i believe i spider

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

i know what i want, potato, come through for me!

I'm at the point where I am asking the potato for a landslide Kamala Harris victory

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

being smart enough not to work in school and then seeing everyone u thought u were smarter than succeeding way beyond u bc they actually developed a good work ethic and didn't just rely on being able to bullshit at the last minute is pretty crushing but also absolutely deserved

this has a very Vine energy and I like it

Reblogging because I had a dream in which this came in vitally handy.

im so pissed i needed this 3 years ago in physics for the egg drop contest i googled for hours and you simply put it on my dash now… after my EGG has LONG SINCE smashed against the gymnasium floor………..

For future reference

The moral of knives out was entitled rich people are the same. There were various types of political leanings in the Thrombey family: leftist, liberal, conservative, alt-right. However, none of that mattered when their money was threatened, whatever political opinions they held went out the window if it meant saving their lifestyle. 

“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”

if i had my soul it’d escaped at this

Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.

dragged this mp3 file out of a fuckin swamp

i expected to get fucking rickrolled. this is worse.

Look, I don’t know if there’s such a thing as the opposite of an ASMR video, but this EXTREMELY CURSED OBJECT is it, I was curled into a ball wracked by horrified shivers.

stopped it 20 seconds in, my bones felt as if they were rotting from within

Magnificently unwholesome. Like the bubbling of the damned.

🥴

this sounds like what getting electrocuted feels like

*extremely nervous laughter*

#he makes everythibg sound like a fae is singing it in a forest in the moonlight - @snakekarina

if i heard this song carried faintly by the wind, leading me into the deepest darkest part of an ancient forest i literally would not hesitate