all the weird timeline stuff. And here I was thinking I had to be worried about you trying to take over Ninjago again.
Wait a minute. I'm so not annoying! I'm awesome! Clearly better than any other versions.
Pause again. Other versions? More than one? I knew I had a crazy future in store, but.. Ugh, this is so confusing, dude! I mean, girl? This is so confusing, girl!
// OOC: soo fair.. it happens 🙂↕️ tough to juggle multiple blogs.. 0_0
No... No, I'm not interested in that anymore... Mostly given that Ninjago isn't Ninjago anymore... I don't see a point in that.
Whatever keeps your sleep, fire ninja. I couldn't care less how you lie to yourself.
... Are you saying you don't—oh. Oh.. you're one of those from before the merge, huh? That explains it. Then I shan't say much if it alters your concept of reality but what you should know that there's definitely more of you on this... internet site or whatever.
Well.. As long as you don't have any evil scheming going on, I guess that's okay? Don't expect me to get all buddy-buddy, though!
Besides, I'm not lying! I'm super awesome! Maybe you need to get your eyes checked, or something.
..You're another future person? How is everyone except me from the future on here?! That's not fair at all! It can't be too bad if there's more of me out there, I guess. The world could use more Kai!
