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— (via bl-ossomed)

brain: ah, my liddol russian lady. please get me some beets

Plant follow light, light make loopy loop, plant go loopy loop.

And 30 years of The Jeffersons reruns. 

You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver’s license and you realized I was 25 was priceless.

Jolkien Rolkien R. Tolkien

so this package showed up in the mail today (not my name or number but it does have my correct address). the numbers disconnected and we couldn’t find anything concrete on who the person is either, so me and my dad got curious and we opened it. it’s just a zip tie. and it’s already fastened. like. you can’t even use this. you can’t reopen it without cutting it. all you can do from this stage is tighten it, and there’s no going back from that. this is both extremely hilarious because of how useless it is, and also one of the most ominous things to ever arrive under mysterious circumstances. so what the fuck. is this a threat? who paid money for this? what happened here???? can a detective come help me? how do we resolve this?

million dollar houses//pierce the veil

I was looking for my cat for a while and then a little face popped out to judge me

Cheap demons

What’s even better is that Maras mother LOVED the book Matilda. She loved it so much that she got her daughter the part, however she died before she got to see it. Or so Mara thought. Apparently just a few weeks before she died Danny Devito went in to the hospital with a rough first edit of the movie and got to let her watch it before she passed.