struggs to func

↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

how did it taste?

How did what taste?

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother

Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.

Alarm cock is this anything

they call it a rooster i think

There's something on the roof

wizard seeing a small crowd of people and their knees immediately buckle in sexual pleasure imagining how much damage a fireball would do

Can we get an ounce of fucking privacy

I mean they

I'm in love with the stupid baby puppet I want to see her grow up strong and healthy