just a very confused gal

It’s so funny watching the Shadow and Bone series when I’ve only read the Six of Crows duology. Because here we have Magical Mussolini trying to establish a new world order by mansplaining manipulating and manslaughtering everyone in his way, and the only thing I care about is my found family of emotionally constipated idiots doing war crimes in the background.

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby

This added ten years to my life

pretty sexy of me to keep going despite each day being more unbearable than the last

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

changing your sheets is the hardest thing in the whole world who the fuck cares about sisyphus and his stupid rock i have to take the sheets off my bed and then put new ones on and then in a little bit? ill have to do it again

éowyn is your favourite lotr character when you’re ten because she’s a young woman who gets to FIGHT with a cool sword! and then éowyn is your favourite lotr character again when you’re in your twenties because she’s a young woman who is bitter and angry and deeply depressed but who learns to HEAL and find hope. and also she gets to fight with a cool sword.

"he is not my president" bumper sticker with a picture of some random guy that has never been president

kids will have philosophical discussions on a trampoline

body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water