j'vais là où mes pieds m'traînent

La prochaine fois qu'une voiture ne s'arrête pas quand j'attends au passage pour piéton je vais faire semblant de me jeter sous ses pneus pour lui donner un petit trauma... Rien à foutre car rien à perdre

Earlier I was like hey I'm not falling asleep at at the cinema this time guess I'm not tired today ✌️ blatantly ignoring every other detail like the way every time I move my eyeballs to look to the sides I get so dizzy and this sort of internal pressure that makes me feel like I will faint

The woman next to me had this perfume I didnt like but I was like why does it smell so familiar. Eventually I realized it's the one I bought last summer with the gift voucher my aunt gave me. Suffice to say that decision was a flop.

J'aime pas quand les gens appellent une bite un "engin" ce mot ne correspond pas à ce que c'est, je propose une "babiole"

I had never noticed the creature from the black lagoon is painted on a wall at this cinema... My thought process on this reminded me i had started a joking list of horror movie creatures ranked by fuckability but I never watched enough for it to become real

Every day there's a different guy w a beard driving by that I'm not sure is my cousin or not..... Today I went as far as smiling at him before realizing it probably wasnt him .... Wtf can I do about it they all look the same

Wearing jeans and a jacket.... Not even ripped knee jeans. No skin showing I feel sick

I miss reading what's it gonna take to be able to again

Je viens d'apprendre que Léna Situations et Seb la frite se sont séparés... Trop dommage j'avais envie de voir leurs petit.e.s Situations-Frite

One of my mom's new coworkers keeps making AI songs based on whatever happens that day ... He turned a panicked email the manager sent to a doctor into a few different versions of dance hits it was unfortunately really funny

Tried ginger ale for the first time it's basically sprite .... Okay